Banning the Protagonist of Restriction Fiction from Becoming a Dragon-Aotian

Lanya is a prospective protagonist in an R-rated novel, assigned to a certain flower department. His boss tells him the job is great: work from nine at night to five in the morning, then get two days off after each night shift. Aside from the hardship in bed, he won’t have to suffer at all. He’s thrilled. But before he can even finish training, his department is sanctioned for allegedly operating an illegal pornography business. Lanya: Hello? Lanya: Am I still getting paid for my internship? Half a month passes. No compensation for his internship arrives, but the higher-ups transfer him to the neighboring Home of the Protagonist department. His new position: Overpowered Hero. A senior colleague tells him it’s a great job, a secure position with lifelong employment. Meaning you work from thirty years east of the river to thirty years west of it, and can’t retire until you smash through the heavens. Lanya: …? Fortunately, the company has a little conscience. At least it equips him with a full set of golden fingers and a thoughtful System. System: “Since you’re an Overpowered Hero, let’s start by drawing your innate constitution!” System: “Congratulations, Host! You have the ‘Naturally Alluring Constitution’!” System: “It’s an unrivaled constitution with a probability of only 0.00001%!” Lanya: What kind of Overpowered Hero gets stronger by cultivating through dual cultivation?! Spend banana money, and all you can afford is a monkey. The only Overpowered Heroes equipped with restricted golden fingers come from pirated R18 sites. He’s barely out of the beginner’s village when he finds himself at a dead end, accused of a crime. Other Overpowered Heroes would dazzle everyone with eloquence, argue circles around their accusers, and get off scot-free. But he… [The “Fake Pregnancy” effect has been triggered] Lanya forces a smile. “Officer, can I apply for house arrest during my pregnancy?” Whenever he’s targeted at every turn because he has no powerful family backing him, other Overpowered Heroes would play the fool before revealing their strength and humiliating their enemies. But he… [The “Weeping Willow” effect is active] [The “Pitiful and Helpless” effect is active] Lanya sheds tears. “I’m begging you, please spare me! T_T” When his former fiancé, whom he’d already broken off his engagement with, comes looking for him, other Overpowered Heroes would turn cold and make a defiant threat: revenge is a dish best served ten years later. But he… Lanya launches into a heartfelt speech. “Our child is already gone. From now on, we’re through. You take your broad road to the sun, and I’ll take my narrow bridge.” Former fiancé: “Were we ever in love? When did we have a child?” Lanya: “Don’t worry about that. The point is, it’s already gone.” His former fiancé regrets everything on the spot, his Dao heart shattered. When he triggers a fortuitous encounter while exploring a secret realm, other Overpowered Heroes would slay evil creatures and claim heavenly treasures. But he… [Your identity in this secret realm instance is:] [The “younger sister” of a bandit stronghold’s future chief] [The “widowed sister-in-law” of a husband killed in battle] [The “mother of a demon” who secretly conceived a child] […] Lanya: Is there anything a little less subtle? As for his arch-enemy from the demon race, who pursues him relentlessly, other Overpowered Heroes would resolutely leap off a cliff, seize a fortuitous opportunity, and turn the tables with barely a drop of blood left. But he… Lanya: I know how to do this one! I’ll jump too! He never expected his arch-enemy to jump after him. Is this guy trying to steal his opportunity? Inside a cave beneath the cliff, a mechanism activates, and a voice echoes through the darkness: [Welcome to the cave you can’t leave until you do something indecent.] Lanya: ? The problem is, his arch-enemy is staring fixedly at him nearby, the tips of his ears bright red. [The “Delicate and Soft” effect is active] Lanya: Maybe I should just quit Synopsis archived 2023.9.29 [Important notes: Please read] 1. A light comedy, raunchy cultivation power fantasy. Romance and power progression have a 40/60 split. 2. A beautiful male protagonist and a harem of admirers. All romantic interest is assumed to be unrequited and directed at the protagonist. The love interests are all virgins. No picking favorites and no trying to please everyone. Their roles depend on the author’s whims. 3. Please don’t give writing advice. All plot and narration serve the story and do not represent the author’s personal views. 4. To maintain a light and harmonious reading environment, no overthinking, no projecting real life onto the story, no switching positions, and no flirtation between the love interests. Promoting the upcoming novel My Beautiful and Charming Villain Character [Quick Transmigration] There is a certain kind of person who is foolish, naive, twisted, and cruel, willing to do anything to achieve their goals. The moment they seize an opportunity, they cling to it like a poisonous snake. They don’t care which way they’re headed, only how high they can climb. Even a pitch-black crack with no light is a step up, as long as they can squeeze inside. And yet, they aren’t entirely wicked. They scheme and plot until their machinations cost them their lives. Cruel yet kind, ignorant yet wise, base yet noble: how can such contradictory qualities coexist in one person? You can’t help but be drawn to him. You see those eyes brimming with flirtatious charm, glistening with tears, their fluttering lashes casting shadows like wandering spirits across his face. His pointed face splits into a scarlet grin, yet his tears seem as though they’ll never run dry. You reach out both hands to him, only to discover that you are nothing but another dried-up skeleton he’s trampled underfoot. Only then do you realize: the more beautiful and captivating someone is, the more dangerous they are. He is the villain. [Bewitching Ghost] [Insect Queen] [Dark Sentinel] … Theme: Love what you do, whatever you do