The Artists at My Agency Will Never Fall from Grace

When you're a fan, your idol will eventually have a scandal. Unless they're one of the stars managed by Gu Wei. After finishing her quick transmigration missions, Gu Wei retired and returned to her original world. A bunch of defunct Systems followed her through cracks between worlds and latched on. Looking at the scandal-ridden entertainment industry, then at the Systems floating in the air, she had a sudden inspiration. The defunct Systems had never had Hosts and were desperate for love. So why bother looking for Hosts? They could make their debuts instead! Beautiful stars in every style, with every kind of succubus-like personality! They'd win fans over with that yearning-to-be-loved look! For every System she took in, Gu Wei would create a star. And so the entertainment industry's storm of blood and fury began. Fans passing by stopped in their tracks, hardly daring to believe what they were seeing. Whoa! Those gorgeous faces were breathtaking, their fan interactions were so diligent, and the fan perks were like a dream! Influencers, actors, idols, singers, boy bands; innocent types, flirtatious types, idealized first loves, animal-themed personas, succubus-like charmers, scheming sweethearts, and beloved group mascots. Whatever kind of character you want, it's all here! Solo fans, group fans, ship fans, fans of their careers, people who just want a laugh, and gossip lovers: there's something for everyone! Short dramas, movies, TV series, variety shows, music, songs, novels, comics, vlogs, livestreams, short videos; A bard writes lyrics and composes the music, while an artist with siren blood sings the songs; a royal historian writes the scripts, and custom special effects are filmed in another world; cutting-edge collectible cards and merchandise, cross-world endorsements and collaborations... Before long, Gu Wei's entertainment company had become an entertainment empire. The media flocked to her. “President Gu! How did you build your entertainment empire?” The mysterious mastermind Gu Wei smiled. “Well, it started with making little people.” No scandals for our stars! No playing with the fans' sincere feelings! Starting today, those words are the truth! 1. The male lead is the System bound to Gu Wei. It isn't defunct and is still working, you know! You are the artificial soul who has kept me company and earned my trust for so long, and who will never betray me. 2. Includes character customization, creating personas, marketing, publicity stunts, making idols, selling merchandise, livestreams, scrolling comments, forum-style posts, and fans who act like moms, girlfriends, or career supporters. Some sections shift to the fans' perspectives. The defunct Systems have no morals and only want to get famous. If fans want something to eat, they'll make it. There's food for every taste, including affectionate interactions and shipping couples, whether straight, gay, lesbian, or animal characters. I love this kind of thing, but I could never find the content I wanted, so I'm trying to make it myself. P.S. Juanjuan isn't a fan, but loves watching the drama, and this is a fun story too. None of the characters are based on real people, so please don't compare them to anyone real. Thanks, mwah~ 3. Thanks for finding this story, Juanjuan loves you! Sending hearts~ Pre-release: “Is Your Favorite Star Even Human?” Click on Juanjuan's author page to add it to your library~ Love you, mwah! Blurb: Jian Ye woke from a long sleep with no memory of her past, and somehow took over the talent agency her mother had left behind. She had barely become the boss when an online feud broke out in the Chinese entertainment industry, and her stars were getting mercilessly criticized. 【So unprofessional! Unbelievable! Acting like a diva! They actually fell asleep at an event. How can anyone need that much sleep? Are they a pig??】 Her star protested, aggrieved: “I'm not a pig, I'm a lion! I need to sleep for sixteen hours!” Jian Ye: ? Wait... what are you? Help, what kind of company is this?! The large boy band worked diligently, never fought among themselves, took turns in the spotlight, and had clearly defined roles. Turns out they were a family of meerkats. The award-winning actor was a social butterfly, beloved throughout the industry and on good terms with everyone. Turns out he was a level-headed capybara. An idol showed off their special talent, flawlessly imitating a chainsaw, a zipper, and a boiling kettle. Turns out they were a lyrebird. A rising star went to the beach to film a variety show and picked up shiny stones everywhere, only to be mocked for having no taste. What did crows ever do to you? A child star became withdrawn and refused to study, not wanting to take the college entrance exam. The whole internet condemned them in dismay. A great demon from Shandong had spent six hundred years in seclusion studying for the imperial exams, only to emerge and discover all that studying was useless. Anyone would break down. An up-and-comer was mocked for gaining weight and not keeping in shape, for staying home and never promoting themselves, and for letting down their fans. The seahorse dad was pregnant! How can you attack an expectant father? The baby is coming any minute! He'll get back to promoting himself after the birth! Whenever fans got into a fight, they would say whatever came to mind: “Is your favorite star even human? Can they do anything a normal person would?” Only after Jian Ye regained her memories and the truth was revealed on a whole new level did the fans finally understand: Oh my god, my favorite star really isn't human! Theme: Please love me! I really can't live without your love!