
I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed
我与咸鱼画押,玄学大佬马甲被扒
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 500k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- How Could This Silly Fake Heiress Possibly Be the Villain?假千金如此沙雕,怎么可能是反派Former title · until Oct 2026
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This book is really great to read. The content is funny and interesting. It is one of the few new ones in the comedy novels. It is real but not artificial. I hope you will not miss this book easily because of the ratings and introduction. There will always be accidents and bad luck. There will always be people who don't like such a good-looking book. You have to try to know whether you like it or not. You can give it a try first and then decide whether or not to read the rest. I hope everyone can read the book you like! Big cheers for the author! Don't be sad because of a temporary low rating, it will always be good, people who like it will always like it, and people who don't like it will never like it no matter what, come on!
The ending looks like he is actually a sense of déjà vu. It's fun to read without thinking. But the details in some places make people feel that they are not very friendly to women. There are pornographic accents. Maybe I am too sensitive. I always feel that there are some places that are pornographic and have a sense of déjà vu by a male author. But in summary, it is still quite interesting.
I've seen a lot of movies with male protagonists, but their love lines always meet again and again inexplicably, and then the female protagonist becomes weaker when they fall in love. I don't like Sister Li. The female protagonist in this novel is very capable and intelligent, and can see through many things. The male protagonist in the novel is also normal and has no love interest. The heroine's friends and ghosts are all talented!!! I really love it!!!
The heroine gives me the impression that she is wise but foolish, has great love and protects her shortcomings. Her mentality is very Buddhist, she can distinguish between good and evil, and she can carry things cleanly. Even though she is too Buddhist, she does not have any clear preferences, she is a little less angry, and she has a childish mentality. As I read it, I love Lao Tuming the most. He is as clear-minded as he is, sees through life and death, is righteous, and lives in the world of mortals but does not enter the world of mortals. For him, I will chase him to the end. Overall, this book is worth reading. It is relaxing and effortless. It has received five-star reviews and is highly recommended.
Oh my god, it looks so good, I can't stop laughing. I hope the author will continue to work hard! 🥰🥰
It's really great to read. The whole story is based on the supernatural, but with the theme of comedy. The heroine gradually changes from a mess expert to a hard working worker (beep——). You can think of this book as a heroine story. The heroine has turned the original heroine and the original male protagonist into a deviant. It can be said that the heroine is the center, and the original male and female protagonists form an arc with a radius, tilting a large area. In short, you can't get out when you click in. I still regret not encountering this book earlier! 👀 (I evaluated it after reading the latest chapter. My evaluation is based on the current stage of reference. I can only say that the writing is very good so far. I cannot guarantee what will happen in the future, but I believe that the author will definitely not disappoint readers! 😎) Finally, cheers to the author, I will always be with you 😘 (But it doesn't necessarily matter if it ends badly 🌝)
This book clears up mines, read here The point is no CP, don't miss it if you pass by Lots of comedy elements There are no scenes in the entertainment industry, and there are very few scenes due to the popularity of metaphysics. Each character has an obvious personality, and there is no inexplicable hatred line As for the content, it's really smooth and doesn't drag out. More exciting things to see by yourself
I finished watching it on November 30, 2022, no cp, the plot is very funny, there are a lot of laughs, at first I was a little dissuaded by the heroine's name, but then I couldn't stop laughing as I read on. But there are a few points that are a little bit underwhelming. Gao Yue secretly filmed An Meng kissing Dai Qingqing (unfamiliar), Gu Juaner agreed to Keiko and ended up being a rogue (not like the initial character). The villains are named after idols in real life. Some of them are not respectful to women from a boy's point of view. Of course, you don't need to pay attention to those details in the plot. The logic of the plot is incoherent and it is purely for the sake of being ridiculous. However, this book does bring joy and logic is not so important. If it didn't do those dirty things, I would give it five stars.
It's really beautiful. I've been following it for such a long time. It would be a lie to say that I'm not sad after it's over. This book can be regarded as one of my favorite themes. It's really Juejuezi. Juanjuan's three views are also very positive. There is no other script in the article where the heroine is fighting to the death. It's just very imaginative and funny. This kind of article is very cheerful. Little ears, Jiaojiaozi, I will miss you forever, kisskiss
The supernatural sand glyph has a straight outlook and a strength of 666. Now there is a fusion of the fate of heaven and earth, and I seriously doubt that Gu Juan'er may be the law of heaven. And with her ridiculous behavior, she led the original heroine and the hero astray, haha, I laughed so much that I hit the ground. Gu Juaner is indeed the way of heaven, and the world has evolved into the world of immortality, hahaha