The Lazy, Sickly Beauty Goes Viral on a Parenting Show

My new novel, The Honest Husband Who Became Everyone's Ideal Man, is now available! A car accident awakened scandal-plagued entertainer Yan Jiu to his own existence. He discovered that he was the villainous cannon fodder in a book, a character who did every kind of evil. His plans included, but were not limited to: Getting rid of the burdensome child, coveting the male lead's family fortune, preparing to harm the innocent protagonist, and planning to kick his own brother while he was down as his business teetered on the brink of bankruptcy. In the end, the male leads and his older brother would join forces to bring him down, sending him to prison for life. At that moment, he had just escaped danger. As soon as he opened his eyes, he found himself looking into the big eyes of his own little one. Yan Jiu's heart melted. He decisively chose to flee with the child, using a family variety show as an excuse to move out of the Si family home in the middle of the night. On the first day of the livestream, everyone was captivated by the well-behaved little Pappa. "Daddy's back hurts, so he needs to sleep more. Pappa will do the laundry." "Wow, Daddy can fold his blanket all by himself today. Daddy is amazing." "Daddy took his bitter medicine today without crying. Daddy is a good boy too, so he can have a piece of candy!" The comments went wild, all wanting to adopt the child through the screen: [Motherhood with none of the pain] [So jealous that Pappa's daddy gets to be encouraged and praised by Pappa] [Pappa, your daddy is manipulating you! Come over to Auntie's side!] But the next second, Pappa's daddy, who had his back to the camera, turned around and showed his face. The young man, wearing rimless glasses and looking sickly, leaned against the sofa with a smile as he enjoyed the little one's shoulder massage. [That husbandly charm is overwhelming] [Hello, my husband I've never met] [Pappa, tell Auntie, does your daddy have a girlfriend?] . As the show grew more and more popular, the production team seized the moment during a Q&A and asked Yan Jiu what the whole internet wanted to know: "Where is Pappa's mom? Would she ever appear on camera?" Yan Jiu didn't want to have anything to do with that person. "...She's dead." That night, the official Weibo account of the Si Group reposted a post: @Si Yue: Still alive. Mom is right here. The platform instantly crashed. #IHeardMyWifeIsTellingEveryoneImDead [Husbandly charm MAX, silly sickly beauty who takes the receiving role x domineering CEO who swings between oppressive intensity and an adorable contrast] One-on-one, both virgins, happy ending =3= Reader's Guide =3= 1. No real-life inspirations, really! 2. This is a fictional setting, really! 3. Same-sex marriage and having children are legal here! 4. The receiving partner has amnesia, really! 5. The story will explain things, really! 6. If you dislike puns, please leave in time! 7. Do I seem a little too talkative? 8. But I really like talking to you. 9. (I've listed all the content warnings.) Comments about pirated copies will be deleted :) My new novel, The Honest Husband Who Became Everyone's Ideal Man, is now available. Thanks for your support! [Blurb:] ● The married couple have the opposite of a Platonic love disorder. ● A truly beloved, sickly, oblivious beauty who takes the receiving role Vs. a genuinely possessive, gloomy younger green-tea dog who takes the giving role. The universally disliked Qi Lan got married. His wife was rich and beautiful, but a little tall, and didn't seem very willing to let him touch her. Qi Lan awakened to his own existence and realized he was just a sincere, dying man brought in to fill a role in someone else's bedroom games. He needed to help his wife find a perfect new husband. Lots of people liked his wife. He needed to screen them one by one and invite them over for an evaluation. Fortunately, there were seven days in a week, and each day someone different volunteered. On Monday, a client got him drunk and took him home, then talked dirty with his wife. Qi Lan kept his eyes shut and pretended not to hear. On Tuesday, his former senior from school spotted his wife at dinner and immediately got carried away with him in the private room. Qi Lan stood outside and made a "shh" sign to the server. On Wednesday, the big boss used a home visit as an excuse. Qi Lan thoughtfully went out to buy soy sauce, ignoring his wife's polite attempts to get the visitor to stay. On Thursday, a producer claimed he wanted to make his wife famous and came over to check him out. Qi Lan proactively helped his wife put on formal clothes and escorted him to the guest room. On Friday, scraps of a neighboring high school boy's uniform tripped Qi Lan up. It was easy to imagine how heated things had been before he got home. On Saturday, hearing that Qi Lan was seriously ill, his older brother also showed up with a gift. It seemed he couldn't hold back his feelings either. On Sunday, the deputy director treating him was too promiscuous and too ugly to be worthy of his wife, so Qi Lan kicked him out. Pei Shuchi got married. To the person he had dreamed of since he was young. He had a strong sex drive and was intensely jealous. He couldn't stand anyone getting close to Qi Lan. He didn't even dare touch him himself, afraid that once he got a taste, he wouldn't be able to stop, and afraid of hurting him. Besides, Qi Lan didn't seem to like him very much. After they married, he invited his boss, friends, and neighbors over for dinner every few days. Watching every guest fixate on Qi Lan, Pei Shuchi grew frantic. He was afraid Qi Lan would discover his dark side, so he would grab anyone he could and beat them up when Qi Lan wasn't around or wasn't paying attention, then throw them out. Until one day, while drunk, Qi Lan confessed to him: "I actually like you a lot, but I may be dying soon. Pick one of them." One day. "I don't have much time left. Have you chosen?" Qi Lan asked. Pei Shuchi tied a golden bell around Qi Lan's neck. His long fingers clasped the side of Qi Lan's neck and forced him to look at himself in the mirror. "I've chosen. Are you ready?" #TheyBothThinkTheyveGottenTheDealOfALifetime #TheyBothThinkTheirPartnerIsTheUniversallyBelovedOne One-on-one, both virgins, happy ending Theme: Grow up healthily and put happiness first.