What Are You Doing in the Cultivation World? Trying to Be Funny?!

Name: What Are You Doing in the Cultivation World? Trying to Be Funny?!
Author: Grape, Grape, Look at the Grapes

你来修仙界干什么？搞笑吗！？

by Grape, Grape, Look at the Grapes (葡萄葡萄看看葡萄)

Status: Completed
Length: 293k Words
Genre: Xianxia
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

This is without a doubt the most relaxing, addictive, and ridiculous cultivation novel you’ll read this year.

While everyone else cultivates through grueling practice, Liuchuan cultivates by imagining things. A fireball spell? He pictures it in his mind, and out it comes. A spiritual-energy vacuum? One incense stick’s worth of sucking up gets him a month’s worth of someone else’s energy. He does it while lying down, suffering and enjoying himself at the same time.

Later, he gets his hands on a damage-reflecting armor: just stand still, and whoever hits him is the one who suffers. Punch him, and you break your hand; blast him with a spell, and you go flying. A mighty Soul Formation expert punches him in the face, only to get sent to the emergency room by his own attack.

He wants to retire, but it turns out the entire sect is full of hidden masters. Even the watchdog is better at keeping its strength concealed than he is. The independent cultivators’ rankings place him in the top ten, and five-year-olds in bellybands line up to challenge him. He’s been camping out in the vacant number-one spot for seven years.

Liuchuan: “I make spells by imagining them and beat people just by standing still. Cultivation is easier than I thought. But why is retiring harder than surviving a tribulation?”

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