The Vicious Cannon Fodder Refuses to be a Heartthrob [Quick Transmigration]

To save up points, Wen Yu resolves to take on the vicious cannon-fodder role that everyone else rejects, but that pays handsomely in points.

System: "What's our goal?"

Wen Yu puts on a stern face and says solemnly, "Complete missions, save up points, and reach the pinnacle of life!"

The System nods in satisfaction, but then sees Wen Yu blink his clear, beautiful eyes. After a moment's hesitation, it can't help reminding him, "Remember, don't let the bad dogs in the mission worlds fool you."

Wen Yu: ?

Can a vicious cannon fodder get bitten by a bad dog?

World One: The Snobbish, Materialistic Roommate

Wen Yu is a vain, money-loving streamer. He looks down on the protagonist shou, his roommate, and even more so on the protagonist gong, whom the shou dragged home from who knows where. The only person he treats nicely is the top donor, who is generous with his money.

The taciturn protagonist shou hands Wen Yu his salary card and gazes at him with dark eyes. "Wen Yu, I'll give you anything you want."

The laid-back protagonist gong offers him a luxurious estate and looks at him with an amused smile. "Do you like it? Come with me, and that yacht you want will be yours tomorrow."

The steady, dependable top donor goes even further, sending over a marriage contract. He says seriously, "Marry me, and I'll transfer all my businesses into your name."

Wen Yu, diligently carrying out his vicious cannon-fodder mission: ?

Wait, that's not right!

Why are you treating the vicious cannon fodder so well? Are you trying to make me fail my mission?

World Two: The Foolish Young Master Who Takes What He Wants

Wen Yu is the useless, spoiled young master of the Wen family. His parents are always comparing him to the decisive protagonist gong, so Wen Yu gets ahead of him and keeps the protagonist shou, the gong's beloved, as his sugar baby.

He takes the shou to the gong every day, deliberately acting intimate with him in front of the gong to make him angry. Then, when the plot causes Wen Yu's family to go bankrupt:

Protagonist gong: "Don't be afraid. I'll help you."

The delicate protagonist shou: "Don't worry. You won't go bankrupt. A little prince should live in luxury for the rest of his life."

Wen Yu, still following the script step by step: ?

Wen Yu: System, is there something wrong with my script?

They're following a different script from mine! Aaaaaah!

World Three: The Young Demon Lord Infiltrating an Immortal Sect

A charming, beautiful, irresistibly lovable shou * a possessive, love-struck gong split into fragments

Reading notes: 1. Anyone who has intimate contact with the shou is one of the gong's fragments.

2. All the gong's fragments are pure.

3. The number of mini-worlds may increase or decrease.

Coming soon: The Workaholic Long Aotian's Laid-Back Sidekick, Who Stole the Squirrel's Winter Stores?

Bai Li accidentally transmigrates into a power-fantasy political novel, becoming the sidekick of its protagonist, Mu Fengze.

Unfortunately, Bai Li hasn't arrived during one of Mu Fengze's glorious, blood-pumping moments, commanding a vast army against a rival kingdom. Nor has he arrived in time to see Mu Fengze dressed in imperial robes, ascending the throne...

Spitting out the foxtail grass he'd been chewing, Bai Li looks at Mu Fengze, who's dressed in the same patchwork rags as him, and sighs. "Long Aotian, when are you going to amount to something? I really want to lie flat."

Putting down the branch in his hand, "Long Aotian" turns to him with a puzzled look. "A Li, you got my name wrong again. I'm Er Niu."

Bai Li: ...

Right. At this point, Long Aotian isn't Long Aotian yet, just a five-year-old country boy. And Mu Fengze isn't called Mu Fengze either. He's Wang Erniu.

Sprawled out on the ground, Bai Li closes his eyes in despair.

He needs a guide to riches and glory. He doesn't want to live a hard life without a computer or phone, doing farm work every day.

But protagonists are protagonists. Their aura arrives quietly, before anyone notices. At thirteen, Mu Fengze is found by members of the imperial family, who discover that he's a lost royal bloodline. Bai Li, as his lucky charm, gets to enter the palace with him.

But being a prince is hard. For Wang Erniu to become Mu Fengze, he has to go through a lot: getting up before dawn to study, practicing his stances and martial arts every day, writing calligraphy, studying military strategy, and learning all the classics and the six arts...

Bai Li grins, crosses his legs, and lounges comfortably in the palace. Being a workaholic is Long Aotian's job. As his little sidekick, of course he'll choose to lie flat!

Bai Li watches Mu Fengze work himself to the bone, first as a prince, then as crown prince, and finally as emperor. He nods with satisfaction and is just about to ask his "boss" to assign him a residence when Mu Fengze, radiating authority, bends down and takes his hand. His gaze is tender as he asks:

"A Li, will you be my empress?"

Bai Li: !

Wasn't he supposed to be the sidekick? How did he become the empress?

[Bonus Scene]

Bai Li: "I don't really want to be empress."

Mu Fengze's smile doesn't change. "All right. Would you rather go back to the village and farm?"

Bai Li: ?

Bai Li angrily scolds him: "Is that any way to treat someone you love?!"

Mu Fengze: "I'm kidding. You can't go back to the village anyway."

A beautiful, goofy, laid-back shou * a workaholic, obsessive Long Aotian gong

Theme: Work hard and reach the pinnacle of life.