After Binding a System in My Second Life, I Reached the Pinnacle of Life

[The point of view is unclear, so it was automatically categorized as switch, but it isn't switch... (weakly)] --- Blurb --- Officer Izumi thinks there may be something wrong with his brain. Lately, he keeps seeing strange labels. The fountain pen that has been with him for five years: [Please be careful not to drop me, or I'll go on strike.] The coffee on his desk: [Nine cups a day keeps you going. Keep it up, 007. Your blood is practically made of coffee.] Just as Officer Izumi was feeling troubled, a ding suddenly sounded in his head. "Hello! The Life Peak System is online." "Want to defy fate and change your destiny? Want to reach a happy ending? Want to become a Superintendent and look down on all the rest? Then listen to me! A professional System, a proven success, the best choice for you." Officer Izumi didn't respond. He opened his phone and booked an appointment with the psychiatry department at Aoyama Hospital for next week. He really should take some time off. System: "..." Little skit 1: Officer Izumi watched as his subordinate, who had transferred in just two weeks ago, opened the door and walked in. [A familiar right-hand man.] Wait, never mind the right-hand-man business. He'd only met the guy twice. He passed junior Date, who greeted him. [Unlucky guy number four.] Officer Izumi slowly typed a question mark. Were there three unlucky guys before him? Then, at a mixer one night, Officer Izumi met [Unlucky guy number one] and [Unlucky guy number two]. Is this seriously some kind of real-life character-collecting game? Then he saw [Unlucky guy number five] above his own head in the mirror. Officer Izumi: Damn it... Reading tips: * The timeline is chaotic, and the characters may be out of character. Be warned! * The story includes lots of personal headcanons. If you can't accept that, don't force yourself to read. * Multiple endings. * There are original cases, with lots of plot holes and implausible parts. The author isn't very smart, so please forgive any holes in the cases. orz Blurb revised on June 8 and screenshotted. Theme: Seek the truth, promote truth, goodness, and beauty, and fight the forces of darkness.