I Lounged My Way to Stardom on a Wilderness Variety Show

Lin Tang was a versatile overachiever in her previous life, working herself to death after staying up all night. Hacker, financial tycoon, martial arts grandmaster... she had so many identities she could hardly keep track of them. Then, in one instant, she transmigrates into a book and becomes a fussy, washed-up celebrity in an entertainment-industry novel.

The original owner joined a wilderness variety show to chase after top-tier star Gu Jingming, but she couldn't do anything and was always picking fights. In the end, online abuse drove her out of show business. Looking at the wilderness before her, Lin Tang has only one goal: lie flat.

She has barely bound herself to the Lie Flat System when Gu Jingming points at a dead tree and calls her a deadweight. Lin Tang can't be bothered to argue. She kicks it, and with a crack, the tree breaks into evenly sized firewood.

System: [Achievement unlocked: "Show Off Your Skills on the Down Low." Points +10!]

Lin Tang: "...I just want to lie flat already."

From then on, the wilderness show goes completely off the rails:

While everyone else sweats over starting a fire by rubbing sticks together, she gets it done in three minutes with a magnifying glass, then lies in a hammock;

While everyone else comes back empty-handed after fishing with a spear, she casually snags a fat fish, grills it, and digs in first;

While everyone else takes the long way around to avoid crocodiles, she rides one across the river and even gives it a pat on the head;

Gu Jingming: "Do you even know how to survive out here?"

Lin Tang: "Sure. Waiting to be fed while lying down counts, too."

The Livestream chat goes from "Lin Tang, get out of show business" to "Sister Tang, carry us to victory." The System is falling apart every day: [Warning! The Host is causing trouble again while trying to lie flat!] [CP fans detected! No flirting on the job!]

Lin Tang sighs and pops a wild fruit into her mouth. "Honestly, I just want to lie flat. The world insists on making me a big shot."

Gu Jingming, blushing as he eats the fish she grilled: "...Liar."