[Check out the upcoming novel Pheromone Allergy~ The blurb is below, along with the completed novel The Airhead Beauty Gets Carried on the Parenting Variety Show in my author collection.]
Movie Emperor Xiao Zhuo and TV Emperor Shi Fanxing are the entertainment industry's golden couple. A popular parenting variety show announces that they'll be joining the cast, and everyone is looking forward to watching them be adorable together.
But three days before filming begins, they're in a car accident. When they wake up, both have lost ten years of memories
I fell in love with him, married him, and had a child with him?
Impossible. I hate him most of all!
But instead of the sweet scenes they were expecting, netizens see:
[The married couple refuse to sleep in the same bed and establish a rotating bunk-bed system]
[Back in school, the top student and the slacker bicker over everything]
[Countless declarations of "I'll never like him" made with absolute conviction]
Netizens: So those stories about ten years of loving marriage were all fake? What is this, a massive gossip fest?
Their child, Xiao Xing, watches it all unfold...
"Dad, maybe say a little less. You'll be the one groveling and apologizing later."
"If you take the argument seriously, you've already lost. Just kiss him and it'll be fine."
"Little Dad won't really get mad at you."
Shi Fanxing clearly remembers that the person he hates most is Xiao Zhuo.
Xiao Zhuo used to live on spicy food, but now he can cook an entire table of light dishes.
Shi Fanxing used to throw up every time Xiao Zhuo drove him somewhere, but now he drives so smoothly.
Xiao Zhuo used to stay up all night playing games in their dorm, rush through his homework, and never care about his major. Now he's become a little...
Thoughtful? Steady? Impressive?
Shi Fanxing: "You don't have to indulge me so much in front of the cameras."
Xiao Zhuo's Adam's apple bobs. "Do you think I wait on everyone like this? This is a first for me!"
#Back to ten years ago to fall in love with you once more
#Pure sweetness, no real-life inspiration, one-on-one romance
[Upcoming novel: Pheromone Allergy]
Blurb:
[Cool, gentle, sickly beauty bottom x straightforward, domineering CEO top who gets jealous of himself]
His scumbag ex-boyfriend brings his mistress home to fool around. Through the closed bedroom door, Yu Baiyi hears them laughing and gasping for breath.
The mistress lets her sweet pheromones loose. "Who's prettier, me or him?"
His boyfriend answers in a hoarse voice. "He doesn't even have pheromones. No matter how good-looking he is, he's like a fruit that's gone bad. He has no flavor."
Ten minutes after their breakup, Yu Baiyi gets a call from the ABO Administration.
"Our System has matched you with an Alpha who suffers from pheromone allergies. He wants to marry you."
Yan Chu is the only son of the Yan family and the CEO of Shengfeng. The one-year marriage contract comes with generous compensation.
All Alphas are the same kind of awful anyway. Yu Baiyi has no goodwill toward them whatsoever.
Short on money, Yu Baiyi signs the marriage contract as if it were a work agreement.
After the wedding, the two treat each other with courtesy. Seeing that the other man is refined, easygoing, and a perfect gentleman, Yu Baiyi asks him for a favor.
"A Beta a few years older than me, with a large birthmark on his head. He helped me when I was little, and I never got to thank him in person."
The secretary blurts out, "Your first love?"
Yan Chu's expression turns cold. "As long as he doesn't expose our marriage contract, he can do as he pleases."
Not long after...
Yan Chu's gaze turns gloomy. "You still haven't found him?"
Once he's found, I'll kill him!
Later on...
Yan Chu corners Yu Baiyi against the wall. "I was a Beta before I differentiated, too!" His usually cool, restrained voice carries a hint of barely perceptible hurt. I was a Beta before I differentiated, too. You could have liked me.
#An unlucky Alpha who was too proud to admit it as a kid, so he grows up jealous of himself#
Theme: People need to understand one another to get along.
Teacher, can you take a look at my child's "Sweet Idiot" and give it a place in your favorites? The child has no other specialties, just the setting of a stupid beautiful pastry chef x a white-cut black CEO. The child is really well-behaved and sweet. Our children will continue to participate in such activities in the future. Teacher, what do you think?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ssssssssssssssssssssssss
It looks good. Is there any extra story?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he died gorgeously after spinning 360 degrees and spraying nosebleeds. My wife wrote it so well, I love it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he died gorgeously after spinning 360 degrees and spraying nosebleeds. My wife wrote it so well, I love it.
Is it going to end so soon? What about their love after marriage? What about life?
What!!! It's almost finished!!! I don't know whether to be happy or sad now (withered rose)
I knew that Lao Xiao was so good at flirting with stars today, and yet he hated this Luo so much.
""Nine guns are all yours," which is a big bug for the author~ hit [cat's claw]
Those days when I was re-reading short essays were so cute