[Western Crossover] Awesome! Another Day of Being a Goofball

These days, transmigrating comes with a golden finger. Out of all the options, such as top-tier looks, weather manipulation, and irresistible charm, Xiheli decisively chose... maximum strength and speed. Plenty of firepower to banish all fear! System: [Hey, wait, we're a System for melodramatic old-school plots!] Xiheli Kent replied: NO angst! I'll pickle the world in silliness! 1. On career As soon as Xiheli had saved up enough System points, the first thing she did was buy a business card, ready to fulfill her lifelong dream of opening a nationwide chain of strawberry milk factories. [Business Card: Choose any store and become its owner.] Xiheli's eyes lit up. "Can I choose Wayne Enterprises?" System: [Not if the difference in wealth is too great!] Xiheli: "Fine, then I'll choose Arkham." System: ? #Shocking! New director of Arkham Asylum takes over and turns it into a strawberry milk factory?! No power can stop her?!# #Thanks to Batman, we already have a large staff. Could you keep sending them over? This really is a legitimate business!# 2. On the name A brand name is important. It should have a hometown flavor, reflect Gotham's local culture, and sound grand and imposing. After pondering for a while, Xiheli picked a name that met every requirement: Big Sunshine Bat! That's right, Big Sunshine Bat! System: ????? What kind of name is that for a milk factory?! -And yet somehow it became a bestseller. 3. On siblings Xiheli landed on a farm and was taken in by the kind Kents. Later, the Kents took in a baby boy, and from then on, Xiheli had an adorable little brother. As a good big sister, she naturally had to offer some family guidance when her little brother was unsure what career to choose. "I think you'd make a great reporter," Xiheli said. "Or, um... black hair and blue eyes..." She quietly took a shrinking pill from the System shop out of her bag. "...Would you like to try out for Robin?" 4. Some everyday scenes -> To help the System complete old-school melodrama plot missions and rack up points, Xiheli decided to act out all kinds of stories with the DC crowd, such as The Domineering CEO and His Runaway Darling, The Big Bad Wolf Prince Falls in Love with Me, and so on. System: [...But why are you the domineering CEO in The Domineering CEO and His Runaway Darling, and the prince in The Prince and the Cinderella? Did you get the roles mixed up?!] -> Someone's file in the hands of a certain Bat went from long to longer and longer and longer... Xiheli: One new thing every day. The world is always full of fun. =w= = ○ The heroine was supposed to play out old-school Mary Sue plots, but instead chose maximum strength and speed and scored herself the invincible, overpowered male lead role. She's a natural talent in this silly world (?). Click in to see the heroine selling strawberry milk, farming, doing comedy, and saving the world. ○ A mixed universe, with headcanon age gaps and timelines. The Batfamily's personalities lean toward Wayne Family Adventures, while Superman's characterization leans toward the adventurous Superman. Since it's a silly story, happiness is what matters most. Happy ending with the whole family! Characters from other alternate universes may appear. ○ More silly comedy than romance. Most of the romance content comes from silly, melodramatic roleplay plots. If there's a pairing, it'll probably be one of the Birds. But the balance is silly family and friendship fun > > romance, and the actual romance comes much later or in an extra. ○ The DC version of the silly Chihori series. Chihori becomes Xiheli. My profile also has parallel-universe stories in the same style for Detective Conan and Jujutsu Kaisen. If you like this flavor of silliness, come have a taste! Theme: A happy life matters most