Is It My Fault for Falling for a Straight Guy?

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Pure-hearted, homophobic, straight male lead x naturally seductive beauty male lead (Meng Yuge x Yu Hanling)

1.

After graduating from college, Yu Hanling inherited his grandfather's herb garden. He was especially good at growing oregano. He thought it would make him rich, but the garden was too remote, and he could only sell one pot of oregano every half a month.

To avoid starving, Yu Hanling started learning how to sell herbs online and opened a link for online consultations.

[Questions welcome! Fair prices for everyone! I'll protect your oregano!]

On the first day, a bunch of strange accounts with six-pack abs as their profile pictures messaged him.

-- You there, bro? Want to check out some oregano?

-- Bro, do you sell oregano wholesale?

-- Bro, do you like it on top or on the bottom?

-- You free, baby? I'm 180 mm. (sexy voice)

Then came a pile of chest and abs photos practically shoved in Yu Hanling's face.

He blocked and reported them without a second thought, then added to the consultation link: [No gay guys!]

A few minutes later, Yu Hanling received a new message.

[Thank goodness, doctor! Please accept my request! I'm straight. Save me, save a straight guy!]

2.

Yu Hanling was moved to tears, thinking he'd finally found a normal customer.

Male lead: All those accounts you just blocked were mine. I was just testing to see if you were straight. I'm homophobic.

Male lead: Straight doctor, save me, save me! Save my oregano!

Male lead: Take your time. Tell me what's wrong.

Male lead: It got hurt in an accident. It might affect my plans to reproduce in the future.

Male lead: How did it break, and where? Is the stem underneath still connected?

Male lead: It's still there, Doctor. The head's just a little swollen.

Male lead: Oh, that's fine. Just shave its head.

Male lead: !!

Male lead: Shave... its head? Doctor, you mean shave my oregano?

Male lead: Don't know how? I'll teach you. First, strip everything from the bottom, leaving only a section of the main stem. Don't feel bad about the top. Pinch it all off.

Male lead: Still can't do it? Your location looks pretty close to mine. How about you bring your oregano over and I'll shave its head for you?

3.

Meng Yuge's true form is a foxtail grass plant. For some reason, his foxtail had suffered a minor injury. He searched everywhere for a miracle doctor, but couldn't find a male specialist who could treat a foxtail grass plant.

The so-called doctors were either in the wrong specialty or gay men who wanted to sleep with him.

Then one day, he met a kind, straight doctor online whose specialty was exactly right.

They met, and Meng Yuge and Yu Hanling stared at each other in astonishment.

The next second, Meng Yuge swallowed his embarrassment, grabbed Yu Hanling's wrist, and gently pressed it against his lower body.

Male lead: Didn't you say... you would save my oregano?

Male lead: Where's your oregano? Wait! Why are you taking off your pants?

Male lead: Doctor, treat my oregano.

[Bonus Scene]

Yu Hanling: Straight buddy, does your oregano still hurt today?

Yu Hanling: Straight buddy, has your oregano recovered today?

Yu Hanling: Straight buddy, does your oregano still need treatment today?

Meng Yuge's face turned bright red from hearing it over and over, and he couldn't help but cover Yu Hanling's babbling mouth with a kiss.

He growled, "Yes!"

After Yu Hanling was held down and thoroughly worked over, he was left trembling, covered in marks. Afraid and flustered, he pushed away the man bending down to kiss him. "Th-that's enough... Your body is in great shape. You don't need an examination or treatment for now. Besides... aren't you homophobic?"

Meng Yuge: "Then I have to thank Doctor Yu for your miraculous cure. You've cured my homophobia."

1. 1v1, both sexually inexperienced, happy ending

2. A very sweet romance, with a male lead who's a hopeless romantic and great at convincing himself that he's in love~

3. Oregano is a fragrant herb and spice. It's delicious when added to food!

Theme: Live bravely and don't fear hardship