Swallows Return in Spring

Xiao Chunhe is a fake Taoist priest. Relying on his handsome looks, he goes around swindling people, telling everyone he is Yue Jingming, the greatest Taoist priest around.

Yue Jingming spent ten years cultivating in seclusion on a mountain. When he finally emerged, he discovered he was “famous” far and wide, though his fame was for his womanizing. Even the storytellers at the foot of the mountain were spinning tales about the amorous Taoist’s escapades.

The sect leader foresaw a calamity that would soon befall the world and ordered Yue Jingming down the mountain.

With a sword and a horsetail whisk on his back, Yue Jingming descended the mountain, hearing tales of his own “amorous adventures” all along the way. Unable to bear it any longer, he decided to track down the fake Taoist impersonating him.

Xiao Chunhe came across a cool, aloof beauty he fancied, so he eagerly invited him to spend a night together. Grinning, he asked, “I am Yue Jingming of Zushan. May I ask your name, sir?”

Yue Jingming: “...”

Xiao Chunhe waited expectantly, only to see the great beauty draw the long sword at his back.

“I am Yue Jingming of Zushan.”

Cool, celibate, genuine Taoist priest x amorous, carefree fake Taoist priest

The Demon Venerable has been troubled lately. It seems he has gone mad from cultivating, and keeps falling into illusions.

In the illusions, a handsome man is always trying to seduce him. At first, the Demon Venerable resists. Then he can no longer hold back. In the end, he devours the man with gusto.

The two of them make love in every sort of illusion, indulging in unrestrained debauchery as if they were married.

The Demon Venerable suspects this man is a powerful cultivator. To break through to the next level, he decides to find him in the real world.

He successively targets his sworn enemy, a certain Immortal Lord; a certain Venerable who has been cultivating in seclusion for years; and a newly risen sword cultivator of unparalleled talent. He captures them one by one and interrogates them in the demon palace, turning the cultivation world upside down.

His subordinate is baffled. “Who exactly are you looking for?”

The Demon Venerable ponders. “My delicate husband, who can’t even take care of himself.”

Yan Shaojiu is a low-ranking cleaner in the demon palace, with utterly average aptitude. By chance, he obtains an illusion-cultivation manual one day, setting him on the path of illusion cultivation.

The manual focuses on dual cultivation, so he creates a powerful cultivation partner in his illusions, and the two live very happily together.

But his magic is weak, and his partner doesn’t always listen. His partner is domineering and always has to have things his way, but Yan loves him dearly, so he always gives in, coaxing and spoiling him.

Until one day, after doing a good job sweeping, Yan is transferred to the Demon Venerable’s bedroom to make the bed. There he sees his domineering, overbearing husband sweetly doting on a group of incredibly handsome cultivators, smiling at them with tender affection.

Yan Shaojiu loses his mind.

Dark, twisted, and deeply disturbed servant top x domineering, arrogant Demon Venerable bottom

Theme: When the mind is free of thought, heaven and earth open wide