A Guide to Spoiling My Wife, Gojo

[Chapter comments are open. I've been busy lately, so updates are temporarily every other day. Exclusive to Jinjiang. Thanks for supporting the official release. This story also goes by: #WhatDoIDoAboutMyOverlyDevotedLittleBrother# and #AilmentsThatGoBothWays# Blurb: The Gojo family had waited for centuries for the birth of the Six Eyes. At last, their wish came true, and the whole family celebrated with joy. The elders issued their command: Spoil him! Spoil him rotten! Years later, the clan members reported in anguish: Elder, when it comes to spoiling young master Satoru, we... have lost! Everyone in the jujutsu world knows that the Gojo family's adopted son is cunning and ruthless. Though still young, he has already taken control of the Three Great Families, and even the higher-ups have his people among them. No one can defy his will. Even the Six Eyes is his puppet, making him the jujutsu world's You-Know-Who. But when the people around the so-called “puppet Six Eyes” heard this, they all had the same reaction: Subway, old man, phone.jpg Watching the two cling to each other and say things too racy to pass review, they wanted to gouge their eyes out. Who are you talking about? That lovesick idiot?? A certain Mr. Natsume, who wished to remain anonymous: Thanks for asking. I've had to endure their PDA for over ten years, so trust me, it's true. Don't believe rumors, don't spread them. Hic! “Whether it's taking control of the Three Great Families or reforming the jujutsu world, everything I do is to clear the way for my big brother~” My Wife Toru's cheeks flushed red, his eyes misty, like a lovestruck boy. That is, if you ignored the pool of blood at his feet. CP: Gojo Satoru x My Wife Toru [Reader's Notes] 1. (Important) The two are not related by blood and aren't registered in the same household. Strictly speaking, Toru belongs to the Kamo family. 2. Well... My Wife is that well-known My Wife. I just want to write a crazy older brother x yandere little brother story. The little brother is all about doting on his big brother, unconditionally. Both of them might be a little off-kilter, so please don't force yourself to read if that's not your thing. 3. Lots of original Gojo family headcanons. Toru inherits a mutated version of Blood Manipulation, as I imagine it. He's very overpowered, and although he's strong, he tends to rely on his brains. 4. There's an extremely high concentration of lovestruck idiots, but overall it's a happy family story. Only the old guard and the villain group get hurt, so don't read if that bothers you! Check out my upcoming story: “[Western Crossover] I Took Muzan's Place and Ended Up in the Wrong World” An unhinged Batman x Muzan pairing Blurb: After making a deal with Izanami, a monster from the abyss spent ten thousand years holed up in hell. Then one day, after tricking a clueless Demon Progenitor, it successfully stole his identity and escaped. But Why is it daytime in the human world now?! Muzan, smoking from head to toe under the blazing sun, ran wildly across an endless desert, beside himself with panic. During his desperate flight, the corner of his eye caught a dark shape. Muzan slammed on the brakes. What had he found? A wild cape! A cape! One that blocks the sunlight (emphasis added)! Muzan was overjoyed. He quickly stripped it off and happily draped it over himself. At last able to survive beneath the blazing sun, Muzan let out a sigh of relief. Thanks for nature's (?) gift! What? You say there was a person under the cape too? Oh, that doesn't matter ╮(╯▽╰)╭ An injured, unconscious certain bat: “...” P.S. This story also goes by “The Years I Happily Wed Batman's Cape (?)” [Reader's Notes] 1. A truly unhinged Batman x Muzan pairing. As the blurb suggests, this isn't the original Muzan, and he's much more on the sunny side. 2. It's probably crack fic, in a way. 3. Muzan's abilities will be enhanced a bit. He won't instantly die in sunlight. 4. The protagonist doesn't know the plot of the superhero world. Theme: Everything for world peace