Armed with an Old-School Script, I Cozy Up to the Police Academy Crew

[[New bonus chapters! Strawberry milk is selling like hotcakes in the original world]] #A silly comedy, all you need is to have fun!# #Check out my friend Yan Xun's Matsuda Wants to Save Himself w = [#If you had the chance, would you want to get up close and personal with the Police Academy crew?#] Back then, I answered first without the slightest hesitation: [Absolutely! Of course I would! Starting at the police academy would be best!] And then, by some miracle, I arrived in the Detective Conan world, standing outside the police academy with my suitcase. Me: “?” System: [Your wish has come true. Go sign in~ Once we’ve written a complete story, we can go home!] I looked down at my outfit, patted my flat chest, and cried out in shock, “I’ve turned into a guy?” System: [No, you’re a woman disguised as a man.] Me: “?” Why do I have to disguise myself as a man? And how did I pass the police academy physical? System: [We only have old-school scripts here. A woman disguised as a man was once a popular trope. Don’t worry, you can imitate a man’s voice, so your voice won’t be a problem.] Me: “...Will I really not get found out? Besides, I don’t speak Japanese.” System: [Fluency in multiple languages is a must in old-school scripts. I’ve already equipped you with that. Also, you currently have special silver hair.] Me: “Got it. I’ll go get a physical and find out if I have albinism or some kind of cancer precursor.” System: [?? Shouldn’t you at least wonder if you’re Gin’s little sister or something? Having a powerful older brother and a love-hate relationship are also popular old-school script tropes.] Me (completely missing the point): “Why his little sister? I want to be his big sister!!” System: [...Fine. You’re the big sister who took an unfinished APTX and got a few years younger, making you look like the little sister.] Me: “We’re already going with that? No, wait. How have I survived until now? No, no, I mean, if that really is my identity, how am I going to survive into the future, ” System: [The old-school script team has thoughtfully provided you with starting skills. Choose any two: Love at First Sight Card, Everyone Loves Me Card, Child of the Weather Card...] Me: “I want the Superhuman Strength Card and the Fleet-Footed Card. Do you have those? I’ll take them.” System: [?] System: [...Fine.] = Old-school scripts: the cold prince who takes what he wants by force, the domineering CEO’s precious darling, the handsome campus heartthrob’s Cinderella... Me (nodding): Got it, got it. I understand √ Once the story gets going. System: [Wait, wait, wait! Why did you get the male lead’s script?!] Me: They’re all old-school scripts. It’s no big deal ww System: [No, it’s a huge deal!!] "Getting Close to the Police Academy Crew with an Old-School Script in Hand"× "Rewriting an Old-School Script and Getting Close to the Police Academy Crew"√ The heroine’s super strength means she can lift a car (), while her fleet feet let her race cars and dodge bullets. And so the legend of the Saiyan at the police academy was born (?) In short, she’s a hilariously unstoppable heroine who should have been handed an old-school Mary Sue script but instead picked up classic overpowered hero skills! All you need is to have fun! #The System ultimately decided to submit the video to the “AMV and Parody Entertainment” section# #The cover is Chihori in a “Hell yeah!” meme style# Ps: At the beginning, the System will often pop up to banter with Chihori like a comedy duo to explain the setting (?), but less so later on. Chihori will be able to banter with her classmates instead (?), hahaha = The main story focuses on comedy and old-school scripts, with mostly friendship and happy moments together~ Also, Gin and his sister have a close sibling bond. The bonus chapters feature hazy romance, with an open-ended CP. = ★Chihori in the Jujutsu Kaisen universe (complete): The Silly Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto’s Sister Really Makes Us Proud ★Chihori in the Bungo Stray Dogs universe (coming soon): My Ability Is Something I Haven’t Decided Yet = ★Coming soon: Streaming Cat Care in the Detective Conan Universe★ [The Whiskies, infected with a cat-transformation virus and turning into cats at unpredictable times, are taken home by a girl who streams cute pets. Xiaquan Rikona can always make antidotes disguised as cat food and dodge every attack with pinpoint accuracy. Is she just lucky, or is she a true powerhouse?] Theme: Face life with optimism and build a brighter future