
To Succeed, Go Crazy First: I'm the Wildest on the Dating Show!
要成功,先发疯,恋综我最癫!
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 416k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Entertainment Stardom
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I Roast People the Moment I Open My Mouth: From the Start, I’m Going After Online Haters嘴巴一张就是喷,开局网暴黑粉Former title · until Oct 2026
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So pretty!!! This is my second epileptic novel after reading Xie Yao Killing a Donkey 😂 😂 I was really upset. In the end, Pei Xiaoyan really stayed with Xia Li all her life. Nine times of rebirth, I finally got my wish on the ninth time The sense of fate is really strong 😢😢😢 Pei Li's life is a big bang!!!!!
It's very beautiful. The heroine is crazy, and so is the hero. It makes me crazy too. Now when I face my parents, I will say something that seems to be mentally ill from time to time. The heroine has a very distinct personality, and the hero also loves the heroine very much. I am so jealous of those 999 pure gold roses. Really super pretty. That's it, author, may I ask, where is the extra story?
After reading this novel, I really couldn't come back to my senses for a long time. It is somewhat similar to the plot in Xie Yao's Killing the Donkey, because in the finale of these two novels, both Xia Li and Xie Mi suddenly returned to their original worlds, while Pei Yan and Shen Yaoqing will wait for their beloved daughters to come back, no matter how long it takes, but Xia Li, Xie Mi and the others I will also try to find a way to return to the world of novels. The love that goes in both directions is really romantic and makes people happy to read it. I highly recommend reading this book. Whether it is Xia Li's epilepsy or abstraction, there will be someone to accompany her. Their CP name ranges from "Hard Summer Banquet" to "Pei Li's Life". I like their CP name very much, Pei Li's Life! My CP, although the process is very crazy for you, in this feasting summer, you will stay with each other for a long time. I wish you all peace, joy, happiness, and say goodbye to all the troubles!!! 💕💕💕 There is a typo in it which is "beloved girl" 🤦
This is good, this is wonderful. Who said this book is old? This book is great. [KISS] Kissed this book gently and found that this book is full of jokes. Great. We are saved!! [KISS][KISS][KISS][Please give me more updates][Please give me more updates] I really like it. It's really good-looking. I won't lose money if I invest in it. I've become a veteran [OK][OK][OK]
"It's hard to have a summer feast" → "A summer feast" •°o. O🌷⭐✨. O°• "Death 8 times, rebirth 9 times" - Destined people Xia Li & Pei Yan "Their love is enviable, but no one knows that they have loved each other for eternity." "Ali" "Pei Xiaoyan" * . *💥. * * . 🌙* . . * .. ✨* . * . * . *⭐ Chapter 200 Getting married --💫. ⭐. 🌟. ✨. ⚡. 🌙—- I've been reading this novel for about a week. It's quite interesting. I recommend it!! ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ
Super beautiful😍😍😍The female protagonist punched Green Tea and kicked the original male protagonist, hoping that Gu and Bai would lock up🔒The female protagonist and the male protagonist were so sweet that I crawled in a dark and twisted way. I turned into a monkey in the forest and landed on the heads of Green Tea and the original male protagonist. I fanned wildly from left to right and lay down in their ears and shouted: "Xia and Pei" Your whole life! "Xia and Pei will die😍😍😍😍
Really good-looking!! When I first read it, I just read it because I had never seen this type of writing before. I originally thought it was just an ordinary sand-glyph writing that was mindless and cool. When I saw it later, I really wanted to apologize for my previous thoughts. This is not that kind of mindless cool writing. It has a lot of exaggerations, and it's true. It's very crazy, but after reading it, you will find that it actually has a lot of content, it is logical and novel. I am not educated and don't know how to say it, but this is really the kind of love that is very touching, but it is not just love. This book contains various contents, and each one has its own explanation!!! Anyway, it's super pretty. Xia Li is not that kind of virgin heroine. She is a very strong and independent woman. Although she likes to go crazy, she will never suffer from internal friction and self-anxiety. Although she is epileptic, this can better relax us!! The male protagonist Pei Yan is really very affectionate. He repeated the pain of losing his lover eight times for the female protagonist, and they finally got together on the ninth time. Pei Xiaoyan's love is always available!!!!!
Some people don't like this kind of meme, but some people also like this kind of meme. That's the kind of thing I like. It's really super touching. It's so funny. It makes me go crazy. The characters in it are also quite interesting. I like others to go crazy. I feel very happy after watching it. It's just a benefit for me. I think it's pretty. I think it's pretty. It's not ugly. Why do some people not like to pinch people?
Overall, it's okay, but there are too many jokes that make me dizzy and annoying. In fact, this novel is generally okay, it's quite funny! That is, the author often drops words, omits words, and is prone to typos. After writing, the author can read it again, and ask friends around him to help you look over it to see if there are any typos, wrong sentences, or missing words! Also, there are too many funny jokes, so you can write them appropriately. If you write a lot, it will get annoying easily! Apart from these minor issues, everything else is fine! Generally speaking, this novel is worth reading. After all, everyone has different preferences. After all, everyone has their own preferences for radish and green vegetables. Anyway, I think this novel is still worth reading. What's more, the original male protagonist actually came clean. This is quite unacceptable. In the end, I hope that the protagonist can be happy forever in the parallel world.
It's a great book. It's almost the same as another novel. Once you've read it, you'll understand instantly. I have to say that this book is in line with the mental state of our contemporary young people. It writes all the things that people can't do in reality and dare not do in the novel, making it look like a corpse. ❤️❤️❤️