#I'm here to break this family apart,
not become part of it!
Jiujiu's mission is to break up the original story's gong and shou. He has to commit every wicked deed and meet a gruesome end.
System 888 tells him to lie flat and not bother putting in any extra effort.
That's exactly what Jiujiu does. He lies very flat.
But he's lying flat while waiting to die, not lying flat while waiting to get fucked!!!
【Ancient-Era Spoiled Brat】
The regent holds power over the court and has many adopted sons, but he dotes on you alone.
Everyone at court, even the young emperor, has to watch your mood.
With your regent father’s favor behind you, you throw your weight around and take a fancy to your aloof adopted elder brother, forcing yourself on him.
“Hey, I call you big brother because I'm being generous. You say you want to be empress? Then why not give me a child?”
Later
“Didn't you say you wanted a child?” Your adopted elder brother grabs your ankle and drags you into his arms, gripping you tightly like a python about to squeeze you to death. “What, do you need your elder brother to teach you?”
Your adoptive father turns your face toward him and patiently instructs you. “Come here. Focus.”
【Online Romance Scam】
You steal a Celestial's photos and scam a whole bunch of people online.
The Celestial comes to your door and says he'll sink you in a pond.
You spread your legs and blurt out whatever comes to mind:
“Wait, I can have children!”
This was supposed to be a stepmother romance.
But you barge in and insist on bringing this forbidden love to an end yourself.
Your stepmother is wild and ruthless. “Jiujiu, come here.”
The Celestial is arrogant yet impeccably polite as he grabs you. “No. He's mine.”
Reading guide:
Third-person narration.
A stunningly beautiful shou, with a bit of natural-born darkness to his personality.
Coming soon ◍˃ᵕ˂◍《The Cannon-Fodder Character Can't Escape This Explicit Novel》
Lin Xie transmigrates into an explicit novel.
A story of a fallen master, wall-to-wall smut, and group sex.
Good news: He's not the master who falls in love despite cultivating the Heartless Dao.
Bad news: He's the cannon-fodder disciple who causes his master's cultivation to be destroyed.
His senior brothers tie him up nearby like a dog and make him watch every time they play. He's not allowed to die or close his eyes. He's just cannon fodder, there to spice things up.
He flips to the original novel's ending.
His master comprehends the Dao. Reforging the path to immortality in the body of a nine-tailed fox, he kills his eldest disciple, then gathers his now-mentally-impaired youngest disciple in his arms and goes to the demon realm to become its king.
Sounds like a happy ending, right?
Lin Xie turns to the bonus chapter.
After becoming the demon king, his master uses every kind of play he's learned on his youngest disciple, without leaving one out.
Ten thousand years of erotic scenes.
The end.
Lin Xie closes the book.
He gets it. After being tormented for hundreds of chapters, his master finally gets the upper hand. Of course he'll need someone to settle the score with. His youngest disciple is right there, a helpless, mentally impaired sucker who won't fight back.
So his mission is clear:
Don't let his master's cultivation be destroyed.
Don't let his master fall in love with him.
If both fail, at least keep your distance and find a way to escape. Don't end up starring in his master's erotic tally once he turns the tables.
In short, he must never have a relationship with his master that goes beyond teacher and disciple.
·
“Come here.”
His master lies on the couch, long black hair spilling down.
His clothes hang untied, red brocade half-slipped from his shoulders.
“Xian-ge'er.” His master calls him by his childhood nickname, his voice so soft it seems meant to draw him closer, then closer still, lest he miss his master's instruction.
His master clearly cultivates the Heartless Dao. But every time Lin Xie is summoned, he senses desire flowing through the air.
The more carelessly his master wears his clothes, the tighter Lin Xie wraps himself up.
Seeing him like this, his master smiles softly.
Something's wrong. In the original story, his master is cultivating the Heartless Dao at this point. He shouldn't be smiling like that.
Unless...
The plot has already begun.
·
“Run.” His master catches him. “Poor thing, why can't you get away?”
Lin Xie: Good master, why don't you come out first?
*
Nine-tailed foxes are famously lustful. Youqin Zhaoxiu forged his own path, cultivating the Heartless Dao in seclusion for hundreds of years, only to fall on the eve of victory.
The one who ruined his cultivation was nothing more than an unremarkable prince from the mortal realm.
He was only a little good-looking.
He'd asked himself countless times why he liked Lin Xie.
Tragically, he could list countless reasons.
Lin Xie was so obedient when he fed him, opening his mouth ever so gently.
Lin Xie was so obedient when he brushed his fur, taking his time.
Lin Xie was much more brazen when he avoided him, but the cruelest thing he ever said was, “I don't want you.”
Since Lin Xie didn't want him,
then he would just have to want Lin Xie with all his might.
He would make up for everything Lin Xie had missed,
twice over.
Lin Xie's lips were red, his eyes brimming with tears.
“You've bitten my lips until they're swollen.”
Youqin Zhaoxiu rested his head on Lin Xie's shoulder, his voice soft.
“Want more?”
Lin Xie didn't dare say no anymore.
He was afraid other parts of him might swell up too...
He still hadn't escaped his fate.
*
The senior brothers who hated Lin Xie forced themselves to keep hating him.
They refused to look at his eyes, bright as the sky after rain, or the shy, shimmering look in them.
Later, they crawled to Lin Xie and begged him to look at them just once.
Theme: Share beauty and harmony, and build a beautiful home together.
Why are you stuck here... Another chapter [biting handkerchief] [empty bowl]
Hey, the new world is very exciting [Star Eyes] [Empty Bowl]
No, don't end it, I'm not full yet [crying]
The first world immortal product is here. I was looking forward to seeing the third one——[Hold thighs]
Is this the end? ? ?
Will the boss update more? Orz
Forget about this flute and whisk. It's unclean.
Such a delicious article, I will be happy for the rest of my life, even if it may be fake
A good life for three people is more important than anything else [shy]
They all make dumplings honestly! [Come on]