You Say You're Not a System

“So, you really aren’t a System?”

[Why are you asking me this in front of a psychiatric hospital?]

“If you’re a System, then I don’t have to go in. Seeing a doctor is pretty expensive.”

[I’m not.]

“That doesn’t make sense. I have a happy family, a great job, and a bright, outgoing personality. How did I end up with a split personality?”

[Have you considered the possibility that you’re possessed?]

“That’s even worse. Exorcisms cost more.”

[Stop worrying about that for now. I need your help with something. It concerns stabilizing the fusion of worlds...]

“See? I knew you were a System. But could you tell me the mission rewards first? Stat points, top-tier elixirs, peerless weapons, martial arts manuals, or...?”

[Money.]

“I promise I’ll complete the mission! System, I knew you were the best System ever! What’s the mission?”

[The protagonist of a System-themed food novel is 50 meters straight ahead. You need to...]

“Holy crap, you should’ve said so earlier! I’d do this one for free!”

Sheng Shi dashed straight to the stall. “Boss! One of everything on the menu!”

[…]

[This is the protagonist of an infinite-flow world...]

“What? You’re going back to that horrible place?!”

“I can’t help it. The dungeons open on a schedule.”

“Next time you go into a dungeon, could you bring back that auspicious creature that absorbs other people’s fat, if you have a chance?”

“It’s a demon...”

“No, it’s an auspicious creature!”

“Fine...”

Theme: Helping one another and striving to live better