My Luck Was Stolen? I Changed the Plot, and the Big Shot Got a Big Butt

Name: My Luck Was Stolen? I Changed the Plot, and the Big Shot Got a Big Butt
Author: Xi Shangliu

被夺气运？猛改剧情，大佬变大腚

by Xi Shangliu (西上流)

Status: Completed
Length: 495k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[This is a female-oriented novel!]

[Ridiculous comedy + wildly unconventional thinking + livestream variety shows + face-slapping + unhinged antics]

Overnight, she transmigrates into a novel about a real heiress and a fake heiress, becoming the real heiress.

The fake heiress steals Ji Tingwan’s luck, turning her from everyone’s darling into everyone’s punching bag.

Four top-tier powerhouses once cherished her like the moon in their hearts.

Now the fake heiress has taken her place, rising from a mere substitute to the real deal.

After binding to a System, Ji Tingwan is forced to save the four powerhouses and the fake heiress. She must earn Gratitude Coins from them to reclaim her own luck.

But... the golden fingers provided by the System...

Seem a little off!

Stunning makeup skills → perfectly recreating a zombie face

Proficient in musical instruments → really good at playing the suona

Disguise so convincing it’s indistinguishable from the real thing → turning into Sadako

Fluent English → fluent eagle-speak

Ji Tingwan: System, are you okay?

Then she used a [Charm Candy] that increased a certain powerhouse’s charm stat.

As a result, every sow in the village started chasing after him, begging to mate.

The powerhouse flew into a rage and gritted his teeth at her. “Thanks a lot!”

The System detected the word “thanks.” Gratitude Coins +10!

At that moment, Ji Tingwan understood: so this is the right way to collect Gratitude Coins!

Gratitude Coins have all sorts of uses, and can be exchanged for little items in the shop.

Ji Tingwan gave a little flick of her wrist and used those items to wildly rewrite the plot:

Only one person comes to save Ji Tingwan → One hundred million people come to save Ji Tingwan

The fake heiress has four powerful admirers → The fake heiress has four big butts chasing after her

The fake heiress dazzles everyone with her piano performance → The fake heiress dazzles everyone by playing poop

From then on, the novel went completely off the rails...

(Author’s note: Princess, please read the actual story!)

Other names

I Don't Recommend This Book, Because You'll Laugh Yourself to Death不建议看这本书，因为你会笑死Alternate title on Fanqie

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Hahaha, my face is frozen from laughing so hard! Hahaha, is there a single male lead or a lot of male leads? I think we can have both! Hahaha, behind every successful man there is a woman, and behind every successful woman there is a group of successful men! Hahahaha ❤️❤️
51 likes2y ago
I don't recommend reading this book because I laughed so hard my face mask fell off 😆 I've read a lot of crazy and funny literature, but this is the first nonsensical book that doesn't just follow internet memes.
24 likes2y ago
I was initially going to give it four stars because the beginning wasn't very well written and was quite controversial, but I really enjoyed the later plot. Komiya is the male lead, and I really love his character; he's just what I wanted. No wonder he's a love guru! ❤️❤️ I clicked the wrong star; it should be five stars. The beginning wasn't very good, so I suggest skipping to the end.
17 likes2y ago
So far it seems pretty good, there are just a few things I personally don't like, but overall it's quite nice.
16 likes2y ago
This book should be divided into three volumes: The first book was about a fake heiress who was just a foil to the real heiress and suffered a lot. In the second book, the fake heiress turns evil and steals the real heiress's luck, causing them all great suffering. Her revenge is simple and ruthless.
14 likes2y ago
My review, like the book title, is different; I simply recommend you read it because it's incredibly good and truly amazing. Mainly, the author is so skilled at creating sweet and romantic moments, just the right amount of sweetness, which is also very good.
13 likes2y ago
It's been a long time since I've seen such a well-written, somewhat eccentric novel with a relatively fresh plot. Anyway, it's well-written, that's all. I don't want to be a jerk and I'm too lazy to write a long review. But is the romance a one-on-one relationship? I'm quite curious about what will happen to Ding Zhi afterwards. 🤔
12 likes2y ago
The Qin Wang in the original story was terrifying. He actually turned the female lead into a sculpture, and instead of killing her directly, he left a hole for her to slowly die [shocked].
8 likes2y ago
It's pretty funny, hahaha.
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It's great. The author's madness in this book is a different kind of madness, and the jokes are relatable and funny, unlike those ordinary piled-up jokes. 🤔🤔 This is an absurd world, hahaha, don't strive for normalcy 😏
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