The Face-Blind Beauty Coveted by a Twisted Ghost

[Coming Soon: “Even the Most Hated One Deserves to Be the Wife of His Hater” and “Is It Really My Fault for Falling for a Straight Man?” Please add them to your reading list. Blurbs below.]

Possessive, gloomy, green-tea seme x sunny, naturally oblivious, universally adored cutie uke (Wen Xing x Ji Shixin)

1.

Ji Shixin, the violin god of A University, has a secret.

He is not only face-blind, but also suffers from intermittent amnesia.

Fortunately, Ji Shixin met someone with a very distinctive voice. Even with his face blindness, he could recognize the other person by their voice.

As long as they were together, his condition would improve.

The other person was kind. During Ji Shixin's treatment, he doted on him as if he were the apple of his eye, caring for him in every possible way. By the time Ji Shixin realized what was happening, the other person had completely taken over his life.

Still, Ji Shixin sometimes wondered why his underwear kept disappearing, and why his friends kept suffering bad luck and leaving for a while.

He even found a whole wall covered with pictures of himself in the kind man's apartment.

The kind man affectionately rubbed his chin against the hollow of Ji Shixin's neck. “Aren't you happy staying with me, gege? Why do you still need to look for other people?”

They went from friends to lovers.

Their many admirers lamented: “Our god belongs high above us. Which shameless bastard tricked him?”

Then one day, Ji Shixin's husband had an accident.

His admirers rejoiced: “This is great! Now we have a chance!”

But only Ji Shixin knew that his husband wasn't dead.

His husband had come back from the dead.

The marks his husband had left on him the previous night were still there.

Vivid and lush.

Whether they were kissing or making love, it was no different from what he remembered.

2.

For the nth time, someone tried to steal the beautiful, universally adored Ji Shixin.

Wen Xing wrapped an arm around Ji Shixin and kept those guys at bay one by one. “Who do you think you are? I'm still his husband. Could you please stop bothering him?”

The chosen ones of heaven were furious. “What makes you think a brat like you deserves to have him all to yourself?”

Wen Xing touched his own dewy cheek. “Well, I am a little younger than you.”

He turned and rubbed his cheek against Ji Shixin's palm. Possessiveness surged in his eyes. “Gege, tell him I'm your husband, okay?”

Ji Shixin let him kiss him. “Mm. This is my husband.”

Wen Xing smiled smugly. “What's wrong, gege? Why are they all glaring at me?”

(Puppy wearing a mask) Gege, your suitors are so fierce and scary. They all seem to hate me.

(Puppy takes off the mask) Mm, I'm the only one by gege's side. What's the problem?

3.

Wen Xing has a twin brother, but apart from their voices, they are different in every way.

His twin brother is gentle and gentlemanly, the sort of child elders always praise as “someone else's kid.”

His twin brother also fell for the same person he did.

Worse still, when Ji Shixin lost his memory, he accidentally confused Wen Xing with his twin.

But it was all right. Wen Xing moved first and claimed his place at Ji Shixin's side.

Reader's guide:

1. The uke is universally adored. That means he is loved by many people as a friend, lover, and family member, hehe.

2. Other people will have feelings for the uke, but the seme and uke are genuinely in love and are completely devoted to each other.

3. The person the uke likes and ends up with is the seme, from beginning to end.

4. One-on-one romance, both characters are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.

-- Coming Soon 1 --

“Even the Most Hated One Deserves to Be the Wife of His Hater”

Sharp-tongued, privileged alpha seme who loves spending money on his wife and ranks dead last in the world at hating on him x short-tempered, straight beta uke who seems universally hated but is actually universally adored (Li Boyan x Song Yu)

Song Yu always thought he was terribly unlucky. He was just an ordinary beta, but not only was he assigned to a dorm with a bunch of obnoxious, privileged alphas, they bullied him all the time.

Song Yu hated the one named Li Boyan the most. He was rich and smart, ranked first in his major, and the first thing he did was pinch his nose and ask what Song Yu was doing leaving his pheromones around, saying they were disgustingly strong. Then he said Song Yu's wolf cut looked weird, and that his thin, chopstick-like legs looked even weirder in shorts.

Song Yu wanted to roll his eyes. He was a beta, so what the hell pheromones was Li Boyan talking about? Li Boyan was convinced Song Yu had sprayed half a bottle of perfume on himself.

His roommates were all rich young masters, yet Song Yu was always the one whose things got stolen.

The lunch he'd waited in a long line for at the cafeteria was stolen while he went to wash his hands halfway through eating. After showering, he realized he'd forgotten to put away his old clothes. When he went back for them, his underwear was gone too. His notebooks and pens for class disappeared a few at a time, every day.

Song Yu was annoyed, but he cared even more about his reputation. All he could do was pray the god of fate would show him some mercy and let the next thief target his rich roommates instead.

Song Yu wasn't smart, and he wasn't popular. The few girls who showed interest in him were all driven away by his roommates.

Fortunately, Song Yu graduated. As he was leaving, his roommates stopped him, their expressions fierce. “Why are you going to another city?”

Song Yu: “Are you crazy? Obviously, I'm getting away from you annoying roommates as fast as I can!”

Unfortunately, Song Yu got scammed. Through a ridiculous twist of fate, he ended up in the entertainment industry, forced to become an untalented nobody. His face was the only thing he had going for him, but he did have a rich superfan. The fan was a hater who showered him with money while criticizing him for not working hard enough.

Song Yu still wanted to make big money. First, to prove himself, and second, to save up for a wife. He was a beta, but if he tried hard enough, he could still marry an omega.

By chance, Song Yu signed a contract to become a fanservice partner for another new boy group. All the members were alphas. They didn't dare do fanservice with omegas and hated doing it with other alphas, so Song Yu, a beta, was the perfect choice.

Song Yu never expected the group to be made up of his former roommates, especially not Li Boyan, the one he hated most, who was the center.

Song Yu chose to do fanservice with Roommate C, who had treated him decently back then. They changed their matching profile pictures, wore couple outfits, took promotional couple photos, and appeared on variety shows together...

Li Boyan said sarcastically, “You still have terrible taste in people.”

Song Yu cared about his reputation, so he didn't stoop to arguing with him.

His hater fan started throwing money around: “So gross. When are they breaking up? Why is he doing fanservice with that shoehorn-faced guy? I'll just treat him like a car seat and ride him away.”

Roommate C suddenly confessed to Song Yu. Song Yu: “???”

Roommate C then said, “Help me out. My family keeps pushing me to get married. I'll pay you thirty million to pretend to be my partner.”

Li Boyan: “If you're going to fake a relationship, at least pick someone decent! Pheromones that smell like bitter melon? That's what you're going for?”

At the same time, Song Yu's hater fan was throwing money around like crazy: “When are you breaking up with that stinky alpha? Please give me a guide to getting rid of that bitter melon. The chef made bitter melon soup tonight, and it was like that ugly face of xxx was assaulting my eyes. I'm gonna puke, puke, puke.”

Later, Song Yu changed his matching profile picture with Roommate C.

Li Boyan messaged him immediately: “Did you break up? Really? Now that you have, it's my turn to be your boyfriend, right?”

Song Yu: “??? Are you nuts too?”

Song Yu: “Get lost. If I start dating you right after ‘breaking up’ with him, what does that make me? What about my reputation?”

Li Boyan: “It's fine. Just say I'm the third party, and that I chased you even though you weren't interested [smile].”

Song Yu: “...Then my reputation will be completely ruined.”

Li Boyan: “Too late. I already posted about it.”

Song Yu: “Which account did you use?”

The whole internet erupted: “Shocking! The rich hater fan of that nobody is actually Li Boyan?! This time he's the one throwing himself at him!”

“Big brother, weren't you the one who looked down on nobodies dating, saying they had no ambition and no future? Why are you changing your tune now that you're the one sleeping with a fan?”

-- Coming Soon 2 --

“Is It Really My Fault for Falling for a Straight Man?”

Pure-hearted, homophobic straight seme x naturally seductive beauty uke (Meng Yuge x Yu Hanling)

1.

After graduating from college, Yu Hanling inherited his grandfather's herb garden. He was especially good at growing oregano. He thought this would make him rich, but the garden was too remote, and he could only sell one pot of oregano every two weeks.

To avoid going hungry, Yu Hanling started learning how to sell herbs online and opened a link for online consultations.

[Questions welcome. Fair prices, no scams. I'll protect your oregano!]

On the first day, a bunch of weird usernames with abs for profile pictures messaged him.

-- You there, bro? Want to check out some oregano?

-- Bro, do you sell oregano wholesale?

-- Bro, do you like it on top or on the bottom?

-- Wanna hook up, baby? I'm 180 mm (sultry voice).

Then came a bunch of photos of chests and abs shoved right in Yu Hanling's face.

Yu Hanling blocked and reported them all, then added to his link: [No gay clients!]

A few minutes later, Yu Hanling received another message.

[That's great, doctor, please accept my request! I'm straight. Save me, I'm straight!]

2.

Yu Hanling was so moved he nearly cried, thinking he had finally found a normal client.

Seme: All the accounts you just blocked were mine. I was just testing whether you were straight. I'm homophobic.

Seme: Straight doctor, save me, save me, save my oregano.

Uke: Don't panic. Take your time.

Seme: It got hurt in an accident. It might affect my plans to have children in the future.

Uke: How did it break, and where? Is the stem underneath still attached?

Seme: It's still there, doctor. The tip is just a little swollen.

Uke: Oh, that's fine. You just need to shave it.

Seme: !!

Seme: Shave... it? Doctor, do you mean I should shave my oregano?

Uke: Don't know how? I'll teach you. Pull everything off from the bottom, leaving just a bit of the main stem. Don't be sentimental about the top. Pinch it all off.

Uke: Still can't do it? Your location seems pretty close to mine. How about bringing your oregano over, and I'll shave it for you?

3.

Meng Yuge's true form is a stalk of foxtail grass. For some reason, the foxtail part was slightly injured. He searched everywhere for a miracle doctor, but couldn't find a urologist who could treat foxtail grass.

Those “doctors” either had the wrong specialty or were gay men who wanted to sleep with him.

Then one day, he met a kind, straight doctor online who specialized in exactly what he needed.

They met, and Meng Yuge and Yu Hanling stared wide-eyed at each other.

The next second, Meng Yuge swallowed his embarrassment, took Yu Hanling's wrist, and gently pressed it against his lower abdomen.

Uke: Didn't you say... you wanted me to save your oregano?

Uke: Where's your oregano? Wait! Why are you taking your pants off?

Seme: Doctor, treat my oregano.

[Bonus Scene]

Yu Hanling: Straight comrade, does your oregano still hurt today?

Yu Hanling: Straight comrade, has your oregano recovered today?

Yu Hanling: Straight comrade, does your oregano still need treatment today?

Meng Yuge's face turned red as he listened, and he couldn't help covering Yu Hanling's incessantly chattering mouth with a kiss.

He growled, “It does!”

Only after Yu Hanling had been pinned down and thoroughly ravished did he finally manage to push away the man bending over him for another kiss. Covered in marks, trembling all over, he was both frightened and flustered. “E-enough... Your body is fine. You don't need an examination or treatment for now. And... weren't you homophobic?”

Meng Yuge: “Then I have to thank Doctor Yu for bringing me back to health and curing my homophobia.”

1. One-on-one romance, both characters are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.

2. A very sweet romance, with a seme who is a lovesick fool and very good at convincing himself he's in love, hehe.

3. Oregano is an aromatic herb and spice. It smells wonderful and tastes great with food!

Theme: In this world, only you and love must never be let down.