So Absurdly Hilarious You’ll Laugh Yourself to Death!!! No Romance!!

1 这 This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! I Keep a Fat RabbitEastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted 387.5kReads9.5Score42.9kShelves

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Sisters, don't be put off by the name, this book is truly amazing! ! !

2 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Jiang XiaokuiModern Romance660k WordsCompleted 40.7kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves

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This book, this book, makes me laugh so hard [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter]. The younger sister was secretly taken to the classroom by her brother. The teacher said something, and the younger sister took a potato chip and "crunched it". After being discovered by the teacher, he nestled in the teacher's arms, waved to his silly brother, and called out in a long voice: "Guo Guo, Guo Guo Yaoyao has been confiscated~" "Don't forget it! Come get the nest after school~"

4 女 The Villainess Says Nothing, She Just Keeps Stealing Opportunities Moon Facing the SkyAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 106.3kReads9.4Score15.2kShelves

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This is not over yet, there is no meal replacement at all! This kind of person fights against the male and female protagonists for opportunities and throws the pot around. Do you have any recommendations for the same type? ! I like this kind of bad heroine [laughing and crying]

5 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem Beyond the MountainsModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 14kReads9.5Score2kShelves

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The heroine's brain is abnormal and she talks crazy things all day long. There is no cp. The heroine is beautiful alone.

6 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind Hu YuModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 58.4kReads9.5Score8.4kShelves

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It's hilarious! Hilarious! It's really funny, the plot is compact and not procrastinating, and the writing is good. The third one is a comic with a different perspective. I highly recommend these books, you must read them!

9 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? Three Jin of GrapesMystery1.2M WordsCompleted 148.1kReads9.5Score19.2kShelves

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I know that the age of tomatoes is seriously declining, but it's not like you can't even recognize the characters, right? They all said they wanted articles without CP, but they kept pushing articles with CP. Selling dog meat with sheep's head, right?

10 恐 Horror Movie NPC Goes on a Killing Spree in a Terror Game Snow-Skin LanternMystery1.0M WordsCompleted 70.1kReads9.6Score8.6kShelves

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I know that the age of tomatoes is seriously declining, but it's not like you can't even recognize the words, right? They all said they wanted articles without CP but they kept pushing articles with CP. Selling dog meat with sheep's head, right?

12 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious Yan XiaonuoModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 52.4kReads9.5Score6.4kShelves

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I'm a very funny person, but this book is really funny. It's still being updated, but it's so funny. It makes me laugh like a goose, laugh like a hammer, and turn into a cricket. You must read it, Jimeis! ! !

13 苟 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters Changdao Tea and FoamAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 13.2kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves

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This book! It's so funny, they're all old boys

14 哈 Haha, Didn't Expect That? the Whole Country Welcomes My Return! Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family MemberModern Romance108k WordsOngoing 8Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Yu Nian almost looked like a cross-eyed person and didn't even notice where the pig was. Although it was very bizarre, Xu Chao probably wouldn't make up such a story to deceive her, maybe it was true. Why can Xu Chao see it but she can't? She refused to admit that she had a problem with her eyes, and was about to speak when Xu Chao chuckled, "I lied to you." She immediately replaced the sentence "It turns out there are really pigs in the sky" with "I'll tell you where the pigs came from in the sky." Her mouth almost tied in knots. Xu Chao blinked, it seemed that was not what she wanted to say just now. [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha So are there pigs in the sky? ] [I show my cards, it's my brother flying in the sky! 🈚️Cp funny entertainment circle patriotic vest

17 快 Quick Transmigration: A Perfectly Unhinged Pursuit for College Students A TomatoAncient Romance548k WordsCompleted 22kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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I must recommend this one alone. It's really refreshing and funny. You can always admire Sister Squid's operation. No cp, no cp.

18 满 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister Gongye SuheAncient Romance547k WordsCompleted 22.3kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves

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What other people with CP would you recommend to try? [Smile] If you have CP, push it out

19 我 I Drove the Cultivation World Mad by Writing Novels Ying ZhouzhouAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 39.8kReads9.0Score5.8kShelves

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Both Kuai Chuan and Xiu Xian are good-looking, and this is the first Kuai Chuan. The heroine is a funny little expert. The second book is still being serialized. It is very happy to read the novel in the novel.

20 长 Teacher Chang Mao Beyond the MountainsModern Romance677k WordsCompleted 156.4kReads9.7Score18.6kShelves

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Watching it at night, I accidentally laughed out loud and was kicked out by my mother [laughing awkwardly][laughing awkwardly][laughing awkwardly]

21 快 Quick Transmigration: My Host Is Frail and Helpless, but Completely Unhinged Ou CongModern Romance504k WordsCompleted 12kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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🐒🙊🐵 Super funny, no cp. Laughing like a goose ①As we all know, in every sadistic novel, the female protagonist is tortured to the point of being tortured by the male protagonist. Now, Kesha has become the heroine in a sadistic novel. She is paranoid, she is neurotic, she is scumbag and crazy. After torturing the male protagonist, she abuses the male co-star, and after torturing the male co-star, she mistreats the female co-star. In the end, they all fall in love with her. The system said, "No, host, your mission is to be tortured!". Jingsha, "I'll torture you!" ②Everyone is super funny. The girl's voice continued. "Everyone should know my boss, right? Gou Biesheng! Listen to his name. It's up to him whether the dog has a baby or not. He is the most famous person I have ever met in my life!" Hahahaha.

22 嘴 I Roast People the Moment I Open My Mouth: From the Start, I’m Going After Online Haters A Little YiyiModern Romance416k WordsCompleted 12.3kReads9.1Score2.1kShelves

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There is cp, but the fried chicken is so embarrassing. It's super funny. It's all over.

26 我 I Became a Top Performer in the Wilderness Variety Show Banana Is Not NanaModern Romance317k WordsCompleted 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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No CP, sand sculpture style, making my stomach hurt from laughing

30 百 A Hundred-Meter Blade on Her Shoulder: Her Host Is Coldhearted Sui YuanModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 6.6kReads9.3Score661Shelves

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Super funny hahaha

31 开 From the Start, I Owed Fifty Million, and Even Dogs Called Me a Kid Boss Have a Big, Big, Big, Big WatermelonUrban304k WordsCompleted 168Reads—Score—Shelves

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Laugh to show your abs, laugh to show your strength

32 上 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave Holding Hands by the FireAncient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted 194.9kReads9.5Score24kShelves

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Give life to time, not time to life

34 癫 I'll Finish You Off, I'll Do It on You, the Legend of Sword and Fairy SanjizaiAncient Romance544k WordsCompleted 2.7kReads6.8Score333Shelves

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This book is really crazy and funny

35 她 She's Unhinged, He's a Scheming Green Tea, and Their Dating Show Is Sweet as Can Be A Silly Little PeachModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 2.8kReads9.2Score587Shelves

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①💥 Su Xia is disguised as cannon fodder and fake daughter 🎭 When she opens her eyes, she is the tyrant protecting the enemy honey? "There are eggs hanging under your eyebrows, please watch the VCR!"🎥 It makes the boss doubt his life. The director wants a talent show (^0^)/ "Isn't it okay to break a big stone in your chest? Then I'll play the suona!"💀 (Holder of 56 funeral experience) Director: "!!!" A living ancestor, a cold and cold daughter? Became a sticker maniac: "Xia Xia is mine!" ②💥 Su Qian transformed into a group to dote on the villain of the novel, the real daughter, violently beat up the male and female protagonists at the beginning, and turned the hot search into a series! ："！，！"📸 ，："，！"💰 ："！"💦 ："？？" ，，

37 机 You Don’t Drive a Mecha Like That! Three Moons in the ShadowSci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsOngoing 55.8kReads9.3Score7.6kShelves

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I don't know if I am laughing or not, but it is different from the popular novels that integrate memes (a lot of memes with a small amount of novels), and the sandy characters are also different from the common Baa Baa Huhu [note] but it is a feeling of cheapness caused by low emotional intelligence (talking like provocation) She has her own logic. She will make her fans like her if she shows the middle finger (because the fans are all negative fans. Fans will not respond if they throw her a meal at her normally. Fans who show her the middle finger will respond violently by throwing water bottles [face covering]). Because she is poor, she loves money, but she has her own way of making money (remove the opponent's phone armor) After the research, I was ready to go home after the research, but I heard that I sent it to myself and confirmed it again and again. After confirmation, I immediately happily sent good guy cards to the opponent, and returned the extremely expensive attempts to the opponent. However, because I have low emotional intelligence and cannot speak, my opponent thought it was a provocation [laughing])

38 听 After Learning to Understand Animals, I Livestream Gossip to the Whole Internet Luo and Nan QiaoModern Romance710k WordsOngoing 354Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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⭐⭐Ah! Ah! Ah! This book about sisters is really funny. Xia An was running in the park in the morning and was chased by a mad dog. The dog left after biting her. The bite wound healed inexplicably and she could hear the animals talking. I can become Spider-Man later. Why can't I become Mad Dog Man after I was bitten by a mad dog? As soon as I got home, I heard my dog Xia Minglang said that he often used his tongue to help her clean cups and give him a meal. I still feel sick after brushing my teeth. Hahaha Xia Minglang is really cute, warm and funny, and the dialogue is so funny that both the dog and the person can't sleep at night. Xia An: "Why aren't you sleeping? Did I wake you up?" "I was thinking about the problem and I don't want to understand that I can't sleep." "What's the problem?" "Why don't mushrooms hit people?" "... Is this the reason why you didn't sleep in the middle of the night? Do you know why now?" "I understand. Because the fungus can talk but not move." "Go back to your own den to sleep. Will the air conditioner be turned on for you to be cold or hot?" "Because there is an Internet connection and you can play with your phone." Believe me, it's so funny as a dog, Xia Minglang. [Laughing]

39 始 The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms Endless JourneyAncient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 30.6kReads9.4Score4kShelves

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😃Classic funny article😃The kind that makes your abs laugh out loud 🍉①The heroine finally traveled through time and met her charming ancestor. She waited for the golden finger system on the first day, but it turned out that the mind-reading system was bound to Qin Shihuang, and the first emperor was harassed by a woman! 🍉②The talk show actor has become a celebrity in the entertainment industry through books. He does not follow the ordinary path. He hits all kinds of critical hits as soon as he opens his mouth and becomes famous due to his strength! Spear teacher mighty

40 修 The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One Paper TigerAncient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 216.8kReads9.7Score25.2kShelves

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🌹Please take these two books away with you. They are beautiful and funny. You can laugh like a goose in the middle of the night~[face covering] The first one is Spear Teacher yyds. It has one set of jokes after another. It is definitely worth investing in. [Love] The second one is the ceiling of this theme novel. Lin Du's best ice spirit root, online IQ, sober in the world, full of youthful feeling~ Highly recommended! 🌞Both books have 9.7 Points, you can taste it carefully [Admiration]

41 玩 Players, Behave Yourselves: My Senior Brother Isn’t a Game Bug Huan BuyuEastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted 12.2kReads8.7Score2.1kShelves

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There is no CP fantasy, the senior brother is so evil that he even kills himself when he is upright, it is an anti-routine fantasy, not brainless, and very funny

42 万 The Immortal Emperor of Ten Thousand Aspects Late-Night BookwormEastern Fantasy3.5M WordsOngoing 14.3kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves

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It has to be this one. It's super funny. I recommend you not to read it while eating.

43 快 Quick Wear: She Doesn't Touch Men, Only Money Lazy BowModern Romance3.2M WordsCompleted 10.4kReads9.2Score889Shelves

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Look, look, [crying] Really don't make me laugh, you're such a straight girl, hahahahahaha

44 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! Lucky CatModern Romance3.4M WordsOngoing 218.8kReads9.2Score10.8kShelves

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"You have a mouth like a fucking old catfish throwing seeds, hair rolled into felt, and a face with big spots. Your brain has been in water, raised fish, jumped over toads, and walked past donkeys! Why did I give you my shop for nothing? You have atrophied cerebellum, brain stopped developing, hemiplegia, total paralysis, and your eyes can move all over your body. I give it to you!" The third child's mouth was like smearing selu, and he kept spraying out.

45 作 The Author Wears the Book, and People Line up to Demand Their Lives Because of Their Resentment! Petite GodfreyFantastical Romance89k WordsOngoing 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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The author wears the book, and the author was complained to death by the people who wrote the hateful piece of paper! The young master of the sect was killed, the second school beauty was forced to jump off the building, and the seven-year-old child was slapped to death. It was all her fault. Quick travel + book travel + cannon fodder counterattack + strong female + no CP, crazy literature is light and humorous, and the author of resentment pays off his debt online. [Think]

46 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? Flickering Candle StubModern Romance484k WordsCompleted 77.8kReads9.6Score10.9kShelves

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No need for me to say anything

47 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? Knife, Medicine, PenAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 48.2kReads9.4Score8.1kShelves

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The plot is very funny, the heroine and the supporting characters are very silly, and it is very relaxing to watch. Friends who like funny stories must read it👍👍👍

49 一 A Very Serious Cultivation Novel Cao RongAncient Romance1.0M WordsOngoing 21.4kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves

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Hilarious. Still no CP

50 不 Oh No, Senior Brother Ran Away Again Andu Little DemonAncient Romance348k WordsOngoing 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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Shameless, funny, mean-mouthed, no CP, all fit the bill. There's only one thing that doesn't fit in, it's just that I can't stop laughing [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter]