The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor

Name: The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor
Author: Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night

牛拦山匪劳改记

by Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night (长夜微醺)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 231k Words
Genre: Xianxia
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 5d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Ridiculous and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Conning] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Always Ready to "Reason"]

"Heard the news? That thing from the mountain came down! Says he's going to be a good person now!"

"A good person? If that bandit who strips people down to their underwear can become a good person, I'll take a dump upside down!"

"Exactly! The other day, Li from the neighboring village just happened to pass by that mountain. When he came out, all he had left was his underwear! His thighs were covered in handprints. Who knows what he went through!"

"Some people keep questioning how determined we are to reform, but we bandits keep our word, all right!"

"Stop rushing us! We're already working hard on our reform!"

"Soon! We'll start reforming soon!"

"Brother, want to reform together?"

This is a journey, and a story,

A legendary tale of reform,

A legendary life destined to be praised for generations.

Some call him the benchmark of inspirational stories, while others call him a paragon of the cultivation world.

He is hailed as the wheat awn of the business world and the standard-bearer of morality.

He went from being the whip of the absurd to a case study in the realm of the mind.

He was an otherworldly being who had transmigrated here, but in the end became the leader of the inhuman...

So come along and learn... ahem, enjoy his story!

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