A Scriptwriter's Daily Diary at the Distillery

[My Dazai cosplay novel, Werewolf Game in an Infinite-Flow World While Cosplaying Dazai, is currently being serialized. Please add my upcoming novel, A Black Hole Kitty's Galactic Journey, to your reading list!] [Blurb] Little Rabbit Dazai encounters several major turning points in his life in the same month. First, he discovers that the Russian guy who likes to cuddle up with him and laze around isn't human. He's a vampire. Next, just as he's planning to investigate how vampires feed firsthand and find out whether a vampire bite hurts, something falls from the sky and knocks poor Rice Ball-kun unconscious. He takes a look. It's a phone. Then he looks through all the information he can find on the phone and discovers that they're actually characters in a manga. Except the setting is very different from their current situation. Rice Ball-kun isn't a vampire, but a demon supervillain. He wants to see if he can use the phone to communicate with the real world. He tries every app, but only one works. It's a forum. Finally, Dazai, who's been spoiled rotten and currently has no interest in joining the Mafia, meets someone willing to take them away. He joins another organization that doesn't look much better, but at least lets him slack off. It's a very science-friendly liquor company. #It's actually a raising-the-kid story, but as for who's raising whom... let's just say this isn't your typical story about raising Fyodor# #As Mr. Mori loses his diamond, Gin scores two bottles of liquor with mysterious ingredients# *The blurb may sound like this, but the actual story goes completely off the rails (doge). *Updates are irregular for now, usually two to six thousand characters a day, depending on how things go. *The pairing is the two in the blurb. Fyodor is a vampire. *Click on the author's profile to adopt a pigeon and watch it struggle every day between writing and not writing, cooing in agony as if its neck were being squeezed. Even with fate's hand gripping me by the scruff, I still have to say: Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list. Cosplayer Fengya is a devoted Dazai fan. The day before a convention, after finishing his makeup test, he transmigrates. At first, he doesn't realize he's transmigrated. Looking at the white hall full of four Chuus, five Gojos, seven or eight Dazais... and all kinds of popular and obscure characters, he can't help thinking how incredibly accurate everyone's costumes and makeup are. Then a System notification sounds in his mind: [Game begins. Players must not reveal that they are cosplayers.] Fengya: ??? It's a werewolf game, and nearly everyone is an original character from a different alternate timeline. Each round, players are sent to a different setting, then vote at the end. Fengya draws a card at random and reads the scenario: [Taisho era. A tyrannical dad (Gojo), a deranged mom (Gin), a gloomy little brother (Dazai), and a sister on the verge of a breakdown (Tomie). As the eldest brother, you must maintain a harmonious, happy family!] [Jujutsu world. The opposing faction consists of sorcerers (Fyodor, Enmu, and others). Your companion is the special-grade cursed spirit Death God Conan. There are three Dazais in one world, so do your best to prevent the world from being destroyed!] [Science-friendly world. It's only ABO...] Fengya grits his teeth and does his best, inventing a plausible alternate-timeline Dazai persona for himself. But in the end, he can't outdo the other Dazais. After several rounds, he's cornered. "Your eyes are different from ours." Just as the System is about to declare the game over, Fengya squeezes his eyes shut and gives up. "Is being Dazai really such a happy thing?" The undercover player confesses! "I used to think it was painful too, until I had a lover. Unfortunately, he's left me. But luckily, the game told me my lover is here." Fengya points with his eyes still closed. "I know it's ridiculous to fall in love with an alternate version of yourself. Vote me out. I don't want to hurt you." "What if one of you is my wife?" He reaches out. All the Dazais take a step back in unison, while all the Chuuya lookalikes wear complicated expressions. The other characters watch the drama unfold, some eating popcorn and others just spectating. Fengya: QAQ He doesn't want to lose the game, but his Dazais, his fictional wives, please don't look at him like that! Why have you suddenly stopped suspecting me and started accusing each other of being out of character?! I'm really not a pervert!!! Upcoming novel: [A Black Hole Kitty's Galactic Journey] Xuan Qi is an enlightened black hole. When taking human form, he accidentally chooses a tiny black hole that looks a lot like a black hole, and becomes a small, completely black cat. It's fine. Kittens can run and jump, too. He has to find someone. As an obscure, weak black hole, he's rarely observed. During his long, hazy existence, no one has ever noticed him, not even once. Until one day, Xuan Qi feels a distant gaze. Instinctively, he devours it and looks back. A human is observing him, day after day. And so Xuan Qi notices the tiny life, too. Xuan Qi believes that the person observing him must be a weak, literary researcher in a white lab coat, wearing gold-rimmed glasses and writing papers with dark circles under his eyes. At last, he finds the owner of that gaze. He's 1.9 meters tall, with sun-kissed skin, a muscular build, and rugged work clothes. He's wild and dashing: the hugely popular explorer and veteran researcher Lin Chengxing. Xuan Qi meows for a while on the spot, but still decides to follow him. Captain Lin has a cat now, so space exploration is no longer lonely. Except for the chicken leg that disappears from the table, the cherry tomatoes grown by the crew that get swallowed, and the hard meteorite they hauled in that's been half-chewed... Lin Chengxing picks up the cat, holding the eighth alloy cat bowl, bitten in half. The little cat thinks he's about to be beaten and curls into a ball like a black hole. The black hole secretly opens one eye to peek at him. Lin Chengxing: "Meteorites are radioactive." "The meteorite ran into my mouth by itself!" Seeing that Captain Lin doesn't believe him, Xuan Qi jumps up, transforms into a human, and gives Lin a quick smack of a kiss. "I can run into your mouth by myself, too." Lin Chengxing: "..." Lin Chengxing thinks he's met a very rebellious black hole. It demands his attention and affection without restraint, then returns them to him doubled. For ten years, day after day, he stared into that unexplored abyss in the universe. There were no celestial bodies or life in the abyss, just like in his desolate heart. Until a little black cat ran out of the abyss. And meowed at him. Theme: Never leave each other's side