Are There Really No Absurd, Funny Cultivation Stories? I'm Seriously Looking. 不是没有抽象搞笑的修仙文吗真心求

1. 51 师 Master, Our Sect Has Gone Gay. Did You Know That? 师尊，咱师门闹gay了你知豆不 Where's My Pen Name?我笔名呢Two Male Leads328k WordsOngoing [Stone-Faced Cutie VS Flirtatious Smooth-Talker] [Zhongli Si 1 × Ying Fuxue 0] The rating just opened, so it’ll go up. Ying Fuxue finds a storybook. Its protagonist is his fellow disciple, Zhongli Si. According to the book, Zhaoming Sect will be destroyed for protecting their junior disciple. Not a single person in the sect will survive. They’ll even shake the yolks right out of the kitchen eggs. And Ying Fuxue will become Zhongli Si’s cultivation furnace, offering up all his years of cult 21.1kReads9.0Score3.5kShelves

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   Yes, yes, these are absolutely gorgeous!

2. 52 只 As Long as the Spirit Stones Keep Coming, Even Immortals Can Be Taken Down 只要灵石到位，仙人也能干废 The Gardener Picks Up His Pen园丁提笔Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Pay-to-win cultivation + pranks and mischief + pills and magical treasures with bizarre side effects + sly schemer + lighthearted comedy + unscrupulous merchant: If they won’t pay, rob them] Lin Fan transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation and obtains a System that lets him boost his cultivation by paying money. To earn the spirit stones he needs for top-ups, he starts selling pills and magical treasures. Some of the pills and treasures he sells are rather peculiar. They’re incredibly 16.7kReads7.4Score1.8kShelves
3. 53 我 I Didn't Kill My Best Friend, But He Did Die Because of Me 我没动手杀挚友，但他确实因我凉透了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical13k WordsCompleted I didn't kill my best friend, but he did end up dead because of me. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 54 不 How Can I Cultivate Without Cheats? 不开挂我修什么仙 Zhaozhao Is Not Zhaozhao朝朝不是找找Two Male Leads566k WordsOngoing [Signed for publication] [Two male leads + cultivation + ensemble cast + equally matched leads + transmigrate into a book + hilarious, passionate wish-fulfillment story] A goofy, flashy show-off who always has a trick up his sleeve, 0 × the cultivation world's number-one prodigy, a cold-faced, adorable natural-born airhead, 1 Unconventionally handsome 0 and beautiful 1, mutual devotion, powerful leads, and a protagonist team with cheat abilities who never have to suffer Xie Weixing was an FPS ( 319kReads9.5Score42.7kShelves

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   This is absolutely amazing, incredibly good! I swear on my 11 years of reading experience!

5. 55 逍 A Carefree Fairy Descends to Earth and Takes the Internet Giants by Storm 逍遥仙女下凡，卷爆互联网大厂 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Urban23k WordsCompleted A carefree fairy descends to earth and takes the internet giants by storm 4Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 56 搞 Who Can Cultivate Immortality Without Going Crazy? 搞修仙的谁不疯呢 Zhou Guifeng周圭寸Two Male Leads612k WordsCompleted [Just started getting ratings, and they’ll go up, so enjoy without worry] [Two male leads + both powerful + transmigration into a book + comedy + one-on-one, both pure] [Sharp-tongued king who’s also genuinely strong, the bottom x a refined gentleman on the surface, but actually possessive and obsessive, the top] Yan Yangsheng transmigrates into a book and discovers he has become the male protagonist. Terrified, he quickly finds an upright, powerful man to cling to. When Yan Yangsheng’s identity 28.3kReads9.4Score4.1kShelves
7. 57 全 The Whole Sect Are Villainous Bootlickers, But He’s Her Long-Dead White Moonlight 全宗反派舔狗，但他早死白月光 Young Master Jue公子珏Two Male Leads387k WordsOngoing [Two male leads + younger love interest + one-on-one romance + on-screen comments] Bai Xingyan is a sickly man who takes medicine like meals, yet he single-handedly keeps his dilapidated sect afloat and raises his three junior brothers. Just as he’s preparing to meet his end in peace, lines of text drift across his vision. [So this is the eldest senior brother who dies early at the hands of the villains. Why is he still around?] [What villains? They’re just stepping stones for our male lead!] He 102.9kReads9.2Score25.7kShelves
8. 58 笺 Ink and Tang Style: The Biography of Xue Tao 笺染唐风：薛涛传 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学21k WordsCompleted Ink on Silk, Tang-Era Style: The Story of Xue Tao 2Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 59 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 76.3kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves

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   It's hilarious and abstract, but the plot is reasonable, and everyone is cunning and scheming—it's really interesting! 🔥

10. 60 对 The Rival Lane? My Stone-Faced Junior Brother Won't Stop Pouting 对抗路？臭脸师弟他不停不哄 Spring Comes Early早生春Two Male Leads808k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] [Two male leads + younger seme + aloof uke + shameless seme + bickering enemies-to-lovers] A shameless, unruly junior disciple who knows no bounds vs. his aloof, solitary beauty of a senior disciple The Seal Keeper of the Mingdao Sect has two gifted disciples. His senior disciple, Song Mingxue, is the most outstanding disciple of his generation: aloof and proud, like a distant mountain covered in snow. His junior disciple, Xie Qi, is the last surviving scion of the 97.5kReads8.4Score9.1kShelves
11. 61 下 After Descending to the Mortal Realm to Cultivate Immortality, This Little Immortal Returned to Heaven in Sorrow 下凡修仙后，小仙我怅然归天 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance29k WordsCompleted After descending to the mortal realm to cultivate immortality, this little immortal returned to heaven in dismay 6Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 62 拣 She Would Rather Perch on a Cold Branch Than Settle Down 拣尽寒枝不肯安 Yan Jue燕珏Two Male Leads383k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Two male leads, one-on-one romance, two irresistible heartthrobs, cultivation, equally powerful leads, and a touch of invincibility] (The combat System serves the protagonist. The protagonist is invincible among his peers and can kill opponents above his level.) A top-ranked but rejected student of the Ruthless Dao attacks VS a “My way is my Dao” disciple who says whatever he wants to whomever he wants to (a darkly charismatic heartthrob VS a sunny heartthrob) Xie An is unquestionabl 3.1kReads8.7Score613Shelves
13. 63 焚 Burning the Manuscript at Qingzhi Cove: The Southern Song Poetess Refuses to Cross Over 焚稿青芝坞：南宋才女不肯渡 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted Burning the Drafts at Qingzhi Dock: The Southern Song Talented Lady Refuses to Cross the River —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 64 一 A Very Serious Cultivation Novel 一本非常正经的修仙小说 Cao Rong艹容Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Unhinged faction + ensemble cast + absurdist faction + comedy faction] No couples Not your typical cultivation story. ⚠⚠⚠ Extremely absurd [important point ⚠⚠⚠] Jian Bingwu invites her to see the scenery: Jian Bingwu is good. Jian Bingwu pushes her off the Immortal-Slaying Terrace: Jian Bingwu is bad. Jian Xieyun happily goes to meet her: Jian Xieyun is silly. Jian Xieyun gets pushed off: Jian Xieyun is miserable. But she’s a member of the divine race. Why push her off the Immortal-Slaying Terr 17.2kReads9.2Score2.6kShelves
15. 65 西 Pines and Cypresses at Xiling Betray Our Promised Time 西陵松柏负佳期 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学22k WordsCompleted Pines and cypresses of Xiling, missing the promised day 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 66 全 Our Whole Class Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Joined the Country's Development Effort 全班穿越修真界，上交与国搞发展 Rain on Jade Mountain山玉有雨Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted No CP + ensemble cast + nontraditional cultivation + comedy + sect-building (Female-oriented! Female-oriented! Female-oriented! Not male-oriented!) The whole class transmigrates to the cultivation world after an accident. All 45 students in the class each get a System. Class Monitor: Everyone, get grinding! A golden finger is meant to be put to work. Class Organization Secretary: Come on, let's choose your cultivation paths based on your Systems and meet the assigned KPIs. Anyone who falls short 7.1kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
17. 67 逍 Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙：下凡后，我靠蹭饭飞升了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学35k WordsCompleted Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals 1Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 68 修 The Cultivation World’s Most Devoted Master 修界第一深情师父 Chi Wu池污Two Male Leads255k WordsCompleted (From the pursuer's perspective. The first chapter is in first person. Not a power fantasy, more of a slice-of-life story.) My master hated my grandmaster when he was young. [The Immortal Cultivation World's First Sharp-Tongued Contest is now underway!] The things Mu Yunsheng regretted most in his life: 1. Losing to Li Jiu in the Xuanmen competition 2. Finding out after the match that his opponent was sitting below the stage, munching on sunflower seeds and laughing at him 3. Impulsively threate 152Reads8.3Score—Shelves
19. 69 穿 I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海，发现白素贞是我前女友 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 11Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 70 穿 Book Transmigration: The Villainous Senior Brother Is at It Again 穿书：反派大师兄他又在为所欲为 Brush Into Inkstone笔入砚池Two Male Leads288k WordsCompleted (The main story is complete! Come check it out!!) [Two male leads + cultivation + younger love interest + villain + slightly frail + some ensemble cast + everyone’s favorite] Also known as The Senior Brother Is Not Acting With Impunity A new media outlet from the cultivation world interviewed the prodigies of the cultivation realm: “What do you think of the Myriad Ages Sect’s senior brother doing whatever he pleases?” Contestant from the Myriad Buddha Sect: “Whatever he pleases? How so? Yan Zhao 3.5kReads8.9Score688Shelves
21. 71 大 The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance40k WordsCompleted The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master 4Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 72 弹 Bullet Comments! The Handsome, Tragic Senior Brother Makes the Sect Give Him a Center-Stage Funeral 弹幕！美强惨师兄让宗门C位出殡 The Actual Demoness妖精本妖Two Male Leads425k WordsCompleted 16.3kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves
23. 73 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 8Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 74 沙 My Wacky Junior Sister Loves Going Wild, Turning the Cultivation World on Its Head 沙雕师妹爱发癫，另类整顿修仙圈 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Animated series now streaming] [Complete] [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Some people transmigrate into a book as a treasure. Some transmigrate as a nobody. Yun Xi transmigrates as a vine. In the original story, she appears in just two chapters as a disposable villain in a hero-saves-the-beauty scene. After she dies, the captivating heroine takes her home, chops her into eighteen pieces, and turns them into eighteen good-luck charms for her eighteen devoted admirers. Yun Xi says, “If you’re maki 57.5kReads8.8Score9.2kShelves

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    You've come to the right person! These two books haven't stopped laughing at all.

25. 75 黑 Pause the Corruption, Junior Sister, I'm Coming to Catch You! 黑化暂停，小师姐我去逮！ Cinderella Wants to Become an Immortal灰姑娘要成仙Fantastical Romance834k WordsOngoing [Mischievous little beagle + comedic ensemble cast + shameless redemption + reverse tactics] [Chosen One: Where did all my dark, villainous characters go? Why are they running around in chaos, practicing frisbee?] [Cannon-fodder villains: Failed to turn evil. If you ask why, we're completely exhausted!] [Beagle heroine: So fun, so fun.] Lu Ren transmigrates into a side character, a senior sister in a tragic master-disciple romance. The plot expects her to work like a beast of burden, so she tear 45.8kReads9.0Score8.7kShelves
26. 76 惊 Shocking! The Holy Sons and Daughters Are All So Awful 惊！圣子圣女们竟然都缺德 Angry Hippo愤怒的河马Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd humor and memes + no romance + laugh-out-loud comedy + ensemble cast] With a loud crash from the heavens, Chun Jin met her end on the spot. Dying was bad enough, but then she transmigrated into a book, and not only that, she became a character everyone hated! As the saying goes, a doting older brother spoils his little sister. In the original story, Chun Hanwen was the unluckiest guy around. Even a dog would have left its mark on him. But a joke should never be made at a person's expe 56.6kReads9.3Score9kShelves

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    Just by looking at the title, you can tell this book is incredibly strong. I've almost finished it, and I still don't understand why it's labeled as romance. I don't see any romance in it at all. You could say it's romantic on the surface, but there's absolutely no actual romantic storyline.

27. 77 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

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    I think these two are pretty good. They're both funny, abstract, and absurd stories. Both male leads are immortal, there are no female leads or harems, and the main plot mostly involves pranks and tricks. If you haven't read them, you might want to check them out. The first few chapters might not be very interesting, but if you keep reading, the main plot will unfold.

28. 78 最 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 Messy-Haired Mengmeng萌萌头发乱Eastern Fantasy811k WordsCompleted [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 18.6kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
29. 79 想 Want to Get Stronger? Then Kiss Me? Bro, I'm Straight! 想变强就亲嘴？兄弟我是直男啊！ Words Left Unspoken无言欲语Two Male Leads460k WordsCompleted 5.4kReads9.1Score1kShelves

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    I don't know, my writing is wonderful, it's really fun!!

30. 80 只 All I Can Do Is Grow Vegetables and Cook, Yet I Became Cultivation World's Top-Tier Star 只会种菜做饭，却成了修真界顶流 Mr. Impenetrable不透君Modern Romance637k WordsCompleted [Hilarious and Heartwarming + Food + Farming + A Touch of Modern Cultivation] She inherited a cultivation legacy, and her innate talents were cooking and growing vegetables. She became the leader of a sect, but living in poverty was the norm. From the start, all she had was a ramshackle building, a patch of wasteland, and half a mountain forest. A leader with no great ambitions and four idle disciples. Sect leader Jiang Tingyun said, “In modern society, spiritual energy has dried up. Cul 23.9kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves

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    These are the only two cultivation novels that have left a deep impression on me in the past two years. They are both abstract and funny: one is modern and unconventional, and the other is particularly immoral.

31. 81 女EN The Infinite Reset: A Side Character's Journey to Immortality 女配修仙，但是无限读档 Moon Facing the Sky月对空Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No romance, an absolutely massive golden finger, carefree cultivation, fighting monsters and leveling up] What happens when a cannon-fodder supporting heroine gains the ability to reload infinitely... Bad spiritual roots from the start? Reload and try again. Can’t win the sect tournament? Reload and try again. A secret realm full of danger? Reload to avoid every danger and collect every rare treasure. Offended a high-ranking cultivator? Even with just a 1% chance of success, keep reloading thro 74.8kReads9.4Score9.8kShelves
32. 82 不 Wait, Why Is This Sect Inside the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls? 不是，这宗门怎么在万魂幡里？ I Waited Until 6:30我等到6点半Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted This is a fun read, so if you like something to snack on while you watch videos, come on in. [Male-oriented + doppelganger adventure + sect building + Ten Thousand Souls Banner + shenanigans + no female lead x half a female lead √] Chapter 94: Title reclaimed. Li Fan transmigrates to the cultivation world and gains the ability to generate one doppelganger every day, each at his cultivation level but with different aptitude. So he sends his doppelgangers undercover into various sects to gather re 17kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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    It has to be this one!! [Evil laugh][Evil laugh][Sending heart] Please see the following excerpt: Why don't cultivators marry mortals? First, there's a difference between immortals and mortals. Immortals and mortals can mostly only have Platonic love; otherwise, a mortal partner can't withstand the strain. Even if you, as an immortal, are discreet and can protect the mortal's life, it's no different from just a couple of kisses and it's over—still Platonic. Second, mortals have short lifespans and will suffer the pain of separation and death. Knowing the tragedy, why even begin? Third, mortals poop—disgusting. In conclusion, a normal cultivator would choose a fellow cultivator as a partner. [Evil laugh][Evil laugh] Strange Tales of Xuan Yi Sect Rules: 1. When you see members of the sect having fun in a group, carefully observe if they all have the same face. If so, automatically assume they are brothers. Once you do, you will be safe. 2. When you possess a magical treasure, carefully hide it and do not reveal it. If you do, hand it over to an elder. The elder will remember you well, and you will be safe. 3. When everyone around you begins to change, observe carefully. If you find anything suspicious, do not make a fuss. Just blend in and find a good day to escape quickly. [Evil laugh][Top post][Top post][Top post]

33. 83 谁 Who Taught You to Raise the Chosen One of Heaven as a Boss? 谁教你把天命之子当BOSS养的 Wind from the East Coast东海岸的风Eastern Fantasy502k WordsCompleted Lu Yuan transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the sect's second senior brother. He thought he would be able to crush all opposition, but it turns out every disciple in his sect is a character in their own right. His eldest senior brother is obsessed with being a selfless saint. A grandmaster of the sword, he's also a coward who can never bring himself to be ruthless. His junior sister and junior brother are obsessed with romance and let their guard down around everyone. To stop his junior 2kReads8.6Score236Shelves

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    This one's alright. [Eating melon emoji]

34. 84 修 The Cultivation World’s Dark Moonlight: I’m Proud to Be Shameless 修真界黑月光，缺德我是认真的 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance344k WordsCompleted (Low rating due to low popularity; see the novel for details.) [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + young genius + secret identities + plot-driven] Ning Wei is reincarnated as the personal disciple of the head of a notoriously unscrupulous sword sect. She wants nothing more than to have her soul scattered, but accidentally makes a name for herself across the cultivation world and becomes its dark moonlight. In the Qi Refining stage, she enters a trial to die, but accidentally wipes 2.4kReads9.0Score376Shelves

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    The first book isn't finished yet, but the others are.

35. 85 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 37kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves
36. 86 开 Pretending to Be a Prodigy with a Game Interface from the Start 开局用游戏面板装天骄 Creamy Lamb Skewers奶油羊肉串Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsOngoing [The game affects reality] [Somewhat of a chuunibyou vibe] [The System isn’t all-powerful and improves gradually] [A huge mash-up of a world, encompassing ancient and modern times, East and West] You’re doomed the moment you arrive? Don’t worry, I’ve still got my game interface! Wait, why is everything full of bugs? What do you mean, “Finish the storyline first, then you can die”? And what do you mean, “A spiritual root isn’t supposed to be so inconvenient”? Prodigy: “I put all my strength into 3.5kReads6.8Score293Shelves

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    All three are comedies; I recommend reading the first three chapters first. If you don't like them, you can leave immediately.

37. 87 我 I'm Playing a Game, So Why Are You Calling This Cultivation? 我玩的是游戏，你和我说这是修仙 Craving Grilled Octopus想吃八爪烧Eastern Fantasy482k WordsOngoing [A lighthearted, hilarious xuanhuan story full of wild ideas...] “Lin Feng? He’s a lunatic. Who decides to take everyone down with them at the slightest provocation?” “Lin Feng? He’s a cultivation prodigy seen once in ten thousand years. With a five-element pseudo-spiritual root, he somehow ascended by sheer force of will…” “Lin Feng? He’s a heretic with absolutely no moral compass…” “You’ve all got it wrong. Whether people love him or hate him, Lin Feng is the savior of the entire cultivation w 4.8kReads5.8Score350Shelves
38. 88 满 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端 Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 17.2kReads8.9Score2.5kShelves

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    A subversion of typical fantasy tropes, the eldest disciple is righteous yet evil, even killing himself when he's being righteous—it's hilarious! 😆

39. 89 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.3kReads9.2Score3kShelves

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    It's hilarious, especially the first book. The story is incredibly engaging, with jokes every few pages. I originally read the novel to go to sleep, but I ended up laughing so hard I was still awake past 5 a. M.

40. 90 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves
41. 91 被 Driven to Death by a Cultivator’s Mistress? I’ll Raise My Sword to the Nine Heavens 被修仙外室逼死？我提剑杀上九霄 Bian Lu边鹿Ancient Romance710k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy, a female lead who begins as a villain and turns righteous, no transmigration, no rebirth] Only when she was dying did Li Fu learn why she could never defeat her husband's mistress, Huayue. It turned out that beyond this world lay a realm of cultivation. Huayue had come from that realm. With Taoist magic at her command, there was no way Li Fu could ever beat her. Tortured, skinned, and dismembered, Li Fu was abandoned by everyone and died after enduring every kind of suffering. Ho 79.4kReads9.6Score10.3kShelves

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    Some of them weren't funny or abstract, but they were all stunning.

42. 92 仙 Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释 Beyond Life and Death离境无生灭Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing [Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a 63.5kReads9.0Score5.7kShelves

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    I've been reading for over ten years, and these three books are quite to my liking.

43. 93 把 Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界 Hua Maofeng花毛峰Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted [Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n 37.2kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves

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    I think it's alright. I can't guarantee everyone will like it, but I've been following it for quite a while. [Eating popcorn emoji]

44. 94 你 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈？她把人头都锤爆了 Mu Huichun暮回春Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 213.5kReads9.5Score18kShelves
45. 95 嘉 Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强？操场雨中舞剑开天门 Fallen Leaf Blade落叶之刃Urban995k WordsOngoing [The animated adaptation premieres exclusively on Hongguo.] + [Jiahao? Swordmaster!!] + [Invincible] + [The King of Flexing] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at the age of eighteen, believing he is about to reach the pinnacle of life. Instead, what he awakens is actually the Jiahao Ascension System. Thus begins Lu Ming's Jiahao-style operation. "Are you really not going to avenge the grudge from ten years ago?" "Didn't they say Jiahao refreshes on the field? I've wa 111.1kReads8.4Score23.9kShelves

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    It's incredibly funny, with tons of laugh-out-loud moments.

46. 96 寒 Spring Comes Across the Cold Branches 寒枝渡春来 Tu Wan兔宛Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Max-level alchemy grandmaster enters the beginner village + slice of life + family bonds + a touch of ensemble cast] (There is a male lead: Shen Zhuochuan) What should you do when you transmigrate into the body of the frail, doomed-to-die-early older sister of a heroine? Everyone knows that protagonists like Long Aotian and Feng Aotian tend to have tragic backstories. Their families are wiped out, or their parents die. After reading the original story and learning that she was destined to di 66.2kReads9.4Score10.4kShelves
47. 97 穿 Transmigrated as the Villain? The Straight-Talking Big Shot Becomes Everyone's Favorite! 穿成反派？直男大佬竟成万人迷！ Hello, I'm Plain Water你好我是白开水Two Male Leads473k WordsOngoing [Everyone's crush, regardless of gender + Love triangle chaos + Unaware he's everyone's crush + Max-level combat skills, handsome straight male protagonist] Cheng Qiansheng was the most notorious villain in the cultivation world. After dying in a gang attack, he opened his eyes to find that he had ended up in a fanfic based on the cultivation novel The Righteous Path's Leader Is My Wife. The male lead was his nemesis, while Cheng Qiansheng had become a vile, useless male supporting character. 163.7kReads9.5Score38kShelves

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    Waaaaah, please, please take a look! I really don't want to go through the ordeal of reading seven books with four of them on hiatus again! [Crying emojis]

48. 98 满 The Whole Sect Practices the Evil-Repelling Sword Style, So I Take Them Down on the Spot 满门修炼辟邪剑法，被我就地正法 Zi Xing子醒Two Male Leads106k WordsOngoing [For women readers!!] [For big girls!!!] [All] [Male lead/multiple male leads] [Bottom protagonist] [Book Transmigration] [The protagonist’s foil to a Dragon Proud Heaven] [Scheming] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] [All tops are virgins] [Straight men/very straight men. Beware!!!] - An evil god with ultra-SSS mental powers dozed off and somehow ended up in a book! The story has reached the original male lead’s moment of temporary victory. The six-member villain group is losing ground and has bee 77Reads—Score109Shelves
49. 99 团 The Beloved Junior Sister Returns to Save Her Entire Sect of Grudge-Bearing Villains 团宠师妹归来，拯救满门怨种反派 Dust-Forgotten Wine忘尘酒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication, under the title “Clear Day, Boundless Light.” Strong female lead + light ensemble cast + everyone’s darling + putting scumbags in their place] On the brink of death, Ji Qingzhou regains the memories of her past life and learns that she has transmigrated into a tragic cultivation novel, where she is the male lead’s doomed first love. Ji Qingzhou: I have no interest in becoming part of some jerk’s tragic romance. The plot is about to kill her, and she is about to breathe h 53.9kReads9.5Score8.3kShelves
50. 100 这 Why Is This Heroic Male Lead Even Crazier Than Me? 这个正派男主，怎么比我还疯啊？ His Name Is July他名七月Two Male Leads615k WordsOngoing [Two male leads + transmigrate into a book + sworn enemies + villain + System + intense push and pull + ensemble cast] [A seemingly righteous but actually unhinged and dark gong vs. a villainous demon shou] Yu Shufeng transmigrated into a book, taking over the body of the deceased original owner. He spent a hundred years cultivating in purgatory before finally crawling out to take revenge on his master. But then some guy named Jiang Zhou ruined everything. The System told him that Jiang Zhou was 19.9kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves

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