An Investigation Report on a Cat Turning into Hagiwara

#About How the Doberman I Raised Suddenly Turned into a Human Help! What should I do if the dog I keep at home turns into a human? Hi, everyone. My name is Kaimon Eiko, and I'm freaking out right now. I used to be an ordinary bartender at a bar owned by the Black Organization. Yes, that one you know, the organization whose members all have alcohol codenames, nicknamed the Liquor Factory and pronounced the Water Factory. But I never imagined that one day, after coming home from work, I'd discover... There was a man in my house! (shouting) And in that state, too. You know, like this. (gestures) Damn it, I recognized him at a glance. He was one of my long-lost, one-sided husbands (?)! Officer Hagiwara!!! Wait, didn't he die?! Also, where's my dog?! Still in shock, he nervously told me he was my dog and that he'd been forced to form a bond with me. What? My favorite dog, the one I hug, kiss, and toss in the air every day, turned into a grown man?! And this grown man is bonded to me?! (horrified face) Looking at that handsome, panicked face, I drooled with joy. No, with horror. What should I do if my Doberman turns into a human? Wouldn't that be awesome?! (shouting) (excited) * Reader's guide: 1. First-person, brainless comedy. 2. This is an if story for the neighboring novel "Reborn: I Work as a Bartender at the Liquor Factory," but you can enjoy it without having read that one. 3. I'm busy with work and struggling to get back into writing, so quality isn't guaranteed. Expected length: 100,000+ words. 4. Updates will be in the evening. The exact time depends on when this wage slave gets off work. If I can't make it, I'll ask for leave on Weibo. 5. See the commissioned series artwork at @YogurtNoIceJinjiangVersion. 6. Please don't mention other works in the comments. Theme: Keep striving even when you're stuck in the mud