Name: From the Start, I Owed Fifty Million, and Even Dogs Called Me a Kid Boss
Author: Have a Big, Big, Big, Big Watermelon

Synopsis

[System] + [Meme-Filled] + [Hilarious and Lighthearted] + [Schoolyard Swagger] + [Livestream] + [Goofy Comedy] + [Sharp Tongue] + [From the Start] + [Urban]

Yin Baifei has had nothing go his way, so he’s chosen the most disastrous start imaginable. Even his System is secondhand!

Other people get all kinds of welcome gifts when they arrive. The moment Yin Baifei shows up, he’s already 50 million emotion points in debt to the System!

Transmigrating into the body of an eight-year-old elementary school student, he finds himself in one hilarious situation after another, and his emotion points skyrocket!

He beats up the prim-and-proper school bully with his bare hands, kicks the lovesick school belle, and rises to the top!

Teacher: “A friend comes from afar. What’s the next line?”

Classmate: “Though they’re far away, we’ll still execute them.”

Yin Baifei: “First, make their minds suffer, their muscles toil, and their bodies go hungry.”

Yin Baifei: “Anyone got something white? I’m feeling emo.”

His deskmate immediately pulls out a bottle of AD calcium milk.

Class monitor: “I can spin around twenty times without falling over. Impressive, right?”

Yin Baifei: “Where’d you get that top?”

Middle-aged woman: “You’ve got no sense at all for a little kid. Get up and give me your seat!”

Yin Baifei: “They say having kids means they’ll look after you when you’re old. You’re childless, so you’re stuck standing on the bus.”

Middle-aged woman: “My kid’s only five, and you’re three years older. Can’t you let him have the seat?”

Yin Baifei: “Humans and dogs don’t live equally long. He’s way older than me.”

During the first-day exam, he writes the class monitor’s answers on the blackboard!

The class monitor jumps for joy and yells, “I got them all right!”

Yin Baifei: “Today I’m going to lie down in the road and start over!”

Old man: “Hey, kid, you can’t sleep here!”

Yin Baifei: “Other eight-year-olds bring glory to their schools! When I was eight, I just installed it without even considering the risks.”

“Did this kid not get all the way over his past life or something?”

“Please, kid bro, watch a little less Douyin!”

“When I’m that age, I want to talk like that too!”

The summary doesn’t do it justice. Read the story for yourself.

Stats

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146Reads · 30 days

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