Haha, Didn't See That Coming, Did You? The Whole Country Welcomes Me Home!

Name: Haha, Didn't See That Coming, Did You? The Whole Country Welcomes Me Home!
Author: Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member

哈哈没想到吧？举国欢迎我回归！

by Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member (酷拽奥特曼家属)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 108k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Entertainment Stardom
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Showbiz + no romance + mysticism + a whole cast of lovable idiots + the nation’s daughter] Xu Yang is the heir to Huaguo’s Institute of Paranormal Research, with more honors to her name than most people have years to live. Yet, for some inexplicable reason, a woman who transmigrated into a book took over her body for three years. The woman then went into showbiz and tried every trick to win over Ji Shuo, but failed and ended up getting dragged through the mud. Xu Yang: ?? Who knows if she enjoyed herself? Xu Yang certainly didn’t. Faced with the mess left behind, Xu Yang smiled, though not quite all the way. Whatever. She makes no promises about being civil, and she gives as good as she gets. * Her haters laughed at her for being too weak to hurt a fly. The evil spirits she’d beaten up didn’t dare say a word. Her haters mocked her for being from the countryside. The Xu family in the capital spent the night wondering if they hadn’t climbed high enough. Her haters accused her of pestering Ji Shuo, only to find that Xu Yang really did pester him and beat him up. Ji Shuo: … He was the only one who got hurt. Achievement unlocked. Righteous netizens were about to demand to know: what gave Xu Yang the right to hit Ji Shuo? Her haters fired back, “Mind your own business. Teacher Xu has her own way of doing things!” Righteous netizens: …? * Later, during a crisis in the war between two nations, as they raced to evacuate the Chinese nationals, Xu Yang’s clear, resonant voice cut through the darkness and struck straight to the heart: “Today, our spear is in hand. When will we bind the Azure Dragon? This operation is code-named: Long Spear.” “I’m Xu Yang, the person in charge of the Long Spear Initiative.” And the girl standing in the wind with a walkie-talkie in hand was the one they heard someone call: the Young Lady of the Northern District.

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5.8Score

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