I Can't Lose to My Ex Today Either

5t5 x genderbent Ranpo

They met at the most embarrassingly edgy age, and after countless chaotic breakups and makeups, they finally declared they were breaking up for the N+1st time over a little cake. The strongest sorcerer and the world's greatest detective reached a consensus:

Exes should get out of your life fast. Whoever asks to get back together is a dog!

On the fourth anniversary of their breakup, fate brought the former couple back together from a thousand miles apart.

Watching the famous detective bask in the Armed Detective Agency's doting attention, 5t5 frantically hinted to the students around him: Come on, build up your teacher's beloved-by-everyone image too! We can't lose at something as important as reuniting with an ex!

Megumi and Nobara: *cold stares*

Yuji: Sensei, you dated a high school girl?

After seeing the students look at him like he was scum, 5t5 protested loudly: She's only two years younger than me!

5t5: My ideal type is a mature, sophisticated beauty. I don't want to be a nanny for some arrogant, childish brat.

Ranpo: The great detective's standards for a partner are simple. They just can't be a man who's got nothing going for him except his looks.

Dazai, who was paid to pretend to be her current boyfriend and make a show of it: Miss Ranpo, please don't keep staring at his face while you say that. It makes you sound completely unconvincing, and you'll lose.

Mei Mei, who was paid to pretend to be his current girlfriend and make a show of it: The guy who can only whimper over photos about how cute his wife is should shut up. Go straight to the ward office, and don't come back.

This story won't make you overthink or break your heart. It's a sweet treat about a bickering couple~

In a nutshell: Did you beat your ex today? No? Then just get married already.

Coming next:

Marrying a Good Person, a Russian love story about Fyodor, starting July 9, 2022.

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Theme: Cherish the bonds you share and treat each other honestly