Can Even a Heartthrob Be Defeated by a Love Triangle? [Quick Transmigration]

Coming soon: "Even the Universally Hated Deserves to Be Wooed Into Becoming His Wife" and "Is It Really My Fault for Falling for a Straight Guy?" Please add them to your reading lists.

Blurb

A pretty, universally adored bottom who thinks he's bad x possessive, morally unhinged top, appearing in various incarnations

Yu Ling has a pretty face and a heart that wants to do bad things.

Yet year after year, he ranks at the bottom of the villain System's performance chart.

Now he's been treated as a discarded System and thrown into a cleansing pool

only to hear a familiar System voice instead of being formatted.

[Ding! You have been bound to the Saintly Father System. Please promote world peace.]

Huh? He can't do that. He can only play the villain.

World 1: "The Self-Willed Pretty Boy Vase from an Entertainment Industry Novel"

Yu Ling is mired in scandals, and all the big names in show business are his rivals. To clear his name, he has no choice but to join a wilderness survival show. On the first day on the island, the contestants lose contact with the production crew, and the pampered young master can't do a thing.

To survive, he's forced to speak sweetly to a group of sworn enemies, his pretty face streaked with tears as he begs them for help.

Yu Ling smugly congratulates himself, convinced he's got his rivals wrapped around his little finger.

But in the end, his rivals discover that whenever he begs any of them, he obediently opens his mouth and sits on their laps, waiting to be fed by mouth.

World 2: "The Night-Blind, Timid Beauty from a Suspense Novel"

A group of rich, idle young masters go on an adventure, only to encounter the dead owner of a Republican-era mansion.

Yu Ling catches the ghostly owner's attention after running his mouth.

The night-blind beauty is scared of ghosts and too timid to sleep alone, so he has to swallow his pride and ask his hated ex-boyfriend to share a room.

His ex-boyfriend pinches Yu Ling's jaw open, keeping him from pulling back his tongue. "You weren't this pathetic when you cheated on me."

The mansion owner's ghost wraps his arms around Yu Ling from behind. "Shh... beg me, and I'll take care of him for you."

World 3: "The Villainous Cannon Fodder Top from a Love Interest Stock-Picking Novel"

Transmigrated as a cannon-fodder top who is universally disliked because he's face-blind, Yu Ling tries to copy the other tops and get the protagonist bottom's attention.

At first, everyone laughs at Yu Ling for not knowing his place.

In the end, everyone is jealous of the protagonist bottom for being so shameless as to seduce Yu Ling.

But Yu Ling seems to have mistaken who the protagonist bottom is.

The person holding his hand is the protagonist bottom, so who was the person who just kissed him?

World 4: "The Good-for-Nothing, Lovelorn Liar from an Infinite-World Novel"

To clear the game, Yu Ling doesn't hesitate to sell out every teammate.

But he accidentally enters a world where everything is reversed.

Yu Ling and his former teammates have switched places. Now he's become...

the prey.

Big Shot 1 pins Yu Ling in place. "Run. Why'd you stop? You ran pretty fast before."

Big Shot 2 pulls open his shirt, revealing an unhealed scar over his heart. "Baby, do you remember? You stabbed me so you could stay alive."

Yu Ling: "I'm not that impressive. Back then, I was actually trying to die with you. I knew you were strong and had incredible willpower, so falling wouldn't kill you. Unlike me, if I die, I'm dead for good. But after that, I couldn't find you anywhere. I didn't want to turn into a mindless monster first, so I hid..."

After his lies are exposed, Yu Ling is punished. A mark is tattooed on his tongue that forces him to tell the truth, so he can never deceive anyone again.

After world after world, the System finally loses patience:

[Host, please remember that we're the Saintly Father System!]

Yu Ling replies absentmindedly, "Oh? Did I not finish the mission? Look, those mad dogs aren't having episodes anymore. They're just getting horny..."

Coming Soon 1

"Even the Universally Hated Deserves to Be Wooed Into Becoming His Wife"

A foul-mouthed, spoiled young master who loves spending money on his darling, the world's least interested-in-bottoms alpha top x a hot-tempered, straight beta bottom who's falsely hated by everyone but secretly adored by all (Li Baiyan x Song Yu)

Song Yu always thought he was terribly unlucky. Not only was he an ordinary beta assigned to share a dorm with a group of obnoxious, spoiled alphas, but they were always picking on him.

Song Yu hated the one called Li Baiyan the most. He was rich and smart, ranked first in their major, and the first thing he did was pinch his nose and ask why Song Yu was spraying pheromones everywhere, saying he smelled disgustingly strong. Then he said Song Yu's mullet looked weird, and that his skinny legs sticking out of his shorts looked even weirder.

Song Yu really wanted to roll his eyes. He's a beta, so what pheromones could he possibly have? Li Baiyan was convinced Song Yu had sprayed half a bottle of perfume on himself.

All his roommates were rich young masters, but somehow he was always the one whose stuff got stolen.

He waited in a long line for lunch, then went to wash his hands halfway through and came back to find his food stolen. After showering, he remembered he'd left his old clothes lying around. When he went back to get them, even his underwear was gone. His notebooks and pens for class went missing by the handful every day.

Song Yu was fed up, but he cared even more about his reputation, so all he could do was pray that the god of fate would show him mercy and make his rich roommates the next ones to get robbed.

Song Yu wasn't smart, and he wasn't popular either. The few girls who showed interest in him all got driven off by his roommates.

Luckily, Song Yu graduated. Before he left, his roommates stopped him, their eyes fierce. "Why are you going to another city?"

Song Yu: "Are you nuts? Obviously I'm getting away from you annoying roommates!"

Unfortunately, Song Yu ran into a scammer. Through a twist of fate, he entered the entertainment industry and was forced to become an untalented nobody. He only had a good-looking face, but he did have one wealthy superfan, a hate-following fan who threw money at him while criticizing him for not working hard enough.

Song Yu still wanted to make big money. First, he wanted to prove himself. Second, he wanted to save up for a wife. He's a beta, but if he works hard, he can still marry an omega.

By chance, Song Yu signed an agreement to become a fan-service partner for another new boy band. All the band members were alphas. They didn't dare to do fan service with omegas and hated doing it with other alphas, so Song Yu, a beta, was the perfect choice.

Song Yu never imagined that the band would be made up entirely of his former roommates, especially Li Baiyan, the center, whom he hated most.

Song Yu chose to do fan service with Roommate C, who had treated him fairly well back then. They changed their matching profile pictures, wore couples' outfits, took promotional couple photos, and appeared on variety shows together...

Li Baiyan sneered, "Your taste in people is just as bad as ever."

Song Yu cared about his reputation, so he didn't stoop to arguing with him.

His hate-following fan started throwing money around: "So gross... When are you breaking up? Why are you doing fan service with that shoehorn-faced guy? I'll just treat him like a car seat and ride away with you."

Roommate C suddenly confessed to Song Yu. Song Yu: "???"

Roommate C continued, "Do me a favor. My family is pressuring me to get married. I'll pay you thirty million to pretend to date me."

Li Baiyan: "You're going to make it real, and you couldn't pick someone better? Bitter-melon pheromones, that's all you've got?"

Meanwhile, Song Yu's hate-following fan was throwing money around like crazy: "When are you breaking up with that stinky alpha? Please teach me how to unpair you from that bitter melon... The chef made bitter melon soup tonight. It's like xxx's ugly face is attacking my eyes. I'm going to puke, puke, puke."

Later, Song Yu changed his matching profile picture with Roommate C.

Li Baiyan messaged him instantly: "Did you break up? Really? If you did, it's my turn to be your boyfriend, right?"

Song Yu: "??? You too? What are you, crazy?"

Song Yu: "Get lost. If I start dating you right after 'breaking up' with him, what does that make me? What about my reputation?"

Li Baiyan: "It's fine. Just say I'm the third party, and I was the one who chased after you [smile]"

Song Yu: "...Then my reputation will be ruined for good."

Li Baiyan: "Too late. I already posted about it."

Song Yu: "Which account did you use?"

The whole internet explodes: Breaking news! The rich hate-following fan of that nobody is actually Li Baiyan?! He's really the one throwing himself at him this time!

Big bro, didn't you look down on obscure celebrities dating, saying they had no ambition and no future? How come you changed your tune when it was your turn to sleep with a fan?

Coming Soon 2

"Is It Really My Fault for Falling for a Straight Guy?"

A pure-hearted homophobic straight-guy top x a naturally flirtatious beauty bottom (Meng Yuge x Yu Hanling)

1.

After graduating from university, Yu Hanling inherited his grandfather's herb garden. He's especially good at growing oregano. He thought it would make him rich, but the garden was too remote, and he could only sell one pot of oregano every two weeks.

To avoid starving, Yu Hanling began learning how to sell herbs online and set up an online consultation service.

[Welcome to ask me anything. Fair prices for all ages. I'll protect your oregano!]

On the first day he opened the link, a bunch of weird accounts with abs as their profile pictures sent him private messages.

You there, bro? Wanna see some oregano?

Bro, do you sell oregano wholesale?

Bro, do you like it on top or underneath?

Wanna hook up, babe? I'm 180 mm (breathy voice)

Then came a pile of chest and abs photos practically shoved in Yu Hanling's face.

Yu Hanling immediately blocked and reported them, then added to his link: [No gay clients!]

A few minutes later, Yu Hanling received another message.

[Thank goodness, Doctor, please accept my request! I'm straight, save me! Save a straight guy!]

2.

Yu Hanling was moved to tears, thinking he'd finally found a normal client.

Top: The ones you just blocked were all my accounts. I only wanted to test whether you were straight. I'm homophobic.

Top: Straight doctor, save me, save me! Save my oregano!

Bottom: Don't panic. Take your time.

Top: It got a little hurt in an accident. It might affect my plans to have children in the future.

Bottom: How did it break? Where? Is the stem underneath still attached?

Top: It's still there, Doctor. The head's just a little swollen.

Bottom: Oh, that's fine. Just shave its head.

Top: !!

Top: Shave... its head? Doctor, you mean shave my oregano?

Bottom: Don't know how? I'll teach you. Pull all the leaves off the lower part, leaving just a section of the main stem. Don't worry about the top, just pinch it all off.

Bottom: Still don't know how? Your location seems pretty close to mine. How about you bring your oregano over, and I'll shave its head for you.

3.

Meng Yuge's true form is a stalk of foxtail grass. For some reason, his foxtail has been slightly injured. He searched everywhere for a miracle doctor, but couldn't find a male specialist who could treat a foxtail grass.

Those so-called doctors either weren't qualified in the right specialty or wanted to sleep with him.

Until one day, he met a kind straight doctor online who specialized in exactly what he needed.

They met, and Meng Yuge and Yu Hanling stared at each other.

The next second, Meng Yuge, blushing with embarrassment, grabbed Yu Hanling's wrist and gently pressed his hand against his lower abdomen.

Bottom: Didn't you say... you wanted me to save your oregano?

Bottom: Where's your oregano? Wait! Why are you taking off your pants?

Top: Doctor, treat my oregano.

[Extra Scene]

Yu Hanling: Straight guy, does your oregano still hurt today?

Yu Hanling: Straight guy, has your oregano recovered today?

Yu Hanling: Straight guy, does your oregano still need treatment today?

Meng Yuge's face turned bright red as Yu Hanling kept repeating himself. Unable to take it anymore, he stopped up Yu Hanling's chattering mouth with a kiss.

He growled, "Yes!"

After Yu Hanling was pinned down and thoroughly worn out, he was left trembling, covered in marks. Scared and flustered, he pushed away the man who kept bending down to kiss him. "Th-that's enough... Your body is fine. You don't need an exam or treatment for now. Besides... weren't you homophobic?"

Meng Yuge: "Then I have Dr. Yu's miraculous skills to thank for curing my homophobia."

1. One-on-one, both partners are inexperienced, happy ending.

2. A super-sweet story with a love-brained top who's very good at convincing himself of things~

3. Oregano is an herb and a spice. It smells wonderful and tastes great in dishes!

Theme: Be a kind and upright person