Can a Pretty Good-for-Nothing Be Everyone's Crush?

Sai Tao was fair-skinned and lovely, but unfortunately, he wasn't very bright. He got bound to the Everyone Hates Me Cannon Fodder System. Right, he had to work hard at playing a vicious, stupid, jealous cannon-fodder character. It would be even better if everyone hated him. Sai Tao was confident. Being bad was what he did best. Sure enough, everyone hated him. Sai Tao looked at the shackles on his ankles, feeling rather pleased with himself. [A Low-Grade Alpha at Military Academy] He was a low-grade alpha raised in the red-light district who used his status as an illegitimate child to sneak into military academy. To climb the ranks, he bullied those below him and fawned on those above, relentlessly tormenting the poor students who had enrolled alongside him. He deliberately wore the wrong combat uniform, made a math-and-science prodigy polish his shoes, and stepped on the medic's report during an inspection… Sai Tao finally won the Crown Prince's favor. He wore the prince's personal insignia, drawing frequent sidelong glances. The genius, the soldier, and the medic all stared daggers at him. They must be jealous of me, Sai Tao thought. But in the end, Sai Tao was inexplicably assigned to a core department of the military. But… he didn't know how to do anything. Sai Tao failed his assessment. According to regulations, he would be sent to the comfort corps and treated as an omega. The soldier, genius, and medic he had trampled underfoot were all in need of comfort… [An Inferior God-Wife in Upper and Lower Egypt] Sai Tao was a slave-born half-breed, but his snow-white skin helped him sneak into a temple and become a low-ranking priest. He was vile by nature and committed every kind of misdeed. He falsely accused a general of disrespecting the gods, framed the chancellor for embezzlement, and poisoned the astronomer with snake venom. But thanks to his snow-white skin, Sai Tao was still chosen to star in the festival procession. In the play, the pharaoh portrayed the king of the gods, while Sai Tao played the wife of the lord of the gods. Offstage, the general, chancellor, and astronomer stared at Sai Tao's snow-white skin as the pharaoh held him in his arms. They must be jealous of me, Sai Tao thought. After the performance, Sai Tao was appointed a priest. But in the end, his evil deeds came to light, throwing all of Upper and Lower Egypt into an uproar. To atone for his sins, Sai Tao was told he had to become a god-wife, producing holy water day and night to sprinkle over the faithful. And everyone in Egypt was a follower of the gods. The general, chancellor, and astronomer he had abused were all the sun god's most devoted believers. [A Fame-Hungry, Beautiful but Useless Sword Cultivator] He had a useless spiritual root, yet he was the young sect leader of the Unfeeling Dao. He chased fame and fortune, a good-for-nothing jealous of the talented. For the sake of his cultivation, he endured humiliation and married four people in succession. But he was so incompetent that even dual cultivation couldn't help him break through. So he steeled himself, hastily poisoned his husbands, and proved his Dao by killing them. To his surprise, it worked time and again. After killing four husbands in a row, he finally became sect leader and won himself a fine reputation. But his late husbands weren't quite dead. They came back one by one to settle the score, and when they discovered he'd had no fewer than four husbands, their faces turned livid. They must hate me to death, Sai Tao thought. To atone for his sins, Sai Tao was forced to become the cultivation vessel of his four late husbands. He endured humiliation day and night, forced by his reputation to suffer in silence. Coming next, please add it to your favorites! "Pretty Sidekick, but Everyone's Favorite" Blurb: Fanxing was bound to the Cannon Fodder Sidekick System. He had to play the role of a greedy, vicious, short-sighted cannon-fodder sidekick. To fill up his progress bar faster, Fanxing diligently became the sidekick of lots of people. There was no rule saying he could only be one person's sidekick. Strangely, these proud heirs who never cared about anything seemed terrifyingly grim when they found out he was serving so many people at once. They even wanted to kiss him, saying all sorts of incomprehensible things. Can you really handle being the wife of so many people? It was really strange. [A Poor Sidekick with a Fetish at an Aristocratic Academy] Fanxing was a poor student at an aristocratic school. Because he loved money, he ran around acting as people's sidekick. Having been so poor as a child, he'd developed a fetish, and it only kicked in around expensive objects. In short, whenever he saw something costly, he couldn't help pressing himself against it. So he set his sights on the school's F4. Fanxing never expected that casually acting as someone's sidekick, bringing them water while they played sports and handing them a handkerchief when they got hurt, would make them stare at his face as if they'd lost their minds. He received countless money transfers. So much for the F4. They seemed pretty ordinary after all, eagerly spending their money on him. His appetite grew, and for the sake of money, he became the sidekick of lots of people. He also secretly took plenty of expensive things, but he was timid and always put them back after using them. Fanxing thought he'd covered his tracks perfectly, but he was caught red-handed in F1's wardrobe. The clothes between his thighs belonged to F3, too. Fanxing was completely dumbfounded. He thought he was surely done for. F1 and F3 were so close, they would definitely kick him out on the spot… The next second, F1's cold voice sounded above him: “You'd go for a nobody like F3?” “Or… do you want both of us?” “Wouldn't you be afraid of getting broken?” [A Face-Blind Pretty Boy Sidekick in an Idol Boy Band] Fanxing was the pretty face of a top-tier star boy band. Since he had so little talent, he could only latch onto his bandmates to get exposure. He also had a secret: he was face-blind and couldn't tell his bandmates apart. But for the sake of traffic, Fanxing would cling tightly to whichever bandmate's leg was closest, even if he couldn't tell who it belonged to. Being a sidekick really was useful. Even a beautiful, useless person like Fanxing gained a decent amount of popularity. With fans showering him with praise and attention, Fanxing's appetite grew. In a daze, he agreed to his manager's suggestion that he fake a couple pairing. His manager arranged for him to fake a pairing with the bandmate who always looked the most sour. In front of the livestream camera, Fanxing reluctantly played along with the pairing. But when his bandmate fed him a snack, he accidentally called him by another bandmate's name. The comments erupted. The sour-faced bandmate stared daggers at Fanxing. The next second, in front of thousands upon thousands of livestream viewers, Fanxing's mouth was swollen. He couldn't even close it. [A Sidekick with a Cultivation-Vessel Constitution in the Unfeeling Dao] … Core message: Face your psychological issues