Reborn: I'm a Bartender at the Distillery

[November 30, 2023–July 24, 2024: Achievement unlocked: after going premium, the full novel updated daily without a single missed day, with six chapters and ten thousand words a day] [Alternate-universe stories are in the author’s collection] [Unlimited inline comments are now open; bonus skits drop randomly in author’s notes] [I’m terrible at writing blurbs, please add this to your favorites] [Commissioned artwork: see @YogurtNoIceOnJinjiang] [Very little Katekyo Hitman Reborn content; you can still enjoy this without having read it] [The character cards for the pet-seeking notice in Cat and Kitten were taken down; find the original text version on Weibo] [Alternate-universe stories for the other male leads are in the collection, along with a bonus chapter where everyone gets cozy] Also known as: Open up, Yingzi! The Bartending Master of the Organization The wind carrying my thoughts of you has blown all the way to the Organization I miss you so much at the Organization Can even a nobody at the Organization get caught in a love triangle? I update sixty thousand words a day at the Organization (absolutely impossible) * I was reborn in the Detective Conan world. I’m not the director with an almost zero survival rate, nor am I a lab experiment. Unless something goes wrong, I can lie low as an ordinary person until the finale, if I weren’t a member of the Organization. Yes, something did go wrong. I, Yingzi Open-the-Door, am an outer member of the Black Organization, currently working as a bartender. As a devoted fan who’s watched Conan since I was little and never quite grown up, I rely on my shamelessness and my weakness for handsome men and beautiful women to shower everyone in the Organization with cheesy pickup lines until they’re all eating out of my hand! And so my public identity gradually took a strange turn. I’m Belmot’s favorite little darling, Conan’s aunt, and Kaito’s big sister. I’m also Tooru’s former live-in partner, and Matsuda’s date (!) Gin’s most loyal little sister (?) Hagi and Hiro’s former owner (??) Akai’s ex-girlfriend (???) At first, I only kept flirting with everyone using cheesy pickup lines so I could make it safely to the finale, then keep a male model after the Black Organization fell and live the high life, all while indulging my lustful desires. But slowly, I began to realize something was off Why did he confess to me? Why did he confess to me too? What, you like me too? Does everyone like a shameless little nobody?! But I’m just making saucy jokes for fun? Anyway, this is the happy everyday life of a slow-witted little nobody with a durian heart in the Detective Conan world. Yingzi is happy. May you be happy too (*^3^) * The heroine is a dashing badass who takes down the Organization, goes head-to-head with Conan, competes with Kaito in magic, and challenges Bourbon to a battle of the wolves… Good news! None of that! Is! In! This! Novel! What this novel does have: The entire police academy squad gets saved (hooray) Cheesy pickup lines shock the whole Organization, and even the entire world of Detective Conan (?) A durian-hearted nobody gets caught in a love triangle without realizing it (crossed out) The heroine has max charisma, max likability, max luck, max enthusiasm for cheesy fun, and max intuition. She calls herself useless, but she’s really just a slacker who coasts along. [Pairing: Akai] [Thanks for supporting the official release. 80% anti-piracy] [A silly, no-brainer comedy. Come enjoy the happy little goofball] [First-person narration. Updates at 9 p.m.; late chapters come with a red envelope] [OOC warning, illogical plot warning (highlighted)] [You can enjoy this without having read Katekyo Hitman Reborn] [Please don’t bring up other works in the comments] Theme: Even when mired in the muck, keep striving forward