After Tormenting Officer Matsuda, I Got Reverse-Conquered

[The story is complete. Enjoy!] [Coming soon: Living with the Police Academy Kids, Hiromitsu's Mom Won't Let Me Drink, Dating a Matsuda Cat, I Picked Up a Cat and Now the Police Academy Squad Is Watching Me, and After Cutting Off Love, I Fell for the Police Academy Squad] * Written in third person After binding myself to the "Villain System," I played up my villainous aura to the fullest. Just say my name at the police academy and almost everyone would know who I was and be afraid of me... Usually, I was either making a name for the organization and collecting protection money, or forcing Hiromitsu and the others to wear dresses and undergo lessons in how to be a proper husband. I had money, underlings, and plenty of entertainment. Life was great... But perhaps Heaven wanted evil vanquished. I got kidnapped, and they strapped a whole bunch of Baka bombs to me... In desperation, I contacted my curly-haired classmate, and he kindly came to save me... After that, he became someone under my protection. Anyone who dared bully him would have to answer to me, the big sister! But he always seemed so gloomy... So, to cheer him up, I decided to complete a few little goals 1. Put him in a cherry-pink frilly dress. √ 2. Make him wear extra-thick breast pads and high heels. √ 3. Get him a sparkly, dazzling fantasy magic wand. √ 4. Make sure his classmates see him in all of the above outfits and applaud. √ n. Tell him he might still be a wizard at thirty, and give him an unforgettable green hat after we start dating. √ * Matsuda had been paying attention to a girl for a long time... She was a little different from everyone else. Her head was full of things he couldn't understand, and whenever one of her pranks on him worked, her eyes would sparkle... But whenever someone bullied him or threatened his life, she was always the first to rush in and protect him, looking incredibly cool... He admitted he'd fallen for her... But wasn't she just too much trouble? Matsuda: ...Could you please behave yourself? Me: So you still think my boobs are smaller than yours and you don't like me... Mmph! What are you doing?! Matsuda: Stop lying around. We have to file our marriage registration today... Ahem, Mrs. Matsuda? (He turns his face away, blushing.) Me: O-oh! Jinpei-chan, you're so cute today too! ● Matsuda pairing ● A happy ending for the whole Police Academy Squad Blurb screenshot: (Original version) 2021.05.23 √ (Final version) 2022.01.21 √ ■ Coming soon: Living with the Police Academy Kids I'm Ando Midori, unmarried, but somehow I have four little ones Zero, dark-faced but upright, Hiromitsu, good-tempered and never picky about food, Jinpei, a tsundere with a cool attitude, and Kenji, always smiling and saying nice things. But every one of them is a little troublemaker! Zero and Jinpei are always fighting, and they knock each other's teeth out so often that the teeth are practically always running away from home... Kenji acts cute and begs for forgiveness after causing trouble, while Hiromitsu secretly hides in a corner and cries... And me, the chef of dark cuisine, with me around, nobody gets away unscathed! Come on! Let's battle! Let's see who the biggest troublemaker is! (doge) * Some time later, the kids grew up, and finally learned to worry about their mom. Sob, sob... Hiromitsu: You can't keep eating that stuff! I'll cook! Jinpei: Is the air conditioner broken again? I'll fix it! Zero: Did you buy too much stuff again? I'll carry it for you! Kenji: Are you homesick? There, there, don't cry~! I wiped away my moved tears. "You've all grown into such mature little adults, so now it's your turn to take care of me!" (flops down like a lazy fish) All four of them answered together: "No way!!" * The kids grew up fast. In just three months, they were taller than her, but why had they all become so attentive? Kenji: Midori, let's go for a drive! Jinpei: Hmph, I'm going to fix the washing machine! Zero: I'll show you a sandbag fracture! Hiromitsu: Can I do your laundry and cook for you forever? Kenji, Jinpei, and Zero: No way! No sneaking ahead! I scratched my head, completely confused. I might as well keep being a pampered lazy fish! (Hey!) ■ I Picked Up a Cat and Now the Police Academy Squad Is Watching Me I picked up a kitty. His name is Hiromitsu. He's adorable and well-behaved, never causes trouble, and always behaves himself, but he'll also beat up bad guys for me. I love cuddling him to sleep. He's so soft and warm... But when I woke up the next day, why was there a naked man with cat ears and a tail in my arms? Wait, why is he blushing? I'm the one who should be blushing! "What are you two doing?!" * A few fluffy kitties who'd just returned from a walk glared at me angrily, as if I'd been seeing another cat behind their backs... Me: Um, Jinpei, don't give me that sour look... Jinpei the dog: ...Hmph! Me: ...Waaah, Kenji, help me! Kenji the dog: Can't hear you, can't hear you! Me: Zero... Never mind, forget I said anything... Zero the cat: ...What do you mean by that?! Forget it. I might as well give up. They won't believe me no matter how I explain, so I may as well go to sleep. (Lies down) Kenji, Jinpei, and Zero: How long are you going to pretend to be dead?! ■ After Cutting Off Love, I Fell for the Police Academy Squad [Congratulations! You've bound to the "Be a Player, Go Wild" script!] Me: I'm a level-ten master of romantic tricks. I've cut off all feelings! [System: No! Nobody can resist the charm of the Police Academy Squad!] (Immediately teleported to the police academy Me: Don't underestimate me. I... I can do it!! [System: ...You can't. The last script has expired. Let's start over, The Heartless Player vs. the Police Academy Squad with 100% Affection] Me: ...Can't I even hug them? QAQ... * That afternoon, I got lost on the enormous campus. The falling cherry blossoms blurred my vision... Hagiwara, up to no good: Hey, are you okay? Need some help? Me (resisting the urge to throw a sack over his head, trembling as I hold the script): D-don't come near me! [System: Great work, newbie! Applause!] * After dinner, I ran into a Nagano kitty playing the guitar... Me (resisting the urge to take him home, speaking very reluctantly): D-d-don't block the way! Hiromitsu the kitty tilted his head: ...? [System: Our girl is amazing!!] * The bathroom pipe burst again, and Matsuda from the room next door came to help... Matsuda: If anything else breaks, you can ask me to fix it. Me (fighting the urge to say something cheesy, scolding him through tears): N-no thanks! You're a three-minute man! [System: You're the best batch I've ever had!!] * After n days, I finally couldn't hold back anymore and led them on, only to... find them surrounding me, smiling kindly... Me: I was forced into it. Do you believe me? · Theme: Happiness is earned through hard work. Keep going, and don't let fate knock you down!