Jujutsu Society's □□ Nanny Requests to Deploy

You are a gamer who switched classes midway through your career. On your server, you're famous for your “slick movement,” being “impossible to kill,” and your “massive healing output.” You're a top-tier healer adored by the best DPS players. One day, after setting a new all-time high score in the current version's arena, your vision goes black, and you suddenly transmigrate to another world. In this life, your name is Yotsukotsu Haruno. You have a beloved older brother named Yuta. But on your third birthday, your peaceful life is shattered. One day, you wake up and suddenly manifest a strange superpower. And what it does is exactly the game you were best at in your previous life. [Class: Star-Pity Saint] [Level: Lv. 1] [Health: 50/???] [Mana: 200/???] [Agility: 20/100] [Physical Defense: 10/100] [Magic Defense: 10/100] [Skill: [Divine Compassion for All] Lv. 1: Sacrifice 10% of the player's current health to restore an ally's health by the amount sacrificed, plus 10%] You: ? You know this one. (Rolls up sleeves) Let's go! [Ding-dong: This month's healing count: little birds x39] [Ding-dong: This month's healing count: rabbits x17] [Ding-dong:] You diligently use injured little animals to farm stats and practice your skills, taking things one steady step at a time. Nothing ever goes wrong. Until you heal your first human ally. You (clutching your chest): “Hurk, ” You: “…” Wait, why does using this game's skill to save someone make you cough up blood? Yuta, one of the five Special Grade sorcerers in the jujutsu world, a distant relative of the strongest sorcerer, and the older brother of a very precious Special Grade healer. Everyone knows that his little sister Haruno is wonderful in every way, except that she constantly damages her own body to heal others with her technique, leaving her so frail she can barely look after herself. But strangely enough, even though she coughs up blood every time she saves someone, Yotsukotsu Haruno stubbornly stays alive. Even when targeted by enemies, she dodges with incredible agility and never lets anyone down by collapsing. After a while, everyone gets used to this. Then one day, a great battle breaks out. Yotsukotsu Haruno, the Special Grade sorcerer who seems so delicate in the eyes of the jujutsu world that she can't even speak loudly, transforms into a sniper turret from 400 meters away and blows up half of Shibuya Station with a single shot. The villain trying to seal her teacher loses half his body to the blast. His plan fails on the spot, and he has no choice but to abandon his partner and flee in a panic. Everyone stares in shock: Can a healer who coughs up blood every day really do that? You: Heh. Didn't see that coming, did you? Before switching classes, you were actually a DPS, the number-one player on the whole server. Sorry, it seems your earlier debuffs gave everyone the wrong idea. You know, you're actually a heavy-hitting healer. [Bonus Scene] Your older brother has a childhood friend he's very close to named Rika. When you were ten, Rika got into a car accident. Right in front of you and your brother, she was hit by a speeding truck, and half her head was gone. You: Don't panic. Remember, this is when you use your ultimate! [Ultimate: [Saint's Prayer] Sacrifice 99% of your health (this state lasts for one year). All stats drop to zero. Instantly resurrect one allied player from the dead (can be used in combat).] You: Hurk, (spits blood) Cough, cough, come back to life!! My future sister-in-law!!! Hurk, (spits blood again) Your brother Yuta: What happened? Rika, why are you, Aaaaaah! What happened now? Don't die, Haruno!!! *Written entirely in second person. Silly, wish-fulfillment, and delightfully clichéd. *Just some self-indulgent wish-fulfillment. No promises it'll live up to anyone's expectations. *Yotsukotsu and Rika stay together. *Pairing 285: an overpowered healer and her perfect DPS. Very little romance, and it only develops once they're adults, so think twice if you're here for the romance. (The two censored characters in the title are shown on the cover.) [The blurb was screenshotted and archived on 2023/9/30.] Theme: Take life seriously and build a happy future through your own efforts.