* This is not an mpreg story. The title is just a meme!!
A thunderously powerful, shameless top from the cultivation world x a cold-faced, adorable, easygoing Demon Venerable bottom
The Demon Venerable, who has been in seclusion for many years, emerges from retreat and discovers that the world outside has changed.
Everyone in the realm has started using something called a "Communication Jade Slip."
Dual cultivation techniques, peerless classics, famous sects' stories, fan art collections...
As long as you pay, you can see it all on the Communication Jade Slip.
1. The Demon Venerable opens the sect plaza and discovers that the most popular post in the entire cultivation world is titled: "The Tenth Year After the Demon Venerable Disappeared: He Has Already Borne Eleven Sons for the Cangyang Sect Leader."
The Demon Venerable: ...
He is a Demon Venerable, but "DV" is short for Demon Venerable, not a sow.
2. With a trembling hand, the Demon Venerable scrolls to the second post. It is still about the same scandalous rumors involving him and the Cangyang Sect Leader: "The Cangyang Sect Leader Has Been Tormented by Love for Decades. Every Night When He Gets Drunk, He Shouts the Demon Venerable's Name a Thousand Times from the Summit of Jingshi Peak. Blood and tears fill the lonely valley; anyone who hears it will weep."
The Demon Venerable: ...
He has been called the Demon Venerable ever since he became famous. No one even knows his real name!
Could that idiot really have been standing on the mountain shouting "Demon Venerable, Demon Venerable, Demon Venerable, Demon Venerable, Demon Venerable" the whole time?!
3. Jinchen, the Cangyang Sect Leader, is the Demon Venerable's mortal enemy, but the reason they became enemies has nothing to do with some tragic tale of lovesick men, a sea of hatred, or star-crossed lovers.
It was simply because the sword cultivator rankings were updated that year. Jinchen held steady at number one, while the Demon Venerable was stuck at number two.
The Demon Venerable stormed up all 109 peaks of Cangyang Sect alone, wanting to challenge Jinchen and restore the reputation of demonic cultivators everywhere. But Jinchen said they both cultivated the path of ruthless passion, so there was no point in competing, and refused to fight him.
The Demon Venerable: I don't need a point. I just need to beat you.
Jinchen suddenly changed tack and advised him: Why not join the Hehuan Sect? Once your cultivation is complete, I promise to fight you.
The Demon Venerable: ...
He came to fight with swords, not because he was confused and wanted to ask whether he could switch careers to dual cultivation.
Later, Jinchen decided to sacrifice himself to prove to the Demon Venerable that he was actually quite suited to switching to the Hehuan Sect.
Unfortunately, that night was dark and the wind was cold. The Demon Venerable still swept him off the stone bed at the top of Jingshi Peak and sent him flying to the foot of the mountain with a single sword strike.
After that, the Demon Venerable went into seclusion and stayed there for a full ten years.
4. The Demon Venerable searches through the Communication Jade Slip until he finally finds the only online friend who firmly believes that the Demon Venerable and the Cangyang Sect Leader are completely innocent.
The Demon Venerable and his online friend hit it off at once, feeling they should have met sooner.
The Demon Venerable says the Cangyang Sect Leader is a bad person.
His friend replies: I hate the Cangyang Sect Leader most of all, too!
The Demon Venerable then says nothing ever happened between him and the Cangyang Sect Leader.
His friend agrees: I know. Their relationship has always been utterly pure!
They chat day and night, and the Demon Venerable's ruthless cultivation path is talked into ruin by his friend.
But he has no regrets, because nowhere else in the entire cultivation world can he find anyone as gentle and considerate as his friend, or anyone who shares his hatred of their common enemy.
Falling in love with his online friend is the Demon Venerable's destiny.
5. The Demon Venerable dresses up in his finest clothes, ready to meet his friend at Jingshi Peak and turn their relationship from online friends into cultivation partners.
The Demon Venerable: …
The Demon Venerable: Jinchen, where's my friend?
Jinchen: You talked away my ruthless cultivation path. Aren't you going to take responsibility?
Warnings: Please read!
1. There is a large age gap. The top is several hundred years older than the bottom. Older man-younger wife, older top.
2. Includes a reunion after a long separation and an amnesia plot. The top and bottom knew each other long ago. Please don't read if this bothers you!
3. A raising-up romance. The bottom was raised by the top, but there is absolutely no intimate contact while the bottom is underage. Please don't read if this bothers you!
4. The top is extremely shameless, truly shameless in both speech and behavior. He is not a righteous hero devoted to justice. If you find that greasy or can't stomach it, close the page immediately. Don't force yourself!
Theme: Love can overcome everything
I want to see Sai Xiaxue come back to life and witness with my own eyes the distortion of human nature and the moral corruption of a bereaved junior and senior brother, how they become morally corrupt and abduct ignorant young people [Cai Dog]. The war of the century is about to begin.
Jingmi really looks like a pure little puppy 🐶. Her paws are softly padded and puffy, but when the fur is smooth, they are soft and soft.
Zunmi, I hope you won't regret eating [orange candy] during the day tomorrow. [Orange candy]
It's almost the finale, and it's very cliche. It doesn't matter, the main reason is that the answer is right there on the riddle, and the readers are not fools. They could have guessed Mo Jing's identity during those days in the sect. It was still fresh at first, but then it became ordinary. After all, the answer had already appeared. 🍉 It's a very simple article, but it's great if it can be written completely. 🌈
Why is it locked?!!!! I finally saw the update and had time to read it. I opened it at one click and this chapter is locked???!!!!!
I can't stand it anymore, it's so funny 🐶, I raise a child and I don't know that the child is dyed in a weird way
No! What a beauty trap, what did Zunmi do?
🐶 I want to kiss you too, Zunmi asked me to kiss you too
When can the sect leader show off his personal strength? 🐶
🐶I want to watch the extra episode, so please give it a try.