Binding the Emperor System to Arrange a Marriage for My Ship

ovo, I'm working on a backlog. I'll post once there's a little more!

Sweet-faced, dark-hearted, obsessive green tea top x sunny, oblivious straight-guy bottom (Xie Guanhe x Shen Jiayou)

Shen Jiayou transmigrates into a book, a melodramatic novel that brings together every possible fetish.

It's a chaotic mix of couples, including an overbearing CEO whose mouth is tougher than a bird's and his delicate wife, who runs away three times a week.

There's also a younger, obsessive, controlling puppy-boy and his fiery, pale-moonlight lover, who cuts himself with a knife whenever they disagree.

And there's an oblivious heartthrob who flirts without realizing it, caught in a love rivalry among four heavenly talents.

System: Congratulations, you've been bound to the Emperor System. Your mission is to bring together the couples who aren't together yet.

Shen Jiayou: !

Shen Jiayou: I'm straight!

Shen Jiayou: Hello, did you hear me? I said I'm straight!

System: Sure thing, Host. Straight guys help straight guys. You can either decree that the couples marry, or I can execute you and find another Host.

Shen Jiayou: All right, Big Sis System. No problem, System.

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The CEO is all bark and a soft heart, and can't communicate properly. First, use a 'repeat' buff to make him tell his delicate wife "I love you" ten thousand times.

The puppy-boy is into forceful love. Tie him up first and teach him introductory Marxism.

The fiery little pepper loves self-harm. As punishment, make him take a knife once and kiss the puppy-boy.

Every member of the heartthrob's harem loves going completely bonkers. First, randomly select a lucky one to spend a day in a healthy relationship with his darling, then sentence the rest to a week without their wife so they can calm down.

Shen Jiayou gradually falls in love with the joy of being the 'emperor.'

Who knew shipping couples could be so much fun.jpg

You two, go get married. I want to see it.

Anyone who opposes my ship shall be executed at once!

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Just as Shen Jiayou is getting hooked on matchmaking, the Nth guy who quietly follows him around, sharing gossip and shipping couples with him, suddenly pins him against the floor-to-ceiling window.

Shen Jiayou: What are you doing, bro? Keep shipping couples with me. If we don't watch them now, we'll need binoculars to see them kiss in a minute.

Xie Guanhe's gaze darkens. He pulls a red string from somewhere.

Shen Jiayou: Bro, why are you tying me up?

Xie Guanhe: I'm not tying you up. I'm tying our red strings of fate together. You've been playing matchmaker for so long, it's time you found yourself a partner.

Shen Jiayou: Wait, bro... Bro, I'm straight...

Xie Guanhe chuckles, winding the red string tighter and tighter around Shen Jiayou's wrist before reverently kissing his pale wrist bone, his gaze full of obsession. "It's fine. I'm mostly straight. We're perfect for each other."

Shen Jiayou: I'm the emperor. You dare kiss me and tie me up? Do you want me to wipe out your entire clan?!

Xie Guanhe: But we had sex last night. It seems your clan includes you too.

Shen Jiayou: No, bro, you've got it wrong. I'm really straight...!

Bro for life, bro supreme. A brother in love will charge into battle like no other.

Blurb posted on 2024/12/2

Message: Seek a utopia of love and freedom