You Yi has a laid-back, carefree face and more admirers than he can count, but he’s never had much interest in romance.
That is, until he gets bound to a dream-entry System and has to find his boyfriend within a set time.
As a straight man, You Yi stares again and again at the word “male” on the control panel in front of him.
He discreetly looks around, then at the first man to approach him, who immediately starts getting handsy.
You Yi can’t hold back. He throws a punch.
After he swings, the man stares straight at You Yi’s face, looking like a total punk. The next second, You Yi is pinned against the wall and kissed.
You Yi hits him even harder.
Half a minute later, the System stares blankly as it intervenes in the two men’s apparent “wrestling match” and ends the dream.
But the task still has to continue.
This time, he’s learned his lesson. The next time he meets a man, he asks his name and enters it.
[Task Failed] The four words glow an eye-searing red.
You Yi: ???
Damn it, did I just run into a total pervert?
If I’m not your boyfriend, why are you kissing me?
Since the other guy is a pervert, You Yi keeps a straight face. Then he’ll just have to be even more perverted.
After dealing with the first man, he looks toward another man approaching him.
You Yi, with an insolent grin: Come here, hubby.
The System freezes.
The man across from him suddenly turns bright red. His upright, stern, dignified face somehow looks utterly innocent, but he still walks over in silence.
His actions are nothing like his innocent, upright appearance.
The kiss feels perfectly natural.
Everything comes to an end.
You Yi thinks he’s got this one in the bag and immediately enters the man’s name.
[Task Failed] The four words glow an eye-searing red again.
?
He looks at the seemingly innocent guy in front of him and throws another punch.
“Fuck, if I’m not your boyfriend, why’d you answer? Pervert.”
The task still has to continue.
But You Yi is still convinced he’s figured out how the game works. The last guy was just too much of an idiot.
In the dreams that follow, whenever You Yi meets a man, he sticks to his usual routine and asks, “Hubby?”
With just the right amount of confusion in his voice.
The other person only has to answer “yes” or “no.”
But he never expected that this trick wouldn’t work at all.
Not only that, but the tasks the System gives him become increasingly impossible for a straight man like him to understand…
After being kissed and hugged and thoroughly taken advantage of, You Yi stares blankly. “Wait, why am I the one who has to find a boyfriend? Why don’t they have to play this game? That’s not fair, System.”
System: “You might not want to switch places with them.”
“No, I do.”
So the players switch places, and You Yi discovers that these guys are even more perverted in their own dreams.
The shou’s straight-guy mindset makes him more convincing when he plays it up than a gay man.
System: Find a boyfriend to complete the task and earn a reward.
Shou: Come on, hubby.
System: There’s more than one.
Shou: Come on, hubbies.
Looking for a boyfriend in dreams, running into perverts in real life.
A handsome, pretty, adorable shou who acts cool and world-weary.
The gong is handsome and a virgin. No main gong.
Written to indulge my personal tastes. I’ll add more as I think of it.
A preview of an upcoming novel
Li Xingang comes from a wealthy family. His player-like face can’t hide how pure-hearted he is, drawing plenty of people to him.
During the summer after the college entrance exams, Li Xingang is busy climbing the ranks when the same man kills him three times in a row.
He falls silent.
That night, Li Xingang swears an oath: he won’t use this man’s feelings and leave him heartbroken unless he gets his surname changed.
After two months of carefully laying his plans, he meets the cold-faced, taciturn guy in person.
He expects the usual jokes: “Those shoes make you taller than me,” “Lift your skirt and you’re bigger than me,” or “Your voice is deeper than mine when you drop the act.”
None of them happen.
The other man wears sneakers, with long arms and legs and his headphones casually hanging around his neck.
His handsome face is refined and coolly aloof.
With a wig on his head and a skirt barely covering his upper thighs, Li Xingang doesn’t dare refuse when the guy tells him to get into his big G-Wagon.
The street stretches on behind them, and his cold expression begins to tremble.
If this road ends at a hotel, he’ll swallow his pride and call his roommate to come rescue him.
The good news: It isn’t a hotel.
The bad news: The man is serious about them.
Li Xingang stares blankly at the documents proving the man’s wealth on the table.
“…After we get engaged, I’ll put everything I can in your name. You can start spending my money from now on, or right now. Don’t refuse it like you did before, baby.”
Li Xingang closes his eyes. He’s already decided where he’ll be buried tonight.
He Yi is in an online relationship.
He clutches his phone every day, looking so lovestruck that all his friends are shocked. They keep saying that even the most handsome man can end up caught in a romance scam.
His friend, who knows the whole story, just shakes his head.
If you knew how well he has it behind the scenes, you’d think he was the lucky one too.
He Yi has been holding back throughout this online relationship, especially after noticing the other person gradually becoming less responsive. He turns the problem over in his mind, trying to figure out what he did wrong.
Then one day, his roommate gestures frantically for him to look downstairs from the teaching building.
The class monitor, another guy, is confessing again. The boy being confessed to stands under a tree, looking weary. His scarf covers the lower half of his face, his straight nose is red, and his profile is sharp.
He Yi watches for a while, then looks away.
He looks down and sends a message: [What are you doing, baby?]
…
When he looks again, his roommate is still chattering away. “That’s the guy the class monitor’s been chasing. Good-looking, right? He was insanely handsome during military training, and he’s got such a vibe now too. No wonder so many people like him.”
He Yi forces a smile, his eyes dark. “Yeah. No wonder so many people like him.”
Liar.
That night, He Yi grips the liar’s chin, his other hand braced beneath the man’s waist.
He still isn’t satisfied. After kissing him again, he asks in a contented voice, “Baby, you really aren’t hiding anything from me?”
Li Xingang grits his teeth. “…No.”
He Yi pauses, then gives an almost imperceptible nod. “All right.”
You liar.
…
I want to break up.
Li Xingang thinks, eyes red, unable to take any more.
Handsome gong, handsome and adorable shou, 1v1.
The shou will have a cross-dressing scene.
Theme: Keep moving forward
The writing is very good. There are a lot of tricks in this book, but the scenes with Xiao Yuer and the switching of perspectives are all arranged very accurately. Everyone has a distinct personality, and there is no feeling of being rushed and dizzy because there are too many people on the show. Especially Brother Youyou, who is young and ignorant and will be shy because of wearing furry clothes in business situations. He is sincere and free and quietly lends a helping hand when others are uncomfortable in their legs and feet. He is handsome and charming but has no idea about it. He is smooth and smooth on the court and occasionally has a little shit. He is always the center of attention and the stars are holding the moon, but he always looks down at others with humility. While watching, I would often be struck by the cuteness of some small details and then hold my cell phone in bed having fun. I would also scream in my heart when I was infected by the sexual tension when getting along with other characters. The emotional concentration of each line is so exciting that it boosts the excitement. Good characters and good works will bring happiness to readers! Maybe most people who clicked on this article at first were looking for the straight man and handsome persona (actually it was me), but after reading it carefully, I can feel the difference between the author's approach and that of ordinary people. He did not fall into templated routines or be limited to basic characters. Xiaoyou is a living flesh-and-blood person. I can touch his beautiful and powerful bones, and his thin bones will float up after strenuous exercise. Thin skin with a light pink color; you can feel his principles and emotional flow, and look forward to every reaction he makes [Hold your thighs] Their secret love is also a must-have part of this article😋Whether it is the sourness of the bamboo horse silently guarding the back, the hope that the roommate prayed for on his birthday is suspended forever, or it is just a glimpse of a simple passerby, they are all filled with subtle and smart emotional flows. Too many attacks are sometimes like octopuses, and both the author and the reader will be a little at a loss. The author said it very well, writing more means that the brain has more lines to process. Sometimes it is normal to have knotted text. For me, occasionally for some reasons, I don't like to watch the appearance of some attacks. In the end, it even affects the reading of the full text, but this book does not have it at all. The collision between everyone and the cruise makes me My heart is full of excitement, just like the table is full of delicious food of various flavors waiting for me to taste, and then I am quietly looking forward to the different sides that 🐟 will reveal [empty bowl] Although there are several books on hand to read, the meaning of catching up is indeed different. The sense of interaction and timeliness of real-time communication can make people full of expectations every day. Sometimes when walking on the road, I will start to smile as I imagine the future plot). But I won't pursue the author's daily update. I will just walk slowly with Xiaoyuer, waiting for the explosion of each emotional line. It is a beautiful thing to think about it ✌🏻I really hope to see Yuer's emotional state, facing the other person's feelings like a flood that will wash away all fixed relationships. Moments when they are able to handle it, reject it coldly, or have no choice but to let it go. At the age of eighteen, he still had a strange, hazy youthfulness about him, but what about after he matured? Will you ride on Gong with sore waist and legs and look at them coldly, but because of the bumps or the violent movements of Gong, you can't help but utter skilled syllables😍In short, I want to say this to express that watching Brother Xiaoyou is a very, very, very happy thing🥰
No. . Boss is not allowed to end [crying] I open my eyes every day and wait for this update. It's really a delicious book, Boss
Too good to ask for leave [bad laugh]
That's great. I can't take a day off to write. Let's write.
Please don't finish this book [burst crying] [please] I haven't read enough of Brother Youyou
Don't end it, wow, I need Modo, Modo, Xiaoyu, Brother's Adventure [crying] [crying]
[Rainbow fart] Update quickly and push down this damn cannon fodder.
Let Boyu get some results
I'll watch it again after the dream is over [poor] and enjoy watching it all at once
Don't Be a Beta's Plaything
I Don't Want to Lose My Horse After Being Forced to Be a Fisherman.
Thousands of People Hate X Thousands of People
There Is No Obligation to Be with the Same Person
After My Wife's Destiny Appeared
A Low-Ranking Student in an Aristocratic Academy
Dude, Are You Really the Father of This Child?
Reading Infrastructure with the Prince After Time Travel
Noble Academy F3 Just Wants to Watch Brothers Being Lickers
The writing is very good. There are a lot of tricks in this book, but the scenes with Xiao Yuer and the switching of perspectives are all arranged very accurately. Everyone has a distinct personality, and there is no feeling of being rushed and dizzy because there are too many people on the show. Especially Brother Youyou, who is young and ignorant and will be shy because of wearing furry clothes in business situations. He is sincere and free and quietly lends a helping hand when others are uncomfortable in their legs and feet. He is handsome and charming but has no idea about it. He is smooth and smooth on the court and occasionally has a little shit. He is always the center of attention and the stars are holding the moon, but he always looks down at others with humility. While watching, I would often be struck by the cuteness of some small details and then hold my cell phone in bed having fun. I would also scream in my heart when I was infected by the sexual tension when getting along with other characters. The emotional concentration of each line is so exciting that it boosts the excitement. Good characters and good works will bring happiness to readers! Maybe most people who clicked on this article at first were looking for the straight man and handsome persona (actually it was me), but after reading it carefully, I can feel the difference between the author's approach and that of ordinary people. He did not fall into templated routines or be limited to basic characters. Xiaoyou is a living flesh-and-blood person. I can touch his beautiful and powerful bones, and his thin bones will float up after strenuous exercise. Thin skin with a light pink color; you can feel his principles and emotional flow, and look forward to every reaction he makes [Hold your thighs] Their secret love is also a must-have part of this article😋Whether it is the sourness of the bamboo horse silently guarding the back, the hope that the roommate prayed for on his birthday is suspended forever, or it is just a glimpse of a simple passerby, they are all filled with subtle and smart emotional flows. Too many attacks are sometimes like octopuses, and both the author and the reader will be a little at a loss. The author said it very well, writing more means that the brain has more lines to process. Sometimes it is normal to have knotted text. For me, occasionally for some reasons, I don't like to watch the appearance of some attacks. In the end, it even affects the reading of the full text, but this book does not have it at all. The collision between everyone and the cruise makes me My heart is full of excitement, just like the table is full of delicious food of various flavors waiting for me to taste, and then I am quietly looking forward to the different sides that 🐟 will reveal [empty bowl] Although there are several books on hand to read, the meaning of catching up is indeed different. The sense of interaction and timeliness of real-time communication can make people full of expectations every day. Sometimes when walking on the road, I will start to smile as I imagine the future plot). But I won't pursue the author's daily update. I will just walk slowly with Xiaoyuer, waiting for the explosion of each emotional line. It is a beautiful thing to think about it ✌🏻I really hope to see Yuer's emotional state, facing the other person's feelings like a flood that will wash away all fixed relationships. Moments when they are able to handle it, reject it coldly, or have no choice but to let it go. At the age of eighteen, he still had a strange, hazy youthfulness about him, but what about after he matured? Will you ride on Gong with sore waist and legs and look at them coldly, but because of the bumps or the violent movements of Gong, you can't help but utter skilled syllables😍In short, I want to say this to express that watching Brother Xiaoyou is a very, very, very happy thing🥰
No. . Boss is not allowed to end [crying] I open my eyes every day and wait for this update. It's really a delicious book, Boss
Too good to ask for leave [bad laugh]
That's great. I can't take a day off to write. Let's write.
Please don't finish this book [burst crying] [please] I haven't read enough of Brother Youyou
Don't end it, wow, I need Modo, Modo, Xiaoyu, Brother's Adventure [crying] [crying]
[Rainbow fart] Update quickly and push down this damn cannon fodder.
Let Boyu get some results
I'll watch it again after the dream is over [poor] and enjoy watching it all at once
Damn it, why did we tie it up [picking my head]