Handsome Uncle [Quick Transmigration]

[Please add my next novel, "Coveted by the Inferior Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]", to your reading list! The blurb is at the end!] Poor Uncle is already thirty, and he’s never been in a relationship. They say a virgin who reaches thirty will become a wizard. But Uncle doesn’t become a wizard. Instead, he’s inexplicably dragged into the world of a novel and turned into a lecherous old man whose job in a danmei novel is to bring the male lead and his love interest together. To finish his mission, Uncle has no choice but to blush and diligently play the part of an old pervert. But then things get even more unfortunate: the young, vigorous, gorgeous male leads set their sights on him, an old man! Poor Uncle has nothing but a pretty face. He’s only old in years, and these heaven-blessed darlings toy with him until tears stream down his face, leaving his body covered in marks. He can’t even figure out where things went wrong. [The Uncle in the Equipment Room] Uncle is the twisted, gloomy equipment-room attendant in a school romance. He’s not only a dark-minded fan of the campus heartthrob, but also has a questionable relationship with a poor student trapped in the equipment room. In the end, the poor student, corrupted by darkness, will set him up, condemning him to a miserable life. His heartthrob’s fiancé will drown him, and everyone will despise him. But when Uncle diligently starts carrying out his mission, the poor student who’s supposed to hate him affectionately wraps an arm around his waist, his eyes full of possessiveness. The heartthrob drags him into a shadowy corner and demands to know why he still hasn’t tried to get close to him. Even the heartthrob’s childhood friend, fiancé, bodyguard, and the rest all look at Uncle with inscrutable expressions. [The Mad Scientist in the Research Institute] Uncle is a twisted scientist in a future world who studies monsters. Obsessed with their strange anatomy, he cuts his test subjects to pieces. In the end, the monsters awaken and torment him until he dies. But when Uncle starts his experiments, the ferocious test subjects gently nuzzle his palm, competing to let him study them. When Uncle’s crimes are exposed and he’s sentenced to a brutal punishment, a monster sweeps him away. In a daze, Uncle realizes he can understand what the monster is saying. They call him: Mommy A gorgeous, gentle, clueless, mommy-type heartthrob receiver × all kinds of lovesick pursuers New chapters daily, except when I need to take a day off. Click to read about an innocent mommy getting hot and bothered! A note: The pursuers are all lovesick dogs with eyes and hearts only for their gorgeous mommy-wife. They’re pure in body and mind, and all virgins before meeting their beloved. Rest assured, everyone! Quick Transmigration novel in the works: "Coveted by the Inferior Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]" In heartthrob novels, there’s always a cannon-fodder character who’s greedy, jealous, a habitual liar, and fickle. They repeatedly oppose the heartthrob, only to become a foil that makes the heartthrob’s happy, beautiful life shine all the brighter. Their lives end in pain and despair. Shi Yan is a minor actor born in the crime-ridden Lower City. He’s selfish and embroiled in scandal. Though he has a face so beautiful it seems heaven-made, he never gets good roles, and his haters are everywhere. He’s a perfect fit for the low-grade cannon fodder who exists to highlight the heartthrob’s goodness. Just after he dies, the Cannon Fodder Acting System hastily binds itself to him. What the System doesn’t expect is that both Shi Yan’s beauty and his viciousness exceed all its expectations. Combine his extraordinary beauty with his awful personality, and the result is irresistibly tempting, drawing countless people who covet him. [The Gloomy, Wheelchair-Bound Poor Student in the Old Apartment Building] Both Shi Yan and the heartthrob are poor students living in an old apartment building, but unlike the heartthrob, who is sunny and gentle, Shi Yan is gloomy and sharp-tongued. After breaking his leg, he’s even more prickly with everyone. He treats every classmate who comes to visit him with contempt, taking their care for granted. In the end, he dies after being tormented by the heartthrob’s father’s debt collectors. But despite his cold resistance, the top student bends over and pins him in his wheelchair, wantonly pecking his lips. The school bully gets slapped by him and actually grins as he offers his other cheek, asking for another one. Shi Yan has nothing but a venomous tongue. He’s completely helpless against these heaven-blessed darlings, and in his wheelchair he can’t get far. All he can do is curse their audacity as they pin him down and kiss him until his whole body trembles. [The Blind High Priest of the Desert Kingdom] As the high priest of the desert kingdom, Shi Yan is blind, but can wield divine power. He appears pure and above worldly concerns, but deep down he’s jealous of anyone more talented than himself. When the prophesied savior, the center of everyone’s attention, arrives, Shi Yan resents him for stealing the spotlight. He repeatedly makes things difficult for the savior and his supporters, and even tries to have him killed. But Shi Yan’s blindness limits his ability to act. When he makes trouble for the savior out of jealousy, the king of the kingdom gently strokes his cheek and guides him in the right direction. His touch is gentle, but there’s no room for refusal. “High Priest, the savior isn’t here. Don’t mistake someone else for him.” When he imprisons and tortures one of the savior’s followers in the name of purification, he has no idea that the follower’s sticky gaze has already fixed on his pale thigh, exposed as he moves. Worse still, unless someone speaks or uses divine power, he can’t tell who is approaching him. So he has no way of knowing whether the person kissing and wantonly touching him right now is the king, a wizard, another member of the royal family, or… the savior. [The Third Party with Skin Hunger Syndrome in a Childhood-Friends Romance] As the heartthrob’s childhood friend, Shi Yan suffers from skin hunger syndrome. He’s jealous of the heartthrob’s golden, warm heart, so he uses his condition as an excuse to get close to the heartthrob’s other childhood friend, older brother, classmate, and secret admirer, maliciously inserting himself into the heartthrob’s relationships with everyone else. First, they hold hands and hug. Then they can kiss and cuddle, and eventually touch somewhere more intimate… The people he draws close to gradually go mad. But whenever Shi Yan discovers that someone’s feelings for the heartthrob aren’t as deep as he thought, he loses interest and moves on to his next target. The ones he leaves behind corner him. Shi Yan tries to run, but after becoming familiar with everyone’s scent, his skin hunger grows worse. Just having his wrist gripped is enough to make him collapse into their arms. The heartthrob, supposedly blessed with a heart of gold, appears behind him and holds him tightly. His gentle voice is low and cold. “You’ve seduced so many people around me. Why not seduce me? I’ve been waiting for you.” Shi Yan doesn’t answer. He only trembles harder. The heartthrob sighs softly. “Forget it. I’ll do it myself.” [The Disfigured Student Council President at the Noble Academy] As student council president of a prestigious academy, Shi Yan is notorious for defending the privileged. He keeps his long hair down to hide his disfigured face, and he’s a venom-coated dagger. The students at the academy all fear and respect him, while the heartthrob, a poor student, is kind and gentle, standing with the oppressed students and earning the support of all the commoners. Shi Yan throws his weight around the academy by invoking the name of the imperial prince. The prince is supposed to stop and punish him, but when he sees the flame-like scars on Shi Yan’s face, he can’t help lowering his head to kiss the burning scars. The children of the elite are coldly trodden underfoot by Shi Yan’s polished shoes. Humiliated, they nevertheless find themselves reacting in an unexpected way. They glare at him fiercely, and their resentment at being humiliated turns into an intense desire to possess and watch him. The students at the academy gossip freely behind Shi Yan’s back about the face beneath his scars, as though the mere existence of those scars gives them all a chance to get close to him. Until one day, the scar disappears… [The Gluttonous Cat Who Eats from Everyone’s Bowl] [The Mute Little Servant Living in the Basement of a Wealthy Family Romance] [The Self-Serving Agent on a Dating Show] [The Evil, Beautiful Corpse Haunting a Town in a Cultivation Novel] [The Single Dad Streamer with a Cross-Dressing Fetish] … Watching the male leads, who were supposed to pursue the heartthrob, go crazy over cannon fodder Shi Yan, the System weeps tears of regret. But before it can even complain, Shi Yan curses it out first. “It’s all because you picked these lousy worlds and terrible characters! Those people are like wild dogs, clinging to me and refusing to let go!” The System looks at the one, two, three, four… male leads chasing after Shi Yan, and decides to keep its mouth shut. A bad-tempered, outwardly combative, gorgeous heartthrob receiver × a variety of lovesick, split-fragment pursuers Note: 1. The number of pursuer fragments varies by world. The pursuers have no connection whatsoever to the original heartthrob. They’re devoted to their beloved alone. A pursuer’s chastity is the price of entry in the competition for his beloved. Anyone who’s lost it doesn’t deserve to be his dog. 2. This is a receiver-focused novel, with somewhat twisted tastes and plenty of crowd-pleasing scenarios, such as (fake) coercive possession. If you can’t handle that, stop reading right away and keep your day pleasant. Message: See beyond appearances to the truth.