So Absurdly Hilarious You’ll Laugh Yourself to Death!!! No Romance!! 沙雕笑死人把人笑到死！！！无CP！！

1. 251 被 Forced Back to Work, the Beloved Superstar Goes Viral in the Entertainment Industry 被迫营业后团宠大神爆红娱乐圈 Ah Jiujiu阿玖玖Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Ridiculously funny, with the romance taking a back seat. The heroine’s name is Mi, pronounced “fu” with a rising tone. This book is also known as Mi Xiaojin, Have You Done Anything Decent Today?, Mi Jin, All You Do Is Eat, and Mr. Jin, Leave Some Food for the National Treasure. One day, a city reporter interviews Mi Jin’s fans. Reporter: “Can you tell us why you like Mi Jin?” Mi Jin fan: “Mi Jin is amazing! She got the aloof movie star to slaughter pigs and sheep, turned a survival reality show 882Reads9.2Score14314d adds
2. 252 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137kReads9.6Score14.4k14d adds
3. 253 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, So My Ridiculous Antics Are None of Their Business 我与神明画押，沙雕与我无瓜 You Are Not a Fish, Duck子非鱼鸭Urban122k WordsOngoing [Goofy + System + wacky antics + causing trouble + comedy] Wang Genji was such a good swimmer that he accidentally fell into a river and developed hydrocephalus, commonly known as “water on the brain.” He became a child with the intelligence of a four-to-six-year-old. Then the System chose him, and Wang Genji embarked on a one-way road to no return. Build up his hometown? Fight for justice? Help the needy? Exterminate demons and uphold the Dao? Wang Genji: Do you really think I've got water on t 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Trust me, these books are hilarious! I laughed so hard I was rolling around in bed in the middle of the night. [Heart emoji]

4. 254 小 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行 Heavy Clouds云沉沉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members 102.5kReads9.6Score10.2k14d adds
5. 255 人 The Adorable Girl Takes Over the Entertainment World 人间小可爱称霸娱乐圈 Su Moyi苏沫一Modern Romance182k WordsCompleted Xu Niannian transmigrates into the body of an obscure, minor cannon-fodder character ranked eighteenth from the bottom. On a dating show, while the other female guests desperately try to pair up with people, she becomes sworn brothers with the male guests. During the livestream, while the other women show off their talents, she teaches viewers a shoulder-shaking dance to get fit. At mealtimes, while the other girls take tiny, dainty bites, she picks up her bowl and starts wolfing it down. Other 62Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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   It's really good, highly recommended.

6. 256 竹 Childhood Friend, You're My God! 竹马，你是我的神！ Calm and Peaceful Tanuki平平静静的狸追Modern Romance200k WordsCompleted [Note: The heroine is a little crazy. Read with caution if that bothers you.] [Everyone’s darling + childhood friends + campus romance] If it’s not sweet, you can cut me down ಠ‿ಠ Chi Suisui suffered her 132nd crushing defeat at the hands of a client. She squandered her family’s substantial fortune until she had only three coins left. Then she saw in a financial magazine that her childhood sweetheart had become a rising star in the business world. She beat her chest and wailed at the heavens. If —Reads8.2Score—14d adds
7. 257 霸 I’ve Got the CEO Wrapped Around My Finger 霸总被我拿捏了 Century Egg Solo Congee皮蛋solo粥Modern Romance202k WordsCompleted [Mind-Reading Premise: Short-Tempered, Tsundere CEO × Cool, Mature Secretary] Tang Ao is a volatile CEO whom everyone in City A gives a wide berth. He has driven away hundreds of secretaries in three years, earning a reputation as a walking powder keg. Lu Liangyi only applied for the job because she had a little scheme of her own, but she never expected the CEO's inner thoughts to be so far beyond her imagination. The CEO on the outside: proud and aristocratic, a heaven-sent prodigy whose every 402Reads9.2Score10014d adds
8. 258 玄 The Little Ancestor of the Mystical Sect Has Returned from Cultivation 玄门小祖宗修仙回来了 Rampaging Moon暴走月亮Modern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication]+ [Metaphysical fantasy, urban supernatural, mystery and crime-solving, ensemble cast, sweet romance, 1v1 (there is a male lead, but he’s basically just set dressing!)] After returning from the cultivation world, Yuan Jiu becomes the junior grandmaster of Guiyuan Temple. There are only two people in the whole temple, and it’s three hundred million in debt. After looking over the bills, Yuan Jiu just wants to give up on the spot. But if she doesn’t repay her debt 21.2kReads9.3Score3.1k14d adds

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   It's good-looking and has a comedic element. I'm getting impatient waiting for the second book; the updates are frustrating.

9. 259 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32kReads9.6Score4.4k14d adds
10. 260 我 I Strive for My Country’s Prosperity! [System] 我，为祖国富强而奋斗！【系统】 Little Red-Crisp Hands红酥小手Modern Romance3.2M WordsOngoing [Reborn + System + top student + patriotism + positive energy + feel-good story + no awful relatives] Su Xing was always on her own, the aloof goddess in everyone else's eyes. It seemed everyone took it for granted that beautiful women should keep their distance and remain unapproachable. Only Su Xing knew she was pretending to be aloof. In truth, she had severe social anxiety! She hated dealing with people and being noticed. All she wanted was to hide in the shell she thought was safe and coast 42.7kReads9.6Score4k14d adds

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    📖Funny🇨🇳Patriotic and Strong in Learning: The protagonist is reborn with a Learning System. To complete the tasks assigned by the system, she does something she wouldn't have dared to do before: she stands up and recites an English essay, earning praise from the teacher and gaining the friendship of her classmates, who eagerly ask her for tips on learning English well. She never expected her classmates to be so enthusiastic towards her, completely different from what she had imagined. She also receives a reward from the system. [Facepalm]

11. 261 我 I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷 Cong Yue丛月Ancient Romance3.2M WordsCompleted [Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn 130.4kReads9.5Score53k14d adds
12. 262 佛 The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷34k WordsCompleted The Buddha Mother's Secret 38Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I met the monk about three hours ago. I was carrying two buckets of water home when he came up to me, thirsty. Seeing his kind face, I couldn't help but joke, "One monk carries water, two monks share the burden, three monks have no water to drink... Master! Are you sure you're alone?" "Young benefactor, aren't you alone?" The monk countered. "No!" I shook my head. "Well, I'm alone right now, but I have a mother and an older brother at home." "And your sister?" "Sister? You mean...?" "Your biological sister from the same mother!" "No! I only have one brother!" The monk smiled. "Are you sure?" I nodded without hesitation. "I'm absolutely sure!" "You do have a sister!" "Sister?!" My mind went blank. I racked my brains but couldn't recall anything about a 'sister'! Was this monk lying to me? "Master! You mean I have a long-lost sister?" I said with a smile. "But I don't remember her at all! You're not making this up just to trick me into drinking water, are you?!" "A monk doesn't lie..." The monk shook his head. "She's always been by your side and hasn't left!" I suddenly felt that the monk's words were becoming increasingly dubious, so I didn't want to waste any more time. "Monk! Aren't you thirsty and want some water?" I frowned. "Then what will you use to hold the water?" The monk spread his hands out and then clasped them together to form a basin shape. "I'll use my hands!" "They say a clever head doesn't grow hair... Monk! You're quite clever!" Inspired by the monk's action, I also clasped my hands together to hold water for him to drink. "Ah! The water is so sweet!" The monk exclaimed as he drank several handfuls of water in a row! He wanted more, but my bucket wasn't very big, and my 'hand basin' kept leaking. To cut my losses, I covered the bucket with my hand: "Master! There's only half a bucket of water left. Can you bear to let me go back and get scolded?" The monk smiled and pointed to another bucket: "Then I'll drink from the other one." "Master, are you taking advantage of my young age?" I quickly covered the other bucket as well. "Amitabha! Monks never bully the weak!" The monk shook his head. "Alright! Then this humble monk will perform a little show for you!" "Haha, Master!" I couldn't help but laugh: "Are you breaking a boulder on your chest, or performing Iron Head Kung Fu?!" The monk shook his head: "Neither!" "Then it's Vajra Leg?!" "Guess?" "Um, Master! I'm really busy!" I pointed down the mountain. "I also fetched water from the stream below. You should go there; it's enough for you to drink your fill, and you can even take some home!" Seeing that the monk was unmoved and had no intention of leaving, I had no choice but to give him a few more handfuls of water. "Monk, my mom's very fierce. There's only this much water left, and I'll definitely get scolded when I get back, so... I can only give you a few more handfuls. Drink this and leave quickly!" The monk smiled and nodded, "Young benefactor, you have a kind heart; good deeds are rewarded!" Just as I reached into the bucket to scoop water for the monk, a strange phenomenon appeared. I could see images of my family's past reflected in the water, and they were incredibly clear...

13. 263 河 The Debt Beneath the River, Billed in My Name 河底那笔账，记在我名下 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery57k WordsCompleted The debt at the bottom of the river is in my name 18Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 264 盲 The Blind Woman’s Wedding 盲女的婚礼 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷32k WordsCompleted The Blind Girl's Wedding 27Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 265 豪 Terror at the Luxury Estate 豪苑惊魂 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷57k WordsCompleted Terror at the Grand Estate 16Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 266 诡 The Strange Sword 诡剑 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷98k WordsCompleted The Ghost Sword 4Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 267 诡 The Mysterious Domain City 诡秘域都 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷99k WordsCompleted The Mysterious Domain City 3Reads—Score114d adds
18. 268 清 The Qingling Rankings 清凌榜 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷43k WordsCompleted The Qingling Rankings 3Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 269 我 The Girlfriend Who Disappeared 我消失的女朋友 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Sci-Fi & Apocalypse60k WordsCompleted My Girlfriend Who Disappeared 12Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 270 创 Strike Against Mary Sue 创击玛丽苏 Runaway Man-Eating Flower在逃食人花Modern Romance23k WordsCompleted [Mary Sue + secret identity + melodrama] Liu Li, the world’s number-one princess, whose full name is Liu Li. Bingjing. Dieying. Feiwu. Ruoli’er. Xue. Luoying. Qiangwei Meigui Lei. Zidian. Shangxue, falls in love with Lei Ting, the world’s number-one prince, whose full name is Lei Ting. Gaba. Ye Ao Nai Wo He. Wudi. Kuang Zhua Ku Xuan. Baolong Zhanshi. Pili. She is obsessed with his breakdancing, bewitched by his arrogant, wicked charm, and even jumps off a building, donates her brain, and has hem 489Reads8.8Score10514d adds

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    There can't be anyone who hasn't seen this yet. It's a classic Mary Sue story with an outrageous and hilarious plot.

21. 271 唐 Tang Corpse, Song Rush 唐尸宋弛 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery69k WordsCompleted The Corpse of Tang, the Slackers of Song 8Reads—Score—14d adds

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    "Whether I'm ugly or not is none of your business!" The speaker was a long-haired female ghost. I carefully compared her from head to toe to one of the corpses on the ground. I wouldn't say they were 100% similar, but they were close. "The audience's eyes are discerning, and their evaluations are objective!" I said to her seriously. "If it's not us, the audience, who else can judge?!" "Me!" The voice came from behind us; it must have been a man. "Who are you?" I couldn't help but ask the voice. "Her man!" "Whose man?" I glanced at the woman whose arm the ghost woman was tightly gripping. "Our man!" The woman and the ghost answered in unison. "You can see him?" I asked the woman curiously. "I can't!" The woman shook her head. "But I can smell his scent!" "Scent... Scent?!" "The unique scent of a stinky man!" "Uncle, she said you smell!" I looked at the uncle with a mischievous grin. "Am I smelly?" The uncle pointed at the corpse on the ground. "But even if I smell bad, I'm not as smelly as that guy's body!" "A man who doesn't smell bad isn't a man!" The male ghost said seriously. "So you came here specifically to find your own body?!" The uncle asked. "Not looking for it!" The male ghost rolled his eyes at him. "Are you going to raise me?" "I never raise idle ghosts, especially trashy ghosts like you!" "Trash?" The male ghost sighed. "Having seen the ocean, other waters are nothing; having seen the clouds of Wushan, other clouds are nothing... I'm just more sentimental than most people!" 666

22. 272 生 Born to Fail at Corpse Stitching 生不缝尸 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery59k WordsCompleted Born Without the Skills to Stitch Corpses 22Reads—Score114d adds
23. 273 大 Records of the Tang Dynasty Zombies 大唐丧尸录 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery58k WordsCompleted The Tang Dynasty Zombie Chronicles 7Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 274 闺 Tales of My Best Friend's Haunting 闺蜜诡事录 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery32k WordsCompleted Tales of Strange Events Among Best Friends 13Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 275 系 System: Your Host's Crazy Antics Have Me Stunned! 系统：宿主的骚操作我傻了啊！ Shao Xi绍喜Ancient Romance120k WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + absurd comedy + sly schemer + shameless + no CP] Gu Suisui was just eating a bowl of river-snail rice noodles by the roadside when, for no apparent reason, a System chose her. Wouldn't the normal procedure be for the System to beg her to accept the role? Well, this System just pulled out a bomb and threatened her life to force her to comply. It was a complete subversion of the usual trope. Unfortunately for it, Gu Suisui wasn't exactly a good person either! Let him be as —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The main problem is that my child's books are too unpopular, so I had to volunteer! It's a silly, funny story with a goofy vibe, perfect for laughing out loud in bed late at night. There's no complex plot, just pure joy. Please, don't beg me, just check out my child's writing!

26. 276 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    No romantic pairing. The female protagonist is transported to a primitive world and experiences hilarious daily life trying to survive with a mentally challenged little bean bun. Her cheat ability is a mobile phone that can unlock apps.

27. 277 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A silly, nonsensical cultivation novel. The protagonist is a cowardly and shrewish fellow bound to a system that constantly puts him in dire straits. The only way to gain merit is through embarrassing himself? Well, I'll just drag the entire sect down with me! And so, chaos ensues.

28. 278 渣 The Jerk Tried to Scam Me Out of 38 Cents, So I Slapped Him Across the Face 渣男讹我三毛八，反手一个大嘴巴 Scorching Summer Sun辣日炎炎Modern Romance60k WordsOngoing (Absurd and hilarious, lighthearted, metaphysics, showbiz, pure wish fulfillment, true and fake heiresses, variety show livestream, going off the rails, System) —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The female lead in this book is called "Underpants Sister," it's hilarious!

29. 279 我 I'm a Coder, I'm the Universe 我是码农，我是宇宙 Writer 5TTPWu作家5TTPWuUrban2.5M WordsOngoing This is a high-concept novel that combines realism, business, science fiction, and the intellectual thrill of a power fantasy. It’s a new kind of web fiction, unlike traditional stories that rely on emotional wish fulfillment! Zhang Wei uses SAP as his System to cultivate immortality and attain the Dao! Yes, you read that right! The same SAP as the German ERP system! Zhang Wei’s System! This sly guy actually built a cultivation path around SAP, from Foundation Establishment to Core Formation, Na 117Reads9.1Score—14d adds

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    54 Are there any other similar amazing books? This one is really interesting. Although I'm also in finance, I've never read anything like it before. It's truly eye-opening! I can't even define this amazing book! I can only strongly recommend it!

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