This Is a Respectable Establishment

“Hello, ma’am. Our rules are a little different from other places.” “Please use the mini-program to choose the guest you’d like to see.” “All right. Please wait at Seat 3. Aisen will be with you shortly.” Before long, a soft, cuddly silver-shaded cat darted out from a corner and headed straight for the patron who had just placed an order. It let out a sweet little meow, then wound itself in a figure eight between the customer’s feet. It brushed its soft fur against the customer’s feet, giving them the full experience, then jumped onto the customer’s lap and stood up, putting its front paws on the customer’s shoulders before going in for a kiss. “Oh my god!” The customer was won over in an instant. Zhu Weimo turned to the visiting police officer. “See? We’re a perfectly respectable establishment.” As soon as he finished speaking, the door to the VIP room opened, and a wealthy woman decked out in designer brands walked out. A cute little parrot was perched on her shoulder, two kittens nestled in her arms, and a whole crowd of obsequious cats and dogs clustered around her feet. “Boss, I saw in the profile that today is Jinju’s neutering anniversary. Can I order him a tower of cat food?” The police officer: “Huh? What kind of tower?” Just then, a handsome man with flirtatious eyes pushed open the door. Seeing the police, he smiled and started speaking. “I heard the boss has a new hire. Do you need me to...” Zhu Weimo stepped forward and clapped a hand over the troublemaker’s mouth. “He’s a vet. He’s here to give the new hire... I mean, the new cat a checkup.” Anyway... welcome to “You Get What You Pay For” Pet Café. Note: We have a little boss at home. Saturdays are taken up by various extracurricular classes, so I can’t write. This novel updates six days a week, with no update on Saturdays. PS: The male lead has a golden finger that lets him communicate with his own pets and make them smarter. PPS: Every pet is different. Any pet-care details in this novel come from online sources and shouldn’t be taken as the correct standard. PPPS: The pets in this novel can communicate, and the author has a personal preference, so they’re all referred to as “he” or “she.” Kids studying for exams, don’t copy this. Theme: Warm and harmonious everyday life between people and animals