So Absurdly Hilarious You’ll Laugh Yourself to Death!!! No Romance!! 沙雕笑死人把人笑到死！！！无CP！！

1. 51 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 48.1kReads9.5Score6.8k14d adds
2. 52 恋 Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综：小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场 Ranran Eats Just One Bowl然然只吃一碗Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie 8.2kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds

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   This book is hilarious, highly recommended.

3. 53 满 The Entire Court Begged Me Not to Get Married 满朝文武都求着我别嫁人 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 3.4kReads8.3Score50814d adds

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   I'm currently reading a novel, but it just came out and the rating is a bit low. I've never seen this kind of theme before. The female lead is going to drag all the sons of the court officials into raising chickens. Don't read it while you're sleeping, or you might disturb others by banging on the bed...

4. 54 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds

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   Give life to time, not time to life.

5. 55 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance519k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 38.1kReads9.5Score4.4k14d adds
6. 56 沙 A Goofy Spring Breeze Sweeps the Land: Antics in the Entertainment Industry 沙雕春风吹满地，娱乐圈里整活记 Sleeping Lightly浅浅而眠Modern Romance304k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + memes + goofy, laid-back slackers + a whirlwind of trouble] Wen Jiu transmigrates into a book. She becomes an obscure, eighteenth-tier actress and the biological daughter of a wealthy family, a disposable extra whom neither parent loves, a little cabbage left to grow in the field. Whatever. She knows how to sell herself! But why is her opening so different from everyone else's?! System: Take a good look. This man is Huai Zhuo, a three-time Best Actor in the entertainment indust 298Reads9.2Score10414d adds
7. 57 沙 There’s No Price Tag on Being a Goofball, So Go Wild While You Can 沙雕没有售价，疯狂就在当下 The Beautiful, Cute, Kind Song Qian美丽可爱善良的宋浅Modern Romance227k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + wish fulfillment + dating show] Tang Xin transmigrated into the role of the original novel’s cannon-fodder second female lead. Both she and the heroine were adopted daughters, and both were celebrities, but the heroine was adored by everyone while even dogs couldn’t stand the second female lead. From the start, she was threatening to jump off a building to force the story’s main villain into marrying her. With all eyes on her, she tossed out a shoe. “Anyone who has a crush on me 229Reads8.4Score—14d adds
8. 58 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 234.9kReads9.7Score27.6k14d adds

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   🌹Please take these two books, my darlings! They're incredibly good and hilarious, the kind that will make you laugh out loud in the middle of the night! [Facepalm] The first one, "Teacher Long Spear," is absolutely amazing, with one joke after another—you definitely won't regret buying it! [Heart] The second one is the pinnacle of this genre, featuring Lin Du with his top-tier ice spirit root, sharp intellect, clear-headed, and brimming with youthful energy—highly recommended! 🌞Both are 9.7 Points; you should check them out! [Admiration]

9. 59 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.3kReads9.5Score15.5k14d adds
10. 60 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 31.3kReads9.4Score4.2k14d adds
11. 61 别 Stop Staring, This Female Lead Really Is Sick 别看了，这个女主真的有病 No Skipping Today今天不咕Modern Romance236k WordsCompleted Silly quick transmigration / female lead with no CP / no logic / pure unhinged fiction / protagonist is genuinely mentally ill Also known as The Art of Being Mentally Ill, This Story Is Deep, You Can't Handle It, and Equal-Opportunity Brain Damage for Every Reader Blurb: Ever since she became mentally ill, Tu Qiqi felt like her whole self had become much more spirited. Compared to normal people, who have endless worries every day, Tu Qiqi had much more freedom. Today she could be a mushroom, tom 143Reads8.5Score—14d adds
12. 62 在 Working as the Housekeeper in a CEO Romance Novel 在霸总文里当王妈 Three Golden Swallowing Goats吞金三羊Modern Romance187k WordsCompleted [No romance, unhinged fiction, not a wish-fulfillment story, anti-cliché, wildly unconventional plot, seriously, this plot is insane!!] Wang Lixin, an overworked corporate drone earning a measly four thousand yuan while slaving away for the capitalists, unexpectedly transmigrated into a CEO romance novel after dying from overwork. She opened her eyes to discover she'd become Wang Ma, the housekeeper in the CEO's home... Wang Lixin shouted furiously: Why do I still have to work for the capitalist 256Reads8.1Score11314d adds
13. 63 十 The Eleven-Year-Old Young Master Has Already Made a Name Across the Martial World 十一岁纨绔大师兄竟然名震江湖了 An Du Little Demon安度小妖Ancient Romance348k WordsOngoing Sharp-tongued, tsundere, vain, attention-seeking, a spoiled young master, and the senior brother. At eleven, the spoiled young master Nan Zhu was set up by his own scheming older brother and made the head senior brother of a sect that cultivates demons. He tried to run away three times to escape the title, but failed every time, so he had no choice but to stay on Demon Mountain. Who knew that the first thing he would have to do as senior brother was figure out how to earn enough for food and sup 7Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Silly, funny, sarcastic, no romantic pairing—all fit the bill. Only one thing doesn't fit: it doesn't make you laugh to death. [Laughing emojis]

14. 64 瞎 Blind Corn! Rotten Potatoes! Worthless Children, Get on Your Knees! 瞎苞米！烂土豆！极品儿女靠边跪 Lucky Cat招财猫儿Modern Romance3.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1980s] [Light Ensemble Cast] [Reborn] [Feel-Good] [No Golden Finger] [Family Life] (Also known as: Reborn in the 1980s: The Old Lady Leaves Her Children Behind) Seventy-year-old Wu Zhiqiu is Reborn in the era when her children still depend on her hard work and sacrifice! In her previous life, she played favorites and ended up alone and miserable in her old age. This time, she refuses to repeat the past. The old lady decides to leave her children behind and enjoy the rest of her lif 191.8kReads9.3Score7.9k14d adds

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    "Your mouth is like a damn old catfish spitting out roe, your hair is matted, and your face is covered in spots. Has your brain ever been flooded, raised fish, jumped on frogs, or walked on donkeys? Why would I give you my place for free? You have cerebellar atrophy, your brain has stopped developing, you're hemiplegic, completely paralyzed, the only thing you can move is your eyeballs, so I'm giving it to you!" The third brother's mouth was like it had been spitting out enemas, spewing nonstop.

15. 65 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.6kReads9.5Score23.4k14d adds
16. 66 惊 Breaking News! The Goddess Became the World's Favorite Thanks to Her Goofy Antics 惊爆！神明她靠沙雕成了全球团宠 Gurgling Fish咕噜鱼Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to 173Reads8.7Score10414d adds

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    These are all pretty good, silly novels. I can't quite remember which one doesn't have a romantic pairing, but they're really good. The female lead is a bit silly. [Facepalm][facepalm]

17. 67 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 251.1kReads9.6Score25.1k14d adds

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    Who understands? [Licking screen][licking screen][licking screen] My sister Yezi is hilarious! Her second book is a quick transmigration novel, which is also very funny. The female lead is allergic to romance.

18. 68 暴 After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后，大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈 Riding the Wind and Breaking the Waves乘风破浪Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter 728Reads9.3Score12114d adds

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    🍒🍒After the female protagonist dies, she discovers that her luck has been stolen by a system. Who was she the original female protagonist of this world? She was the only granddaughter of a billionaire who had been separated from her family. After being reborn, nothing is more important than slapping the faces of scumbags and bitches! 🍇🍇Qiao Xi is bound to the Truth System, but unexpectedly, she completely lets loose, becoming a troll. Facing her haters, she bluntly says: "You're the most beautiful, you're the thinnest, you weigh five pounds including the box!"

19. 69 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 15.8kReads8.0Score1.5k14d adds

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    This one has to be it! It's hilarious, I suggest you don't read it while eating.

20. 70 家 Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊，系统被始皇截胡了 Endless Journey迢迢不休Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 27.3kReads9.4Score4k14d adds

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    😃Classic Comedy Novels😃 The kind that will make you laugh until your abs hurt! 🍉① The female protagonist finally transmigrated and is about to meet her charming ancestor. She's waiting for her cheat system on the very first day, but it turns out the mind-reading system is bound to Qin Shi Huang, who is constantly being bothered by a woman! 🍉② A stand-up comedian transmigrates into a novel as a struggling entertainer. He doesn't follow the usual path, delivering devastating blows with every word he speaks, and becomes a sensation through sheer talent! Teacher Long Spear is awesome!

21. 71 听 After Learning to Understand Animals, I Livestream Gossip to the Whole Internet 听懂动物说话后，我全网直播吃瓜 Luo and Nan Qiao洛与南乔Modern Romance737k WordsCompleted [No Romance] [Lighthearted and Cheerful] [Wishing You Happiness] After being bitten by a rabid dog, Xia An gains the ability to understand animals! Xia An's dog, Xia Minglang: “Baby, I went farming today.” “What kind of farming?” “Planting my heart firmly in you~” Xia An: Remember, you're a real dog, not a lovesick puppy. A Pomeranian's owner: “My little dog has been depressed for two months.” Xia An: “She says she's a little princess, but you call her Big Silly Chun. How could she not be depres 1.2kReads8.8Score14414d adds

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    ⭐⭐Ah! Ah! Ah! Sisters, this book is hilarious! Xia An was jogging in the park one morning when a rabid dog chased her and bit her before leaving. The bite wound inexplicably healed, and she could even hear animals talking! Xia An said: "There are examples of people mutating after being bitten by animals. There's even a person abroad who became Spider-Man after being bitten by a spider. Why can't I become Mad Dog Hero after being bitten by a rabid dog?" She just got home and heard her dog, Xia Minglang, complaining that he often uses his tongue to brush her cups, but even after brushing his teeth vigorously, he still felt disgusted. Hahaha, Xia Minglang is so cute, warm, and silly! That night... The conversation between the dog and the person who couldn't sleep was hilarious. Xia An: "Why aren't you asleep yet? Did I disturb you?" "I'm thinking about something, and I can't sleep if I don't figure it out." "What's wrong?" "Why don't mushrooms hit people?" "... So that's your reason for not sleeping in the middle of the night? Do you know why now?" "I know, because mushrooms use their mouths but not their fists." "Go back to your own bed and sleep. Are you hot? Do you want the air conditioner to be cooler or warmer?" "Hot spot, because I can use the internet to play on my phone." Believe me, it's super funny 🍀🍀🍀 Xia Minglang, how can you be so witty and funny as a dog? [Laughing and crying emoji]

22. 72 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 55.1kReads9.6Score7.6k14d adds

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    No need for me to say more

23. 73 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + No Romance] Fu Jinli is a dragon, but his father is human. The emperor of the Great Qi had ruled for six years without an heir, and everyone at court was worried sick. Then one day, the stern emperor sat high upon his throne, cradling a three- or four-year-old toddler in his arms. The little girl wore fine silk clothes and smiled sweetly at everyone she met. The ministers: Wonderful! Heaven has blessed our Great Qi. The little princess beat the Left Chan 31.5kReads9.5Score2.2k14d adds

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    A comedy story with no romantic pairing. The story follows a childless father who brought home a baby hatched by the Dragon King from the Dragon Palace! The hilarious daily life of this kind-hearted little cub as he integrates into human society! [Smiling][Smiling]

24. 74 龙 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Dragon Cub: I Became Everyone's Favorite by Messing with Dad 龙崽三岁半：我靠坑爹成了团宠 Jin Yuyan锦钰颜Modern Romance389k WordsCompleted [Beloved by Everyone] [Adorable Baby] [Three and a Half Years Old] [Entertainment Industry] The most beloved little princess of the Dragon Clan woke up to find herself in the body of a pitiful little girl with no parents, who had been struck by lightning. Xu Jingzhou thought he was adopting a boy, only to discover later that the child was actually a girl! And that wasn't all. She was incredibly strong, could control lightning, had a talent for martial arts, and kept saying she would earn money t 96Reads8.9Score—14d adds
25. 75 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 17.8kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds
26. 76 天 A System Drops from the Sky for a Four-Year-Old, and the World-Destroying Moguls Are Forced to Raise Her 天降系统四岁半，灭世大佬们开始被迫养崽 Foxes Don't Eat Chickens狐狸不吃鸡Modern Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Beloved by all, no CP + extra-sweet child-rearing story] The newborn little System, Chacha, drifted to Earth and turned into an adorable four-and-a-half-year-old girl. From the start, she accidentally bonded with seven Hosts. To collect all her Hosts and summon the dragon, Chacha was forced to travel all across the country: outside film sets, on islands, in tropical rainforests, in earthquake zones... When Chacha ran up to the Hosts and introduced herself as a System, they all wondered: Since 4kReads9.4Score70114d adds
27. 77 哥 After Her Brother Was Reborn and Turned Dark, the Adored Little Princess Melted His Heart! 哥哥重生黑化后，被团宠小公主萌翻了！ Baili Sha百里砂Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Everyone's favorite + adorable baby + daily life and family bonds at the heart of it + healing + supporting characters reborn + a real three-and-a-half-year-old] Zhu Zhu is widely considered the luckiest child in all the capital when it comes to being born into a good family. Her father wields immense political power, her mother is richer than the whole realm, her uncle is a brave and skilled warrior, and her many older cousins treasure her like a jewel. Even the emperor treats her like his own 40.6kReads9.5Score8k14d adds
28. 78 你 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄，我沙雕，杠精宿主爱作妖 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.8kReads9.3Score34314d adds

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    🍀☘️I've recently become completely engrossed in a novel, and I can't even describe how wonderful it is!

29. 79 上 After Joining a Dating Show, the Little Ancestor Goes Viral Thanks to Her Mystical Arts 上恋综后，小祖宗靠玄学上热搜 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted [Stunning beauty Fu Xi, who thinks she's an aloof goddess × wealthy, devoted puppy Jiang Yi, who falls for her on his own] After an accident, Fu Xi, a young prodigy of the occult world, transmigrated into the body of an obscure actress with a notorious reputation. To make matters worse, although she was the Bai family's real daughter, her biological parents despised her because their fake daughter was so outstanding. Everyone gathered around the fake daughter. To make the fake daughter look even 392Reads9.1Score10414d adds

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    These three books all feature hilariously silly female protagonists and are full of funny jokes. I laughed so hard I was pounding my bed while reading them late at night. The first three are still ongoing; only the second one is finished. But they're really hilarious! Sisters who love them, go check them out!

30. 80 当 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？ Little Taoist of Guishan龟山小道Urban541k WordsCompleted My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol 617Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    [Humorous + Nonsensical + Imaginative + No Mary Sue + No Female Lead] My life has been full of hardships, so I've never believed in fate. I rely entirely on toxic motivational quotes to keep going. In my struggle against fate, I've discovered that the only way to protect myself is to do things I can't even understand. As long as fate is bewildered, I have a glimmer of hope!! Fate won't let me be human? No problem, I'll be a ghost. Fate won't let me be a ghost? No problem, I'll be a dog. If I'm human, I'll be fearless; if I'm a dog, what can anyone do to me! Fate, bring it on!

31. 81 快 Quick Transmigration: She Wants No Men, Only Money 快穿：她不碰男人只碰钱 Lazy Bow懒弓Modern Romance3.2M WordsCompleted On an utterly ordinary day, Jiang Bai, an ordinary college student, encounters a System. It tempts her: "After graduation, do you want to become a wage slave? Do you want to make a fortune every day and become a success? If you're a Host, come sign a contract with me and travel to another world!" Faced with such an obvious sales pitch, Jiang Bai shamefully finds herself tempted. "Yes! I'm in!" After transmigrating, Jiang Bai finds herself playing a lovestruck passerby, a wicked cannon-fodder 8.5kReads9.2Score64114d adds

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    Look, look! [Crying] Seriously, don't make me laugh! She's such a straight, innocent girl, hahaha!

32. 82 孽 My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead 孽徒都想要我苟命 Happy Frog乐的蛙Ancient Romance760k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + no romance + extremely cautious] Her twelve disciples joined forces to kill her. Luckily, just before her soul was scattered, she awakened the Super Scrubbing System. [Ding! Detected disciple's malice value at 70. Help them become good.] [Ding! Detected disciple's goodness value at 80. Make them turn evil.] First Disciple: My heartless master, do you have any idea how much I despise you? Teng Luo: “Go ahead and despise me.” Second Disciple: I'll hunt you to the ends o 1.3kReads9.3Score16514d adds

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    ✨What to do when all twelve disciples want to kill "me"? Of course, you just have to survive! [Smirk][smirk] The female lead gets stabbed at the start and, to survive, hides in a secluded place, creating multiple clay clones to complete system-issued tasks (…acting) [attention][attention] ✨✨The female lead is a master of metaphysics and a silly girl who loves wearing anime T-shirts and baggy shorts 🐶. The whole story is relatively lighthearted, and in the end, she even becomes the Heavenly Dao 😎😎

33. 83 我 I Use 101 Spirit Runes to Blast Through the Myriad Worlds 我靠101枚灵文炸翻诸天万界 Dumbass Eats Watermelon呆瓜吃西瓜Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 6.1kReads8.1Score95414d adds

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    These two books are quite funny, and there's no romantic pairing.

34. 84 沙 My Wacky Junior Sister Loves Going Wild, Turning the Cultivation World on Its Head 沙雕师妹爱发癫，另类整顿修仙圈 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Animated series now streaming] [Complete] [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Some people transmigrate into a book as a treasure. Some transmigrate as a nobody. Yun Xi transmigrates as a vine. In the original story, she appears in just two chapters as a disposable villain in a hero-saves-the-beauty scene. After she dies, the captivating heroine takes her home, chops her into eighteen pieces, and turns them into eighteen good-luck charms for her eighteen devoted admirers. Yun Xi says, “If you’re maki 55.6kReads8.8Score8.7k14d adds
35. 85 野 The Wild Junior Sister Thanks Nature’s Bounty Online 野生小师妹在线感谢大自然的馈赠 Nine Copper Coins九枚铜钱Ancient Romance142k WordsOngoing [Cultivation, over-the-top comedy, no romance, light ensemble cast] Lin Yixing transmigrates, becoming the wicked, disposable junior sister in a novel about a powerful senior sister. The junior sister causes trouble everywhere, bullies young and old, and has a sharp tongue. In the end, she dies horribly. When Lin Yixing arrives, the junior sister hasn’t even joined Yingyuan Sect yet. So she decides to be a good girl and cling to the powerful people around her. But then she realizes something see 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Absolutely no romantic pairing! [Kissing emoji][Kissing emoji][Laughing emoji][Laughing emoji]

36. 86 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5k14d adds

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    Spicy news is here! 🍉🍉🍉 ✨✨In the first book, as the gossip queen 🍉 and gossip boy 🍉, she not only gets to eat all sorts of bizarre gossip from others, but also lets others eat all sorts of bizarre gossip from her. It's all about "you eat my gossip, I eat your gossip," seeing who can outdo whom in gossip, with non-stop laughs! ✨✨✨In the second book, she's aiming to create something extraordinary for everyone. However, a useless reward at the beginning binds another person who loves creating extraordinary things to her. From then on, she thinks: "Isn't one crazy person like me enough for this family?!" (Screams here)

37. 87 吃EN Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了 Slightly Shallow Dimples梨涡有点浅Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi 40.1kReads9.2Score5.4k14d adds
38. 88 小 My Crazy Senior Sister Makes Her Junior Brothers and Sisters Bow to a Dog 小师姐发癫，让师弟师妹给狗磕头 Da He大禾Ancient Romance512k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + System + Violent Heroine + Trickster + Unhinged + Comedy] Sang Qianqian was the undisputed boss of Xicheng’s farmers’ market. With a single butcher’s knife, she could take on every street punk in town. But she never expected that buying a dodgy cultivation novel would make her transmigrate into a book! She became the junior sister in this awful cultivation novel and got her hands on a heaven-defying secret manual, only to discover at the very end of her training that 36Reads6.5Score—14d adds

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    [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Facepalm]

39. 89 侯 The Entire Marquis's Residence Hangs Themselves, Begging the Fake Heiress to Come Home for the Feast 侯府全体上吊，求假千金回府吃席 Zi Lu子璐Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s 36.1kReads9.2Score4.9k14d adds

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    This book is so maddeningly satisfying! After cheating on three high gods, Jiang Sha escapes to the mortal realm, loses her memory, and inhabits the body of the fake heiress of the Xuan Yuan Marquis's mansion. She even secretly helps the mansion change its fate, avoiding the stripping of its title and restoring its prestige. But when the real heiress returns, she's immediately thrown out with nothing. Jiang Sha doesn't hesitate at all, spouting the golden line, "Put aside your altruistic tendencies and laugh at others' fates," and even declaring, "If the money's right, I can help you stab fate in the back twice"—the whole book is full of abstract references and jokes, with no romantic pairings, and is lighthearted and invincible in its daily life—it's incredibly enjoyable to read!

40. 90 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.6kReads9.6Score3.5k14d adds

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    It's so funny it'll make you laugh to death!

41. 91 糊 A Washed-Up Star With Attitude and Style, Afraid of Nobody! 糊咖又拽又飒，谁也不怕！ Nan Zhiyi南枝一Modern Romance354k WordsCompleted [Both leads are each other’s only one + sweet romance + silly comedy + happy ending] Song Shiwei transmigrates into a script she once criticized, becoming an obscure nobody with barely any fame. But brave Weiwei isn’t afraid of hardship. All she wants is to keep a sweet, innocent college boy and enjoy life with him. Instead, her lazy antics and wild behavior on a variety show attract a horde of unhinged fans. Song Shiwei: “Don’t stan me, sis. I can’t have a scandal because I’m already a total wr 6.6kReads9.3Score88214d adds

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    🌸Transmigrated into a book she hates, and it's a flop at that!✨No problem, I'll just give up!🌱The female lead is a madwoman, the male lead is arrogant and cunning✨and ruthless. When the female lead confronts someone, he hands her the knife. The two villains combined are invincible!🌸She's a flop, and she's also a flop, but no problem!✨She successfully became the leader of her own haters!✨Want to hate her? Then you have to collect money! How can you do this for nothing?🌱What? Form her CP? No way, she'll personally break them up, she has to break them up. Men will only slow down her speed of drawing her sword.🌱Oh, they won't slow down my speed of taking off my pants.

42. 92 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.4kReads9.4Score2.1k14d adds
43. 93 满 A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰，跟着师妹浪到起飞 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo 20.9kReads9.3Score2.5k14d adds

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    I've watched it several times, it's so good.

44. 94 沙 The Goofy Heroine Uses Tech to Cultivate Immortality and Becomes Unstoppable 沙雕女主科技修仙，超神逆天 Chilly Dawn Light晓光寒Ancient Romance588k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book, Absurd Comedy, Ensemble Cast with No Romance, Female Lead Is a Weapons Master] Jiang Ning transmigrates into the heroine of a feel-good xianxia novel. She thinks she can follow the plot and reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover the book’s wicked villainess has been reborn, too! The villainess gets there first, destroys Jiang Ning’s dantian, and dumps her at the gates of Zhaoyuan Sect. In the original story, everyone from Zhaoyuan Sect eventually becomes a villai 986Reads9.3Score17614d adds

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    These are all comedic, silly novels featuring female protagonists without romantic partners. The first one is a quick transmigration novel. I hope you'll find one you like.

45. 95 沙 The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is Rebellious to the Core and Wrecking the Plot Online 沙雕女配，一身反骨，在线崩书 Chubby Little Fish胖头小鱼鱼Ancient Romance557k WordsCompleted [Hilarious cultivation + lucky koi turns her life around + no romance + leveling up and growing stronger] She transmigrated into the shame of the cultivation world: a good-for-nothing with a mixed spiritual root who had cultivated for seven years without reaching Foundation Establishment. Now her spiritual bones were about to be removed and her spiritual sword taken away. Bai Xiu was horrified. To hell with being a cannon-fodder tool! Expose her scumbag master and crush the heroine’s arrogance. 688Reads9.1Score10514d adds

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    🍃Xie Qing, lying in her hospital bed preparing to accept her fate, unexpectedly opens her eyes to find herself transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a cannon fodder female supporting character. Armed with her shovel, she single-handedly corrupts half the cultivation world, driving everyone insane and dedicated to spreading evil influences throughout both the immortal and demonic realms…

46. 96 灵 Spirit Cats Attack: I Open a Supermarket in the Apocalypse 灵猫来袭：我在末世开超市 Cat Paw Candy猫爪糖Sci-Fi & Apocalypse404k WordsCompleted [A lighthearted, slice-of-life business story. No saintly heroine, no romance.] After the cat Shannai is struck by lightning and dies, she binds herself to an apocalypse supermarket management System. When she opens her eyes again, the world outside is crawling with zombies and mutant beasts. There’s no water, power, or signal, but the supermarket is perfectly safe and stocked with everything she needs. And if she can upgrade the supermarket to the highest level, she’ll even get a fantastic bonu 1.3kReads8.9Score14814d adds

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    ①System†Apocalypse†Management: It tells the story of a cat demon who is struck by lightning during his tribulation and transmigrates to an apocalyptic world, where he opens a small supermarket. (Ps: The system is a drama queen, a bit funny.) ②I highly recommend this one. It's genuinely hilarious. What I remember most vividly is the group of Taoist priests who tricked the First Emperor into making elixirs of immortality. They were tricked by Li Jiang into making fireworks, only to be told by her that it was ascension [laughing and crying emoji] (Chapter 124, Xu Fu's Ascension).

47. 97 星 Interstellar: The Ambitious Woman Is Delicate and Frail 星际之女野心家她身娇体弱 No Sugar for This Salty Fish咸鱼不加糖Modern Romance750k WordsCompleted [No Romance + Military Academy + Passion + Power Awakening and Advancement + Political Scheming] Her grandfather and cousin join forces to steal her powers, turning her from a dual-ability prodigy of the Imperial Capital Star into a useless healer. Her younger brother leaves her penniless, and while she's gravely injured, she's kidnapped and sold off to a frontier planet. After faking her death for seven years, Xie Jinxi finally sees the truth: If she has nothing left anyway, she might as well j 6.4kReads9.3Score73814d adds
48. 98 快 Quick Transmigration: I’m on the Payroll, So Who Am I Afraid Of? 快穿之我在编内我怕谁 Jiangnan West江南西Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (No romance) (Not a saint) (System) (Taking down scumbags) The plot suddenly gets hit by outside influences like transmigration, transmigration into a book, being reborn, and Systems! The Heavenly Dao is handing out golden fingers like crazy! A blind, abusive male lead! A cold, aloof master who adores her disciple! A farming-story heroine who steps on her elders to reach the top! Yu Jiu: Why do I keep running into scumbag men and awful women? Little 2: Could it be that worlds with a sound worldv 110Reads8.4Score—14d adds

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    No romantic pairing! A silly female lead.

49. 99 成 What on Earth Is This? Complete in Two Volumes (The Original Novel Behind the Hit Drama Starring Wang Churan and Cheng Lei) 成何体统：全二册（王楚然、丞磊主演热播影视剧原著） Qi Yingjun七英俊Anime Fanfiction314k WordsCompleted What is it like to transmigrate into a web novel and become the tyrant's bedmate? After a few simple calculations, Yu Wanyin reached a conclusion: she would have to find another way. In this story full of villains, if she wanted to carve out a path to survival, she had to become the biggest villain of all. First, help the tyrant take down Prince Duan, then take down the tyrant and become empress herself. But when she met the tyrant and carefully considered the strange sense of familiarity in his 40.3kReads9.7Score6.3k14d adds

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    These two are hilarious! Both of them transmigrated into books, and the second son's strictness is absolutely hilarious! Hahahaha!

50. 100 反 Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下，妈求你点事 Rye Whiskey黑麦威士忌Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow 194.3kReads9.2Score16.9k14d adds

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