What Do I Do After Catfishing My Homophobic Roommate While Cross-Dressing?

Preorders: [The Face-Blind Beauty Coveted by a Gloomy Ghost] and [Bro, Bro, Want to Buy Some Oregano?] Please add them to your favorites! Blurbs below.

This novel's blurb

A cool, secretly scheming, dark-hearted tennis athlete seme x a mischievous, flirtatious, gorgeous art student uke who loves wearing women's clothes (Feng Ren x Lu Yan)

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Urgent! Please help.

Title: What do I do if I matched with my homophobic roommate on a dating app?

The OP is healthy in body and mind, from an intact family, and has no intention of scamming people for money through online dating. Wearing women's clothes is just a personal hobby.

I always knew my roommate was homophobic, so I was really careful to hide it!

But who knew that when I randomly matched with someone on Bubbles, I'd match with my homophobic roommate? I was just messing around, but now he wants to meet in person quq

Reply: Just messing around? Wearing women's clothes to date online? Homophobic roommate? You've got the whole set. Our advice: get your ass ready and wait for it.

Lu Yan: I hate this cold, heartless world!

2.

Lu Yan has a cool roommate: 188 cm tall, shoulders broad as the Pacific, a firm waist, a sexy voice, and a spot on the university tennis team. He's in great shape.

He's basically the dream guy of the whole community, written all over his face!

But, damn it, Feng Ren is famously homophobic!

Lu Yan: Is there anything that can warm my heart at minus 37 degrees? If so, I think it has to be Feng Ren's soft, bouncy pecs.

I can look but can't touch, so Lu Yan and Feng Ren have the same bland daily routine: "Morning, roommate. Going to class?" "Good night, roommate. I'm turning off the light."

Lu Yan: Damn, I hope society advances 3,000 years so he can just order an AI boyfriend modeled on his roommate!

3.

Feng Ren has a pretty, delicate roommate. He doesn't know if all art students are like him, with pale skin, long, straight legs, and a lovely scent...

On the first day of school, his handsome roommate told him firmly: "Bro, I'm just like you."

Feng Ren (secretly hopeful): Is he gay too?

Lu Yan (with a determined look): I'm straight too! I hate gay people more than anything! Let's be best friends and roommates forever!

So as not to scare his straight roommate, Feng Ren has to pretend he's straight too. Every morning he gets up early and takes two or three cold showers, then says good morning when his roommate wakes up.

Lu Yan and Feng Ren: If only he were gay.

4.

After Lu Yan happily gets exposed for online dating, Feng Ren buys him a whole room full of dresses. "Why didn't you tell me sooner that you love wearing dresses and like men? Is one wardrobe enough? If not, I'll clear out a whole villa just to store your dresses."

Lu Yan clutches his sore, aching lower back and leans on Feng Ren's shoulder, his legs trembling. "That's, that's enough, bro... Actually, I think men's clothes look pretty good too."

"And what about the way you lied to me online? Should I add another round tonight?"

Lu Yan: quq Just one more, at most.

He wants to say, stop already!

Even the youngest, prettiest flower will get crushed into the dirt!

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[What Bad Intentions Could a Little Incubus Have?]

Li Deng is the last incubus in the world. By the time he becomes conscious, humans have already taken over.

To hide his identity, he disguises himself as a human and passes himself off as cute for years.

But now he can't hide anymore. The food left behind by his elders has run out. If he doesn't find something fresh to eat, the last incubus will starve to death!

Li Deng sets his sights on a "fierce and terrifying" man whom humans call the Demon King.

As the Demon King, he has a duty to provide food for the little incubus.

The Demon King is young and full of vigor. Li Deng will drain him!

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Xu Xianyao was born with everything. His life has been smooth sailing, and he's the rich young master millions envy.

But he has a secret: he suffers from severe skin hunger.

As the heir to the Xu family, he was taught from childhood to be restrained and proper, suppress his desires, and never show any flaws.

Xu Xianyao thought he would keep his urges under control for the rest of his life.

Until one day, he met a beautiful young man.

Snow-white skin, black hair and red eyes, a pair of cute black horns atop his head, and a lovely, slender black tail below his waist.

The tip of the tail is heart-shaped.

The first time he sees Xu Xianyao, the young man pounces on him and threatens him with a fierce act: "Behave and let me drain your essence. Stick close to me for ten minutes and I'll let you go. If you don't listen... Heh heh heh, this incubus will eat you!"

The moment he's held, Xu Xianyao feels like a river that has run dry for decades, suddenly filling with water again.

The desires he has suppressed for years surge to the surface.

Xu Xianyao can't help pinching the tip of the little incubus's tail and asks hoarsely, "Only ten minutes? I thought incubi needed a whole night at the very least."

Li Deng: Huh?

Something doesn't seem right.

He just wants to cuddle up to a man, rub against him, and take a couple of sips of his essence. A few swallows of blood would be even better.

But why is the man taking him to bed?

Xu Xianyao smiles. "I thought traditional incubi needed to replenish their essence day and night."

[Little skit]

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Li Deng searches online for how people in the modern world see incubi:

▌Slu▋tty▊▉gluttonous█████

Li Deng gets angry: Lies! I'm not an ordinary incubus like that. I only need a little human saliva to fill my stomach. I don't need to drain a man dry every day like they say!

Xu Xianyao has just finished working out. He rolls up his sleeve, revealing the firm, defined lines of his forearm.

Li Deng: You're different. Come here and cuddle me.

2.

Li Deng: Hmph. I'm really mad today, so I'm going on a hunger strike! I won't be tempted by any handsome man!

Xu Xianyao takes Li Deng to a sea of flowers that smell like fish.

Li Deng: ??

Xu Xianyao: Then let's eat vegetarian today.

//Composed, wealthy, possessive older daddy seme x an innocent, naive beauty of an incubus uke

//Gentle, swoony seme with skin hunger, and a cute little darling spoiled by his indulgence

//1v1, both virgins, a swoony seme and a beauty uke. They both get their hair trimmed short, and the couple stays together, no switching

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[Bro, Bro, Want to Buy Some Oregano?]

A pure-hearted, homophobic straight-man seme x a naturally flirtatious beauty uke (Meng Yuge x Yu Hanling)

1.

After graduating from university, Yu Hanling inherits his grandfather's herb garden. He's especially good at growing oregano. He thinks this will make him rich, but the garden is too remote, and he can sell only one pot of oregano every half month.

To avoid going hungry, Yu Hanling starts learning to sell herbs online and opens an online consultation link.

[Questions welcome. Fair prices for everyone. I'll protect your oregano!]

On the first day he opens the link, a bunch of strange IDs with photos of abs message him privately.

Hey bro, you there? Want to see some oregano?

Bro, are you selling oregano in bulk?

Bro, do you like it on top or underneath?

Hey, baby, wanna hook up? I'm 180 mm (in a breathy voice).

Then come a bunch of photos of pecs and abs practically shoved in Yu Hanling's face.

Yu Hanling blocks and reports them, then adds to the link: [No gay guys!]

A few minutes later, Yu Hanling receives another message.

[Thank goodness, doc. Please accept my request! I'm straight. Help a straight guy out.]

2.

Yu Hanling is in tears, thinking he's finally found a normal customer.

Seme: Those accounts you just blocked were all mine. I just wanted to test whether you're straight. I'm homophobic.

Seme: Straight doctor, help me, help me! Save my oregano!

Uke: Don't panic. Take your time.

Seme: It got hurt in an accident. It might affect my future plans to have children.

Uke: Where did it break? Which part? Is the stem still attached underneath?

Seme: It's still there, doc, but the tip is a little swollen.

Uke: Oh, then it's fine. Just give it a trim.

Seme: !!

Seme: Trim... it? Doctor, do you mean trim the top off my oregano?

Uke: Don't know how? Then I'll teach you. Strip off everything at the bottom and leave a section of the main stem. Don't feel bad about the top, just pinch it all off.

Uke: Still don't know how? You seem to live pretty close to me. How about you bring your oregano over and I'll trim it for you?

3.

When they meet, Meng Yuge and Yu Hanling stare wide-eyed at each other.

The next second, Meng Yuge swallows his embarrassment, grabs Yu Hanling's wrist, and gently presses it against his lower body.

Uke: Didn't you say... you wanted me to save your oregano?

Uke: Where's your oregano? Wait! Why are you taking off your pants?

Seme: Doctor, treat my oregano.

[Little skit]

Yu Hanling: Straight buddy, does your oregano still hurt today?

Yu Hanling: Straight buddy, has your oregano recovered today?

Yu Hanling: Straight buddy, does your oregano still need treatment today?

Meng Yuge turns bright red at the teasing and can't help covering Yu Hanling's chattering mouth with a kiss.

He growls, "It does!"

Only after Yu Hanling has been pinned down and thoroughly worked over does he finally manage to push away the man bending over to kiss him. Covered in marks, he trembles all over and says, frightened and flustered, "Th-that's enough... Your body's fine. You don't need an exam or treatment for now. Besides... weren't you homophobic?!"

Meng Yuge: "Then I have to thank Doctor Yu for your miraculous treatment. You cured my homophobia."

① 1v1, both virgins, happy ending

② A super sweet story ww, with a seme who's a hopeless romantic and very good at convincing himself he's in love~

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