The Selfish Jerk Is Hounded by the Ice-Cold Beauty [Quick Transmigration]

[Because the original version went way overboard, I’ve replaced the extras with new versions~ If they caused you any trouble, let me know in the comments and I can issue a refund~] [Very extreme tastes!! Soft and delicate shou vs. obsessive gong. Even the author feels embarrassed looking back because it went so overboard. I don’t recommend getting into this, and if you do, make sure to wear your spoiler-proof helmet.] Jiang Song bound himself to a Everyone Hates Me System in order to be reborn. His goal was to earn the resentment of various characters. The little green snail spirit from the mountains, who had never taken on such a difficult mission, worked diligently. 1. "The Gloomy, Pathologically Insecure Man" √ As the gloomy real young master who had been taken back into his family, Jiang Song had a secret crush on the elegant and radiant fake young master, Xu Huaijin, and regarded him as a god. Not only did he secretly collect the scraps of paper Xu Huaijin had used, he was even bold enough to send him all kinds of anonymous texts, passionately confessing his love. He looked forward to the truth coming out, and looked forward even more to being utterly despised. But just minutes before this pivotal scene was supposed to happen, he accidentally wandered into the bedroom of that proud son of heaven. To his horror, he discovered that every inch of the walls was covered with photos of himself and the love confessions he had sent Xu Huaijin... 2. "The Arrogant, Overbearing Little Tyrant" √ This time, Jiang Song had to play a pampered young marquis, bullying and oppressing the future emperor with abandon. He even cruelly put a collar engraved with his own name around the emperor's neck. Jiang Song felt that he was truly awful, and that this ruthless emperor would surely tear him limb from limb one day. So, on the night before the other man ascended the throne, Jiang Song ran off with the money. But halfway through his escape, the new emperor cornered him at an inn. "How could the young marquis abandon your servant...?" The anxious, unsettled man drew closer, his long eyes bloodshot and moist. With a slight tremble of his fingertips, he tugged down his collar to reveal the collar around his neck, then presented himself to the one he loved with an air of possessive domination. 3. "The Fussy, Useless Junior Disciple" √ As the sect master's beloved son, Jiang Song did whatever he pleased, treating the male lead like a toy and humiliating him mercilessly. He drove that cool, gentle chosen one of heaven into becoming obsessive and unhinged, until the man hated him to the bone but couldn't bear to let him go. Just as the male lead was on the verge of madness, the culprit turned around and cast him aside like trash, setting his sights instead on his lofty, exalted master. How could that be allowed... How could he ruin him, then turn and walk away as though nothing had happened... Jiang Song was supposed to rot right alongside him!! 4. "The Promiscuous, Inferior Omega" √ 5. "The Vile Believer Who Lured a God to His Fall" √ [Read Beforehand: Content Warnings] 1. My writing skills are lacking, so I spend quite a bit of time describing the gong's facial expressions to convey his emotions. I also describe his appearance to make him more swoon-worthy. If that's not your thing, don't read; 2. The author is getting on in years and only just learned that, in some readers' eyes, the first point means I'm obsessively focused on the gong and feminizing him. I got absolutely torn apart for it... So please read at your own discretion, my dears; 3. Please don't make up warnings or spread rumors out of thin air, or pin whatever nonsense on me. I'm just writing a mushy, shamelessly trashy romance. If you don't like it, just leave; 4. None of the novels in my collection are suitable for readers with extreme character preferences. If this really disgusts you, feel free to block the author. If you've bought the book, contact me in the comments for a full refund; 5. Chapter One has very detailed content warnings~ Don't miss them, everyone~ [Coming Soon: "After Becoming the Master of a Benevolent, Overpowered Protagonist"~ Blurb below] He Xi missed a step and fell into a river. When he climbed back out, he discovered he'd transmigrated into a cultivation novel he'd cursed out the night before. The protagonist was a benevolent, overpowered hero, kind to an abnormal degree in a dark, eat-or-be-eaten power fantasy. Betrayed by his brothers? Forgiven! Slandered and framed by his sect? Forgiven! Driven to the brink of death by an ungrateful white-eyed wolf? Forgiven again! It nearly made He Xi die of anger. But now, looking at his own helpless self, unable to hurt a fly... A benevolent hero is great! A benevolent hero is wonderful! By playing the victim, He Xi became the least noticeable deadweight in the protagonist's party. He struggled to survive in the cracks of this dog-eat-dog world, and life was hard. Fortunately, three years later, the System cheat that every transmigrator into a book was supposed to get finally found him. He Xi's eyes filled with tears of joy. But the very next second, a voice rang in his mind: [Alluring scent constitution, activated! **Divine tool, activated! Super satisfying **, activated!] He Xi: ??? System: Sweetie, you've transmigrated into an adults-only fanfic. Complete missions to obtain the same golden finger as the overpowered hero. [Mission 1: Slap Yan Xiangnan.] [Mission 2: Make Yan Xiangnan your dog.] Yan Xiangnan was that benevolent, overpowered hero. Seeing He Xi's strange expression, he immediately came over, concern written all over his face, and asked what was wrong. He Xi forced a stiff smile, not daring to say a word. In the end, after the System threatened and tempted him, he still took the initiative with a man. He completed countless humiliating missions, successfully driving Yan Xiangnan to his knees before him, trembling all over and panting heavily against his stomach. As the System instructed, He Xi was just about to step on him when another mechanical voice suddenly appeared in his mind: [Mind-reading skill granted.] He Xi froze for a moment. Then a terrifying, lovesick murmur sounded in his ear: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I want to ** you, I love you, I love you, I love you..." He Xi was still dazed when he heard the lovesick murmur overlap with the System's earlier voice. [Mission 18: Accept Yan Xiangnan's confession.] Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations, and always remain positive, bright, and hopeful.