To Leisurely Sweep Fallen Flowers with the Immortals

As the most promising second-generation immortal, Jiang Gu had made unifying the immortal realm his life’s mission, until the love tribulation delayed for three thousand years finally appeared.

According to the Immortal Ascension Bureau’s statistics, the fastest way to weather a love tribulation was to combine the Heartless Path with a master-disciple relationship.

Jiang Gu took his sword and descended to the mortal realm.

His plan was three years of courtship, five years of love, and then to kill his wife and ascend to immortality within ten years.

But no matter how carefully he planned, Jiang Gu never expected his love tribulation to fall upon a good-for-nothing playboy.

Jiang Gu’s face darkened. How could a worthless scoundrel like this be his love tribulation?

Wei Feng had been living a carefree life in his sect until a new elder descended from the sky and singled him out as his disciple.

The cool, beautiful immortal looked like he’d stepped down from heaven. Wei Feng’s brain short-circuited, and he accepted.

From then on, he had to get up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog, constantly on the verge of working himself to death.

Wei Feng clutched his head in despair. “Grandmaster, what do you want from me?”

Jiang Gu replied without expression, “Form your golden core in three years, reach the Deity Transformation stage in five, and reach the Great Vehicle stage’s great perfection in ten.”

Wei Feng’s knees gave out. He dropped to the ground with a thud. “Just kill me!”

Jiang Gu drew his sword cheerfully. “As you wish.”

For the first time, Wei Feng discovered how fast he could crawl along the ground.

Later, Wei Feng was trained, or rather, tormented, into becoming the greatest cultivator in the world. Just as he was basking in his triumph, his master dragged him into a cultivation partnership contract.

Wei Feng had no time to celebrate before a sword pierced his heart.

Clinging to his master’s sleeve, Wei Feng struggled to speak. “I think, ”

Jiang Gu said indifferently, “I’ve wronged you in this life, my husband.”

Wei Feng coughed up blood. “I can still be saved, ”

Jiang Gu covered his eyes without expression. “Go in peace.”

Wei Feng shook his head frantically. “I didn’t, ”

Jiang Gu covered his mouth. “You’re dead.”

Jiang Gu successfully ascended, only to be stopped at the Heavenly Gate.

Heavenly Gate: “It seems you haven’t passed your love tribulation.”

Jiang Gu: “I have. My husband died.”

Heavenly Gate: “Turn around.”

Jiang Gu turned and saw his disciple covered in blood, eyes wild and menacing, tears streaming down his face.

Jiang Gu: …

Short-tempered, adorable, increasingly unhinged, lazy disciple gong × cold and emotionless, ruthless, overachieving master shou

Title reference: “I’d gladly follow my master up to the altar of heaven, and leisurely sweep fallen flowers with the immortals.”, Li Bai, Tang Dynasty

Blurb screenshotted on December 23, 2021

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The Demon Lord has been troubled lately. He seems to have fallen prey to cultivation madness and keeps getting trapped in illusions.

In the illusions, a handsome man keeps seducing him. At first, the Demon Lord resists. Then he loses control. In the end, he devours the man with relish.

The two of them indulge in wild passion in all kinds of illusions, carrying on like a married couple.

The Demon Lord suspects the man is a powerful cultivator. To break through, he decides to find him in the real world.

He successively sets his sights on his rival, this or that Immortal Lord; this or that Venerable who’s been in seclusion for years; and a newly emerged sword cultivator of extraordinary talent… He drags them one by one to the Demon Palace for interrogation, turning the cultivation world upside down.

His subordinate asks, baffled, “Who exactly are you looking for?”

The Demon Lord ponders. “My delicate husband, who can’t even take care of himself.”

Yan Shaojiu is a low-ranking cleaner in the Demon Palace, with mediocre talent. One day, through a twist of fate, he gets a manual for cultivating through illusions and begins his path as an illusion cultivator.

The manual focuses on dual cultivation, so he creates a powerful partner in his illusions, and the two of them live happily together.

It’s just that his magic is weak and his partner isn’t very obedient. His partner is domineering, forceful, and always has to have his way. Yan Shaojiu loves him dearly, so he always gives in, placates him, and spoils him.

Until one day, after doing such a good job sweeping that he gets transferred to the Demon Lord’s bedchambers to make the bed, he sees his domineering husband comforting a group of extraordinarily handsome cultivators, smiling at them with tender warmth.

Yan Shaojiu goes mad.

Dark, twisted, and unhinged servant gong × domineering, arrogant Demon Lord shou

Theme: Work hard and persevere