The Goofy Movie Emperor Awakens

[The author's new novel, Forced to Join a Marriage Reality Show with My Archenemy, is now available!] [Blurb] A car accident awakens movie star Ban Zhun to his own existence. He discovers that the world he lives in is actually a melodramatic web novel on LJJ. His impressive list of achievements so far includes, but is not limited to: Forcing the male lead to marry him, bullying Bai Zhi, the other male lead and an actor, and, despite earning a sky-high salary, fighting his half-brother for the family fortune. In the end, the two male leads, whose love was hard-won, join forces with Ban Zhun's own older brother to take him down. He loses his car and house, his parents die of rage, and he is sent to prison for tax evasion, attempted murder, and other crimes. He dies miserably behind bars. Now the story has reached the day after he forced the male lead to marry him. On his way home from the film set, hoping for some newlywed bliss with his new husband, he gets into a car accident. He has just been brought out of danger and opened his eyes. The tragic male lead is standing by his bed, glaring ominously at his oxygen tube. Thinking that instead of letting the two male leads team up to kill him, he might as well play matchmaker himself and save his own skin, Ban Zhun blurts out, "Rong, do you want a wife?" Rong Qian, who was just considering pulling out his tube: "???" * Rumor has it movie star Ban Zhun has gone crazy. Even though he has a beautiful husband at home, he treats Bai Zhi, his co-star, with utmost courtesy. "Zhizhi, do you want to date? What do you think of my husband?" Facing his parents, he defends his husband until his voice is hoarse. "Mom, Dad, as long as I'm here, nobody's making Rong Qian wash even half a chopstick!" Facing his older brother, he carries in bag after bag of his salary. "Big Brother, you can have all the money. Is it enough? Is it enough?" Bai Zhi, his parents, and his brother: "???" * Ban Zhun hides in the bathroom to call the cute bad boy he just met on a social app: "Baby, don't worry. Just wait a little longer. I'll be able to get divorced soon. I have health insurance, social security, and..." A chilly voice comes from outside the door. "A husband who's a seventh-dan judo black belt in the 75-kilogram weight class." Ban Zhun: π...π One-on-one, both are each other's first and only, happy ending. =3= A few things to know before reading =3=: 1. The younger one is the pursuer, the younger one, the younger one! 2. No real-life inspiration, no real-life inspiration, no real-life inspiration. 3. A silly little sweet romance with barely any logic. 4. Please don't argue. If you do, you're right. 5. Do I seem a little too chatty? 6. But I just love talking to you! The author's new novel, Forced to Join a Marriage Reality Show with My Archenemy, is now available! [Blurb:] [Enemies out of bed, lovers in bed] Xie Ying, the young master of a wealthy family, gets drunk on the night of his archenemy's eighteenth birthday and sleeps with him. When they wake up, the two of them get into a fight on the bed. Xie Ying is furious that he was the one on the bottom, while Yan Huaichen resents him for taking his virginity. From then on, the grudge between them only grows. . Later, Xie Ying's family falls on hard times, and, to make matters worse, he gets into a car accident on his way to work. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in a hospital bed, with Yan Huaichen standing beside him, looking as if he wants to tear him limb from limb. Mortified, Xie Ying immediately hobbles off with his IV bottle in hand, trying to run away. "I'll pay off your debt if you help me put on an act," Yan Huaichen says, blocking his way. The exhausted wage slave Xie Ying, nearly worked to death, can't help wavering. "What kind of act?" Yan Huaichen: "Pretend our marriage has fallen apart on a divorce reality show." Xie Ying: "How bad does it have to be?" Yan Huaichen: "As bad as when you came second in your junior high class and nearly tore my clothes off." Xie Ying hesitates. "I'm not a professional actor. How am I supposed to act like that...?" Yan Huaichen raises an eyebrow. "Just act the way you usually do around me. Tone it down a little." Xie Ying: "..." Xie Ying keeps his word and earns his pay. On the show, he carefully observes the other couples and faithfully copies what he sees: When Yan Huaichen sits beside him, Xie Ying immediately slaps him. "Why did you betray me?!" When Yan Huaichen washes his feet, Xie Ying kicks out and knocks him over. "Stop pretending to care!" But the comments are full of thirsty viewers, all swooning over Xie Ying: [Ooh, what a sweet little wife] [That slap must have felt great to Yan Huaichen. I was afraid he'd lick Yingying's hand] [Please hurry up and get divorced. I'm waiting for Yingying's second marriage (praying hands)] Only when Yan Huaichen pins him to the bed does Xie Ying realize what's going on. "You bastard, you tricked me?!" Yan Huaichen kisses the edge of his ear. "Be good. Let this dog bite you a couple more times." Theme: Love life.