The Whole Universe Lies Flat, While I Become the Creator God in My Sleep

Name: The Whole Universe Lies Flat, While I Become the Creator God in My Sleep
Author: Nan Xing Writes Stories

全宇宙躺平，我靠睡觉修成创世神

by Nan Xing Writes Stories (南星写故事)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 312k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
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【Anti-Grind Cultivation + All Things Dote on Their Favorite + Hilarious, Wild Imagination + Layers Upon Layers of Hidden Origins】 Others cultivate: study and train hard, slay demons, and fight tooth and nail for every opportunity. Su Nuo cultivates: sleep, daydream, snack, and watch shows. The whole sect thinks she’s a good-for-nothing, until she gains three hundred years of spiritual power from a nap and makes an entire mountain burst into bloom with a yawn. The elders go mad, her fellow disciples fall to their knees, and the Heavenly Dao personally decrees that she be named an Idle Immortal Venerable. Su Nuo rolls over. “Keep it down. I’m going back to sleep.” Her senior brother Yun Heng is the sect’s top workaholic. He works all year without a break, and his lifespan is nearly exhausted. Everyone says he won’t make it through the year, but whenever Su Nuo walks by, he manages to stay on his feet a little longer. No one knows why, until Su Nuo discovers the fifty candy wrappers he’s hidden in his sleeves, all of them from candy she gave him. She thinks she’s just lucky. Then one day, every stone on the entire back mountain speaks at once: “You have finally awakened.” Su Nuo looks down at the drab gray stone in her hand. It has cracked open, and the white light pouring from the fissure pulses at the same rhythm as her heartbeat. “Who am I?” “You are the Creator herself. The competition and anxiety across the universe began when you yawned all those years ago.” “Then what should I do now?” “You decide: awaken and save the world, or keep sleeping.” Su Nuo pulls the blanket up to her chin. “I choose a third option: make the whole world lie flat.” 【Reader's Guide】 · The heroine isn’t lazy; she saves her energy for things that matter. Show her good food and her eyes light up, she’ll hop around and exclaim, “Wow!” · The hero isn’t cold; he’s waited millions of years for someone to finally tell him, “If you can’t hold on, then don’t.” · Everything is fair game for doting.

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