Does He Still Not Forgive the Readers?

Lin Xuetai has loved watching angsty dramas since he was little. When he unexpectedly bound himself to a bookshop System and learned that he was living inside an ABO novel, he was instantly thrilled.

System: Reader data shows that readers prefer sweet and satisfying stories. I recommend starting with a sweet romance.

Lin Xuetai: How about kicking things off with classic ABO melodrama, like removing glands and the fake white moonlight trope?

System: Then you could write a plot-driven power fantasy... Wait, what?

Lin Xuetai: Had Heaven not brought forth me, Lin Xuetai, melodrama would have darkened the ages forever.

System: (⊿)

The System accepted his choice and explained that the novel world had a high degree of freedom. He could turn it into a sweet story or an angsty one, as long as it became a hit.

Lin Xuetai resolved to make this novel the bookshop's number one bestseller and create a white-moonlight classic that would keep readers hooked on the melodrama tag for years to come!

Every day, Lin Xuetai racked his brains for every melodramatic moment in his life.

The Alpha general Qin Hua, who had raised him, hurried home to pick up some documents.

Lin Xuetai obediently called, "Daddy, "

Qin Hua's gaze darkened. "Don't call me that."

Lin Xuetai's eyes lit up. Just as I thought! I'm not his biological son! He deliberately switched me with another baby back then so I'd mistake my enemy for my father and turn against my own family!

Qin Hua: "I'm only ten years older than you. What are you thinking?"

Readers eagerly awaiting an angsty story: ...Oh, so it's a sweet, doting story about raising a child.

Lin Xuetai later confirmed that he'd been switched at birth and wasn't related to Qin Hua by blood.

But then he discovered that Qin Hua had a younger brother who'd been lost outside the family! So this was a story about fake and real young masters!

According to the plot, the real young master would soon return. Lin Xuetai would either leave in disgrace and die miserably somewhere, or stay and be tormented by the real young master in every way.

In the middle of the night, Lin Xuetai sneaked out with a bundle on his back, only to be caught by Qin Hua, who was waiting in the living room.

"Are you really that eager to leave me?"

Readers: ...Oh, so it's The Top Alpha General's 99th Runaway Wife.

Qin Hua said the two children switched at birth were Lin Xuetai and his younger brother.

Lin Xuetai suddenly understood. So this was a story about a life full of ups and downs! He was supposed to suffer hundreds of chapters of torment at the hands of his biological parents, who would always take their adopted son's side, before they all made up and lived happily ever after!

Readers: ...Baby, stop fooling around. Your biological father and brother have been looking for you for over a decade and are frantic with worry.

Later, Lin Xuetai even arranged all sorts of melodramatic plots for himself: taking in a down-and-out Alpha and giving him his heart, only to be abandoned; having his glands removed; getting pregnant...and so on.

Qin Hua finally lost his patience, held him tight, and bit the back of his neck. "Only my pheromones are a hundred percent compatible with yours. Who else do you want?"

The readers, numb, posted 99: After imagining so many melodramatic plots, how did we still fail to guess it would be an older man forcing his love on him?

"Those plots you came up with before were all terrible. I'll write you a script for a perfect life."

Cool and restrained type x naturally adorable, emotionally clueless type

Vodka x jasmine

Fake incest, size difference

Cover based on the bottom's character design

Please note:

1. Both are sexually inexperienced, one-on-one, happy ending;

2. Age gap;

3. Includes onscreen comments and forum-style chapters.

Theme: Even in a dangerous world, seek out the sweetness of happiness