The Scummy Top and Trashy Bottom Simulator

After failing once again to win over your dream guy, the “Pathetic Top and Scumbag Bottom Dating Simulator” appears and changes your life. [System scan complete. You perfectly meet the simulator’s binding requirements: King of Simps.] [Tags: Pathetic top and scumbag bottom (yes, you’re the top who throws yourself at him ✅) Size difference (this simulator does not accept short tops 😓) Power couple (the simulator agrees your dream guy is really handsome 😍) Sweet romance (crossed out 🙄) (you’d be lucky just to simp for him, you dorky top 😂) Forced love (does forcibly throwing yourself at your dream guy count as forced love? 🤔)] [Based on your past experiences, you’ve been automatically awarded the following honorary titles “Pei Haolin’s Gold-Grade Simp”: Your name is widely known in the gossip world. “Never Give Up”: Even Heaven itself has been moved by your dedication to throwing yourself at him! “Good for Nothing”: The only things you have going for you are your height and, well, that other thing. “Empathy”: You can take the place of anyone beside Pei Haolin anytime, anywhere, and imagine you’re the one talking to him. Hahaha.] [The simulator’s overall assessment of you: 👉🤡] [But don’t despair. The simulator is here to change your fate!] You: ... Yes, you later discover that the simulator really has changed your life. It lets you take over the bodies of your dream guy’s big brother, best friend, and lover. Now you can be part of every important moment in Pei Haolin’s life! Content warnings * You = player = top * The bottom is Pei Haolin, a tall, rich, handsome, sadistic, untouchable dream guy, like a celestial being above the clouds. * A muscular, dominant top and a smug, charming bottom. The top secretly loves the bottom. A funny, melodramatic story. * I’m just writing this for fun, so anything goes. Think of it as a dating sim. * Anyone who insults the bottom in the comments will be unbound by the simulator and expelled from the top club (I might delete your comments 😂). Theme: Never give up, no matter how many times you’re knocked down