I Mistook Humanity's Strongest for a Kitty and Raised Him

[The author's profile has a coming-soon fic featuring five Gojo cats. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~]

As an ordinary person just passing by, after a mysterious man surnamed Gojo blew up my house for the third time, I finally couldn't help praying to the heavens:

God, I really don't want to move again. Please send anything you like to protect my house!

So one day, when I got home and opened the door, I found a fluffy cat head... no, a guardian deity of the household.

The cat winked at me. "Master, please make me shaved ice, daifuku, and buttery potatoes, nya~"

...This is my house, not a wishing well!

And as I kept raising it, the cat went through a stunning transformation:

Today, it's a beautiful but terrifying tentacle monster. Tomorrow, it's a cool and haughty kid. The day after, it's a mischievous and gorgeous high school boy...

There's not enough room in my house for all these people.JPG

From then on, I was forced to become a cat servant.

Until the Gojo family came looking for me and put me through a whole ordeal, I had no idea that this cat wasn't my guardian spirit, but was connected to the late Mr. Gojo from the demolition office.

So I reluctantly gave up custody of the cat.

I couldn't help it. The Gojo family offered way too much.

Just as I was about to bow out after a job well done, the cat suddenly transformed again.

A tall man with beautiful white hair slowly approached, his shadow towering over me. His voice trailed off as if he were pouting, but there was no smile in his bright blue eyes.

"You cursed me because your house got demolished, and now you're planning to abandon me? I'm so... heartbroken."

As expected, gods don't exist, and they certainly don't listen to my wishes.

The only thing that will haunt my life is...

That day, I (and my house) remembered once again the fear of being controlled by Mr. Gojo.

#An ordinary person just passing by, but somehow cursed the strongest sorcerer#

**Appendix: Analysis of the Origins of Asakura Haruka's Curse on Gojo, issued by the Technical College:

1. Extremely likely: Resentment built up over the destruction of the Asakura family's residence.

2. Quite likely: Research has confirmed that Asakura Haruka is descended from a family of cursed tool users and has extraordinary potential, making her more likely to produce powerful curses.

3. Moderately likely: Given the background in the previous point, Asakura Haruka may have used an unknown cursed tool to help carry out the curse.

4. Maybe it is possible: Since he's Gojo, anything is possible.

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5. Extremely unlikely: Intense love or some other positive emotion.

"I want to curse you, my dearest, for a long, long time... and deeply."

Note:

1. Set after the main story's ending, with personal canon changes and out-of-character elements. Every plot detail exists to raise cats and fall in love.

2. Cat Gojo, young Gojo, high school Gojo, teacher Gojo, secret rare editions... All kinds of Gojo in one place! Stay tuned~

3. HE. This time, let little Gojo be happy once everything has settled www

Here's another coming-soon fic: an HE, five-Gojo-cat, one-on-one romance idea~

Becoming Gojo's Useless Husband

You are a useless husband.

Your wife is beautiful and captivating, with hair whiter than fresh snow and eyes clearer than the blue sky.

Your wife is so alluring and helpless that all kinds of bad people in the outside world are always coveting and bullying him:

Including an arrogant, rotten orange of a boss, a nosy passerby stitched together at the seams, and an evil four-armed neighbor...

But since you were written as a useless husband:

Every time your wife is hurt, you fall asleep, as peacefully as a dead pig.

Unable to protect your wife, all you can do is cling to his long, shapely legs every day and cry like a coward.

"If I'm like this... what kind of husband am I?"

And your understanding wife can only give you a smile that makes your head spin;

Then he opens his robe and asks you tenderly:

"Darling, you worked hard today, didn't you? Would you like to...?"

Sigh. You're so useless.

You've gotten a nosebleed all over your wife's abs again.

Until one day, you hear your arrogant boss ask your wife in a despairing voice that's completely out of character:

"Gojo Satoru, when is she going to wake up? How much longer do we have to play along with her?!"

And your helpless wife replies with an even more outrageously arrogant tone that's completely out of character:

"If you dare get in our way, I'll kill you."

[Note]

1. This is the effect of your cursed technique.

2. Could this cursed technique really be called 'Useless Husband'?

3. Perhaps not.

Theme: Become a family!