Gin Insists I Take Responsibility

Question: If an ordinary person transmigrates into the distillery and becomes an orphan raised by the Organization, how can they get out of this mess? Answer: Be an honest-to-goodness, useless, forgettable bartender. That is, being useless got a little too out of hand, and as a result I can spend all day using cheesy pickup lines to tease my coworkers, including but not limited to the distillery’s hardest-working employee, a blonde goddess, a black-haired undercover agent, a blonde undercover agent, an FBI agent, and so on… I’ve also managed to move into Big Brother’s place, use his credit card, freeload off his stereo, take advantage of him, and compete with a certain sunglasses-wearing guy to see who Big Brother loves more… his little sister or little brother. At the same time, I also slept in Big Brother’s… bed. * When drunk: Me: Big Brother, I’m into you! Big Brother: Do you want to die? When I sobered up, I found myself trapped in a hopeless situation: Big Brother and I had somehow ended up in the same bed. Just as I was wondering whether to drop to my knees, hug his legs, and beg for forgiveness through my tears, or give up resisting and put myself out of my misery ahead of time Big Brother: What, you don’t want to take responsibility for me? * Big Brother’s heart is as unfathomable as the sea. But who got what they wanted? I’m not telling ^_^ * Current status: Responsibility accepted. * Reader’s guide: 1. A silly, brainless comedy told in first person. Everyday nonsense, no plot or logic. OOC warning! The heroine is a block of wood, but don’t insult her, and definitely don’t insult me, okay? 2. There isn’t much of a plot. It’s already turned into a lovey-dovey couple story. (Facepalm and sigh.) 3. You don’t need to have read next door’s Reborn: I’m a Bartender at the Distillery to follow this. 4. Commissioned art for the series can be found on the Jinjiang version of @Yang Le Duo Without Ice. 5. Please don’t bring up other works in the comments, except my own. 6. An unconventional one-on-one romance. 7. After it goes premium, updates will be at 9 p.m. Extra chapters not included in the regular update will be posted at midnight. 8. Contains elements of Katekyo Hitman Reborn! 9. Unrestricted paragraph comments are enabled. Come chat with me~ 10. Please keep up with updates. If the story gets censored, there’s nothing I can do to make up for it TT * Recommended: my friend’s new story, The Purest Disciple of the Hehuan Sect by Kong Sui: A naturally clueless heroine transmigrates into the Hehuan Sect but just wants to laze around × a loyal puppy of a hero who thinks he’s a seductive temptress but is actually very pure-hearted. A sweet, clingy slice-of-life story! Code Name: Grand Line by Chao Fan Da Mo Wang: What happens when a multi-faction player on the Grand Line turns out to have the highest combat power? * Coming soon: The Prince of God Can Read My Mind After I Tore Up the Villainess Script. It’s my next story, and I’m definitely writing it! Hello, everyone. My name is Shui Yao. I always thought I was probably an ordinary person, until a dream revealed that this world was made up of several anime fanfics inspired by The Prince of Tennis. As the cousin of the expressionless vice captain, I was an indispensable character in all of them The fake heiress’s dim-witted best friend in The Real and Fake Heiress! The queen bee behind school bullying in Childhood Friend vs. New Arrival! The pitiful, scheming little green tea in The Mistaken White Moonlight! Me: What kind of person has a personality that fractured? It can’t be me, right? The expressionless one whose whole family has the same face! Hahaha! Don’t any of you study?! Forced into the plot, I kept my expression blank, kicked the script aside, and rewrote the story. Then a certain Prince of God suddenly stopped me. He said he could hear my thoughts, even when I was muttering to myself in Chinese. Oh, is that all? He can hear what I’m thinking! …What? Who? Whose thoughts? My name is Shui Yao. I’m looking to buy a Magneto helmet. Payment offered. I’m waiting online, and it’s urgent. Theme: Even when you’re stuck in the mud, keep striving to improve