Fairy-Tale Villains Are Forbidden from Being Everyone's Favorite! [Quick Transmigration]

[World One complete. World Two under construction...] [Updated daily, reliable schedule~] Qi Xue had a pretty face, but he was stupid and wicked. Chosen by a quick transmigration System, he was sent to play the evil villain in a fairy-tale kingdom. He played his part diligently, but the plot always went off the rails. In the end, Qi Xue could only clutch his swollen, red bottom and ask in confusion, “Was this what happened in the original story?” System: “...” How do you manage to get every step wrong and still end up with the right result? [The Princess Kidnapped by the Dragon] Qi Xue was the foolish, wicked younger son of a villainous couple. To escape the curse that said he would be eaten by a dragon, his parents found him a sacrificial older brother. Thinking he was safe, Qi Xue lived like a spoiled princess, keeping 108 male lovers in the palace and treating the duke’s son like a dog... In the end, the villainous family’s scheme was exposed. On the day the curse came due, the dragon carried him off to its pitch-black lair. But the dragon didn’t eat him as the original plot dictated. The enormous beast curled around him and breathed in a low, hoarse voice by his ear, “Female... mine.” Qi Xue finally escaped the dragon’s lair, not knowing that his sacrificial older brother and the duke’s son had also long coveted him and were searching for him everywhere... [The Flirtatious Incubus at an All-Boys’ School] Qi Xue was an incubus born with a defect. The nerves at the tip of his tail were damaged, so he couldn’t tell whether the feelings people fed him were affection or malice. He couldn’t even tell if he was full. So he had no choice but to find as many food sources as possible. His kind said that the food at a certain all-boys’ school was the best quality, and one meal there was worth ten elsewhere. So Qi Xue pretended to be a transfer student and snuck into the school. One day he sweet-talked one boy, the next he threw himself at another. But because of his defective tail, he couldn’t even tell when people hated him, and he foolishly clung to everyone he saw... Qi Xue rubbed his round belly, stuffed full. But he’d told too many lies about being in love, and sooner or later he’d get caught. Several tall boys surrounded him and said darkly, “What, one man can’t satisfy you?” [The Wicked Little Merman in the Deep Sea] Qi Xue was a child adopted by the merfolk king, but secretly coveted the throne that had never belonged to him. He sowed discord among his brothers, making them turn on one another. His scheme was eventually exposed. He was cast out of the clan and thrown into an abyss at the bottom of the sea. They said a gigantic, deformed monster lived there, devouring anything alive that fell in. Everyone thought Qi Xue had vanished. No one knew that, beneath the abyss, the beautiful little merman was wrapped in a thick tentacle, his emerald tail trembling as sticky sobs spilled from his mouth... Meanwhile, the brothers who had personally cast him out were frantically searching everywhere for him... [The Wicked Stepmother of the Fallen Prince] Qi Xue bullied his poor stepson mercilessly, leaving him hungry and cold and keeping the only bed in the house for himself, forcing the boy to sleep on the icy floor. Later, the stepson was recognized by the royal family, his true identity revealed to the world, and he became the new king. Qi Xue, meanwhile, was locked up to await punishment. But when the coronation ceremony was over, the young king knelt on one knee, lifted the tip of his snowy-white foot, and kissed it. “From now on, Xiao Xue will be my one and only queen in this palace.” [The Little Vampire Who Lures Humans] In an age when vampires were nearly wiped out, Qi Xue had to live in hiding. He used his looks to lure young humans into his home, drank a little of their blood, then erased their memories and sent them away. One day, a bounty for capturing vampires appeared on a noticeboard, and Qi Xue fled in terror. Not long after, four men found his hideout at the same time. Only then did Qi Xue learn that the four men he had lured into his home were the kingdom’s four princes. The brothers each seized one of his limbs, their dark eyes fixed on him. “Run again and we’ll break your legs and lock you up.” Qi Xue: W-wait a second! Why didn’t his memory-erasing trick work?! [The Evil Little Witch in the Forest] Qi Xue was an ageless witch who lived deep in the forest. They said she had the most beautiful face in the world, but it was bought with one scarlet heart after another. She ate human hearts to keep her beauty forever. The king issued a bounty: whoever cut out the witch’s heart would receive ten thousand taels of gold. The bounty hunters surrounded his cottage, but in the end they gave the king only a lock of his hair and the heart of a deer. They secretly kept him in their cellar, kissing his cheek and calling him their little wife. Only later did people learn that the little witch stayed beautiful not by taking human hearts, but by receiving human love. Because someone would always love him, he would remain young and beautiful as a flower forever. Reading guide: 1. Multiple fragments of the same male lead. All male leads are pure in body and mind, and each is head over heels for the protagonist. Contains a little coercion: if they can’t have him, they’ll snap and go mad, mm... 2. Note that some fragments will be insulted and then pursue the protagonist (they’ll all get slapped), but they won’t win his love. In each world, the protagonist will only end up with the fragment who treats him best. 3. The stepmother world has a bad ending; the other worlds have happy endings. 4. Fairy-tale style, all for the sake of making him irresistible to everyone. Each world is fairly short, updates are steady, and you can read it as a bedtime story. 5. The stepmother world’s romance only begins after the family relationship has been dissolved. The high school world is fictional, and all characters are adults. My next story will be another irresistible-to-everyone novel: The Gloomy Bottom Lures F3. Please add it to your reading list~ Mo Lianqing was a poor kid from the mountains who got into a city university, and all three of his roommates were rich second-generation heirs. He despised these trust-fund kids for living off their ancestors and getting everything handed to them, yet he was jealous of the way they basked in privilege. With malicious intentions, he wanted to drag those rich kids down into the gutter. What else could he do, when they were always flaunting their wealth in front of him? Taking their weaknesses into account, Mo Lianqing devised a meticulous plan. Rich Kid Number One: a cold, antisocial top student. Mo Lianqing used his village grandmother’s ID card to register an alt account, dressed as a girl, and pretended to be a tea-selling girl who was dating him online. He planned to distract the top student from his studies, then abruptly dump him the night before finals, ruining his GPA and costing him his scholarship and recommendation for graduate school. Rich Kid Number Two: a dumb jock with that... addiction. Mo Lianqing used the excuse of being a buddy to offer help whenever his addiction flared up. In reality, he secretly slipped drugs that affected sexual function into the jock’s water and studied online PUA courses in secret, planning to wear away his self-esteem and destroy his personality bit by bit. Rich Kid Number Three: a senior campus heartthrob who had already taken over the family business and was worth more than ever thanks to his upcoming marriage alliance with a wealthy heiress. Mo Lianqing got close to him as a friend to gather information, while spreading rumors online that he kept a mistress and was a scumbag who got her pregnant and abandoned her. He planned to ruin the marriage alliance and send the company’s stock price plummeting. The plan went perfectly. Top Student Number One was so lovesick over him he couldn’t eat or sleep and even skipped a final. Jock Number Two could now only manage his condition with Mo Lianqing’s help, and without him he was impotent. Campus Heartthrob Number Three was caught in a scandal, his marriage alliance called off and his company’s stock in freefall. It was so satisfying! * With his scholarship for the highest GPA and the fortune he’d made selling the luxury goods the top student had given him, Mo Lianqing happily packed his little backpack. He planned to find a resort island for winter break and enjoy a taste of the extravagant life of the rich. The day before his flight, the top student sent him two pictures. One showed enormous white radishes in a field back home; the other showed him as a little kid in a split-crotch pair of pants. [Baby, is this the tea your family grows?] [Also, Baby, aren’t you a girl? Why do you have a little mushroom growing down there?] At the same time, the campus heartthrob called him. The man’s voice was low and amused. “The technicians cracked the anonymous forum’s IP address. It turns out the rumor post was made by someone in our dorm. Who do you think it was, Lianqing?” Mo Lianqing made up an excuse and hung up. He was so scared he couldn’t even wait for his flight; he decided to run away overnight. But a tall, broad-shouldered jock blocked him at the door. The man’s face was dark. “My blood test found traces of a drug that can cause sexual dysfunction. As my good buddy, do you have any idea how that happened?” Mo Lianqing: [Danger] #Do you think I can make it out of the dorm alive?# [A gloomy little mushroom who starts out poisonous, then gets cooked until he loses his toxicity] [A brooding, ghostly, cold-faced top-student seme] [A cocky, handsome, dark-skinned jock seme] [A seemingly gentle gentleman who is actually scheming and dark-hearted seme] Reading guide: 1. The semes are pure in body and mind. The marriage alliance involving Seme Number Three is a rumor. 2. The protagonist cross-dresses as a girl. 3. The protagonist is thin and weak due to childhood malnutrition. There are differences in body type and skin tone, and a little coercion later on. 4. At first the protagonist is a gloomy little mushroom with a mean streak (but I think poisonous mushrooms taste better when cooked, hehehe~). Later, the semes will raise him into a sunny mushroom. Theme: A pure heart is the most beautiful treasure