An Otome Game NPC Enters a Player’s Livestream

I’m Dengli, an utterly ordinary NPC in Love and Curses. Because the player was so bad, they reloaded the game 99 times in a row from the start. After being tormented like this, I awakened to self-awareness and gained the miraculous ability to enter the players’ livestreams. I thought I could use this amazing power to reach the peak of life, only to be told, to my dismay, that as a background NPC, my intelligence stat is only five. At this point, I can only keep being an ordinary, run-of-the-mill NPC. #Let’sTalkAboutPlot-Wrecker Qianzhi Dengli# Distillery Undercover Team: You mean the “Glamorous Immortal Phoenix” who studied in Hawaii? A very reliable teammate. So many times, we’d already started crying, only for him to come back alive with a grin. He does care a little too much about other people’s love lives, though. He’s always saying that solving relationship problems can cut the crime rate by 80 percent. Uchiha Founding Generation: You mean the “Colorful Hairdresser” who’s good at giving people trendy haircuts? His 720-episode Fire O Ninja series is pretty good, but it takes a toll on your hair. On top of getting twenty annual memberships, he’s dyed his hair twelve different colors. I heard there’s also a 293-episode Boro series. Damn it, Senju Oama, stop researching the Flying Thunder God and hurry up and develop a hair-care jutsu! Port Mafia Hat Guy: You mean the “President of the Dazai O Victims’ Association”? He’s a reliable subordinate. He won over two-thirds of the Port O and built his own faction without making the boss suspicious. It’s just that he absolutely refuses to let Akutagawa join the association, which causes frequent arguments. Warring States Dog Demon: You mean the Samoyed who follows Sesshomaru? He should be farming at the foot of Mount Hakurei by now. I hear the child he adopted, named Sukuna, is really impressive and has already become a priest. Pinned and highlighted on the player forum: “Qianzhi Dengli, Get Out of the NPC World” Qianzhi Dengli, nicknamed the Bird of Ill Omen. If this NPC appears in your game, quit immediately, delete all your save files, and start a new game. With him around, you absolutely won’t get the ending you want. My next novel, Fish Bro 2.0: The Feasibility of Becoming a Literary Great Through Soap-Opera Fiction, is open for follows. It’s a ridiculous story that’ll make you build a castle even if you read it without thinking. And Akutagawa’s Undercover Career, about Akutagawa trying to become an excellent undercover agent after returning from the Gintama set. While I’m at it, here are my completed novels: Fish Bro 1.0, The Feasibility of Becoming a Literary Great Through OO Fiction; Getting Rich While Pregnant; Hero Tomie; Reemployment Guide for Retired Spirit Guardians. Theme: Always stay optimistic, and always keep moving forward.